A thread to discuss all business and activities in relation to THURSDAY.

I have been doing INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS since 7am from beneath my duvet because timezones wait for no ron.
 
I am now up, showered, dressed and ready to continue working towards a prosperous and fruitful relationship with the day.
 
I crave toast but my schedule does not usually allow for it until midday. I may break with tradition.
 
Hanging out my arse. I’ve managed five minutes of emails and now I’ve fled to the work canteen.
 
I'm GRUMPY cause I went to my favourite coffee shop to start my day, my favourite young server who in no way do I want to kidnap and lock in the cellar was there in IMPOSSIBLY SHORT SHORTS with his LOVELY LEGS OUT and the entire place was empty so he was CHATTY with me and my fucking laptop wouldn't turn on and I had an urgent job to do, so I had to skull my coffee and come to the office, where, even before plugging it in, it MAGICALLY DECIDED TO WORK.
 
Also off to the CANCER QUACK today, likely to have another couple of LUMPS removed, so that'll be FUN :disco:
 
Woke up at 6am
Had a wank
Went back to sleep
Will start work soon
Unlimited Steak Frites tonight
Flight Club after 🎯
 
I am currently in a calorie deficit and unlimited steak frites sounds fucking incredible.
 
I nearly killed myself with mega antibiotics earlier in the week (I gave up because I've too much else to deal with) and now ONLINE RESEARCH tells me that PROPHYLACTIC ANTIBIOTICS prior to a DENTAL EXTRACTION are ALMOST NEVER NECESSARY :bruised:

Just wait until I get my hands on DR FATIMA
 
Decided to pop into work for a couple of hours to finish something I should have done yesterday but didn't due to distracting myself.

Then I've decided I want to make a fish and chorizo stew type thing for dinner, so a couple of hours work and some meal shopping and prep feels like a day well spent to me.
 
Can't decide whether to go to the supermarket in my lovely new car or go into the office for a IMMINENT MASS REDUNDANCY MOANING UPDATE

Knowing me it'll be NEITHER
 
I nearly killed myself with mega antibiotics earlier in the week (I gave up because I've too much else to deal with) and now ONLINE RESEARCH tells me that PROPHYLACTIC ANTIBIOTICS prior to a DENTAL EXTRACTION are ALMOST NEVER NECESSARY :bruised:

Just wait until I get my hands on DR FATIMA
I've had loads of teeth out this year and didn't have any pre-extraction antibiotics, nor was I offered any. Dr Fatima is contributing to antibiotic-resistant superbugs!
 
Can't decide whether to go to the supermarket in my lovely new car or go into the office for a IMMINENT MASS REDUNDANCY MOANING UPDATE

Knowing me it'll be NEITHER
Ooooh what car did you get? Was it the one they brought to a garage nearer your house to tempt you? Did you succumb to temptation?
 
I've had loads of teeth out this year and didn't have any pre-extraction antibiotics, nor was I offered any. Dr Fatima is contributing to antibiotic-resistant superbugs!
That's what I thought! She said if there's any infection (and the X-ray was doubtful that there was) then the anaesthetic might not work. Think I'd rather RISK IT than spend a week in the LAVVY

Ooooh what car did you get? Was it the one they brought to a garage nearer your house to tempt you? Did you succumb to temptation?
YES I DID

Volkswagen ID.3 GTX Fire & Ice (1).webp


An ID.3 GTX
The man next door was impressed and THAT'S WHAT REALLY MATTERS
 
I thought I might LEAVE EARLY and go cottaging to be honest, but I've popped back to the office to find NO ONE HERE and for over an hour now, so I'm more looking forward to sitting here and judging the fuckers when they stroll back in thinking it's perfectly acceptable to swan off whilst I'm on my NHS DEATHBED.
 

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