A thread about the ENIGMA that is STARLET / SCARLET

[Penelope]

Think we REALLY DO need a thread to discuss this OMG/10 IMMEDIATE CLASSIC contestant

I have so many questions. DID SHE DO ANYTHING ELSE? WHERE IS SHE NOW? Is the answer just VERY OBVIOUSLY DEAD?!

@Lucille

 

[Lucille]

I can’t imagine things turned out well with what I imagine to be her very FAST lifestyle.

 

[Lucille]

I honestly don’t think DRUK has ever or will ever produce such an ICON. Has anyone ever delivered SO MUCH whilst doing SO LITTLE?

 

[Lucille]

If she was DEAD would anyone really be able to TELL?

 

[Penelope]

I honestly don’t think DRUK has ever or will ever produce such an ICON. Has anyone ever delivered SO MUCH whilst doing SO LITTLE?

Even outstripping SCAREDY KAT! And do you KNOW what it TAKES?!

 

[Lucille]

She really had the vibe of an unsettling character from a David Lynch film who appears in precisely one scene and haunts you for the rest of your life

 

[COB]

 

[Penelope]

I really MUST know the full UNDOUBTEDLY UPSETTING invariable apartheid diamonds backstory IMMEDIATELY

 

[Lucille]

We really were deprived of her flatly delivering a really unpleasant joke about Michelle’s appearance that definitively did not land during the roast

 

[Lucille]

It’s very much giving Julie if she had no soul and made her money from blood diamonds instead of out of date kebabs

 

[Penelope]

It’s very much giving Julie if she had no soul and made her money from blood diamonds instead of out of date kebabs

The last number on that use by date is VERY clearly a 7 not a 2 as Julie was at GREAT PAINS POINTING OUT

 

[Lucille]

Julie these pita breads are quite clearly dry, KINDA LIKE YOUR VAGOINA.

 

[Tisch]

Thank you for giving me my dream

and now

I get to go find another

 

[Lucille]

We all know her dreams are purely consumed by the disembodied screams of tortured souls

 

[Lucille]

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped.

 

[Penelope]

Very striking, unique, queer

 

[Phoenix]

I love how she only has one face in all the photos. The range is zero

 

[GNL]

Guys, you can book a personalised message for just £28

 

[Lucille]

Guys, you can book a personalised message for just £28

@Star release the MOOPY FUNDS.

 

[Lucille]

I am of course booking her for a DAILY motivational talk.

 

[Lucille]

Thank god we had STARLET to save this season rather than DOUR OLD Cheddar who has the air of a gay who’s read precisely ONE Sylvia Plath novel.

 

[Penelope]

I love how she only has one face in all the photos. The range is zero

The range is in fact NEGATIVE zero. And yet ergo...infinite

 

[Penelope]

I can't hold it in any more girls. Starlet / Scarlet simply MUST go in the Moopy banner!

 

[RS]

Honestly how can someone so clearly empty manage to come off as this enigmatic and intriguing?

 

[Martha Skidd]

Has anyone ever delivered SO MUCH whilst doing SO LITTLE?

HI DARLING

 

[RS]

Lookswise she reminds me of Debi Mazar and now I found a pic of young Debi wishing she was our Sc/Starlet

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[COB]

I don't know, she's almost showing some personality there. Could you go back and find something a bit BLANKER?

 

[Diddy]

I don't know, she's almost showing some personality there. Could you go back and find something a bit BLANKER?

 

[GNL]

Thank god we had STARLET to save this season rather than DOUR OLD Cheddar who has the air of a gay who’s read precisely ONE Sylvia Plath novel.

She only wrote one and then she died

 

[Lucille]

 

[COB]

Actually crying laughing at this:

 

[Penelope]

Honestly how can someone so clearly empty manage to come off as this enigmatic and intriguing?

Do you not REMEMBER JULIE?!

 

[RS]

Do you not REMEMBER JULIE?!

While both are fabulous, they have nothing in common.

 

[COB]

Both very dynamic personalities, not to mention beautiful girls

 

[RS]

Oh but that could be all of us. Well, most of us.

 

[Lucille]

Some of you just don’t have the allure to be quite honest.

 

[Lucille]

The fact this mood-stabilised icon was ejected in episode 2 should be a source of national shame.

 

[RS]

Can’t wait for her to host Drag Race South Africa

 

[Penelope]

Can't wait for her to host Drag Race USA