A topic for the ridiculous antics of Naomi Campbell

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I mean, how do we not have such an essential thing ALREADY?

She's started her own Youtube channel, which is spawning lots of ludicrous content like this



Naomi goes shopping, chooses some spices, nuts and lemons, laments her new gluten free lifestyle and buys Swedish food for someone called Donald. She's mad. It's iconic.
 
that made me chuckle. i've always found her strangely fascinating for some reason. simultaneously delusional but somewhat honest and endearing.

i don't know who the fuck donald is and she really is quite helpless but i can totally get behind her shopping list.

also, this is my favourite naomi moment (and there have been quite a few):



i love how they talk about walking down a runway like it's high art (hello, drag).
 
omg, i just watched her at the airport. going at it with the dettol wipes! amazing :D
 
This video is amazing - I want to be Naomi Campbell when I grow up and yet I'm literally her absolute opposite in every way sadly.
 
ameraal said:
omg, i just watched her at the airport. going at it with the dettol wipes! amazing :D
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”Can you do my seat too?” :D

She’s amazing. But how come she’s allowed to bring that much liquids with her onboard?
 
Because she's Naomi fucking Campbell and they don't wanna get hit by a cell phone! :disco:
 
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Gluten free eating is a lifestyle Naomi. It's a choice. It's a freedom of expression. You have to live it. You have to love it. You have to breathe it.
 
I don't know why this is so watchable but I know that I am subscribing.
 
1000% subscribing. That cleaning regime. My highlight was "I don't do them for you, but I'll share it with you"

SAINT NAOMI.
 
I love how random youtube clips of serious scientists are the new footnotes :D

I'd suggest she hire Dr Gillian McKieth to do these bits, but she's far too busy being Dame Lizzie Kundi's cheerleader on instagram and who can blame it?
 
"I take lavender oil to keep calm"

*PA has PTSD flashbacks out of shot*
 
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That's enough of Naomi's ridiculous antics for ALL of us. :disco:
 
It’s all about ”All Through the Night”. I still remember it despite not playing for 20 years.
 
They used her airplane antics in this effort documentary lol

 
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