A Tuesday Within a Tuesday

[ZenGiraffe]

MORNING

My soul has still not returned to my body following a boozy weekend. Work is a struggle and I better not be asked to actually do any today.

 

[octophone]

Weird work week for me but I'm off today. Feeling oddly obliged to leave the house. Ugh.

 

[Lucille]

I’m doing starjumps Bershan style chanting ‘I deserve success and success flows through me’ as I attempt to find a job today.

EURGH.

 

[lolly]

Bin day. Since the local Co-op have started taking soft plastic, our waste is next to nothing. We've about half filled a carrier bag over the last fortnight.

 

[lolly]

Bin day. Since the local Co-op have started taking soft plastic, our waste is next to nothing. We've about half filled a carrier bag over the last fortnight.

Fuck I need to get out more

 

[Dark Carnival]

Dober dan bitches!

 

[Soldi]

Dober dan bitches!

Are you in the Land of Doris Dragović?

 

[Diddy]

Today was a BIT more of a struggle to do what I wanted, I’m in deepest darkest Fukushima (yeah the nuclear explodey one). 4 hour train ride to get here, followed by an hour wait because I missed the train, then a rather pricey taxi to a nice olde fashionedy rural historical village for about an hour, then an hour or so back.

the third leg () has been a BIT pricey, but it’s done

 

[Diddy]

I did enjoy a free foot spa though

 

[Indie]

Had an offer on my house, which is £10k below asking despite the ad saying "offers over". Fuming.

 

[Lucille]

Had an offer on my house, which is £10k below asking despite the ad saying "offers over". Fuming.

And it’s SO CHARMING.

Check out this 3 bedroom maisonette for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom maisonette for sale in Musgrove House, Hassett Road, Homerton, London The Metropolis[8], E9 for £490,000. Marketed by Springbok Properties, Nationwide

www.rightmove.co.uk

 

[Lucille]

A guy I had sex with 10 YEARS AGO has just messaged me on Hinge.

 

[Lucille]

It makes me feel very OLD.

 

[Marina Salty]

Time must have been kind to him. I doubt if any of the people I had sex with 10 years ago would recognize me now.
On a second note, I haven't had any sex in the past 10 years with someone other than my bf, but he has seen me age so he doesn't count.

 

[Soldi]

The guy I had sex with on Sunday told me I’m on his FAVOURITES LIST

 

[jivafox]

The guy I had sex with on Sunday told me I’m on his FAVOURITES LIST

The BIGGEST HONOUR

 

[Lucille]

Turns out he’s moved in next to my PUB so has seen me mincing around QUITE OFTEN, and obviously found me very ALLURING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are you in the Land of Doris Dragović?

Tomorrow!

 

[big ron]

And it’s SO CHARMING.

Check out this 3 bedroom maisonette for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom maisonette for sale in Musgrove House, Hassett Road, Homerton, London The Metropolis[8], E9 for £490,000. Marketed by Springbok Properties, Nationwide

www.rightmove.co.uk

Not sure @Kate will be happy with you posting her pad up on here.

 

[big ron]

Ordering stuff off the dark web is both laborious and thrilling.

 

[Kate]

As if I'd be moving if I already lived there. Look at that gracious balcony

 

[Kate]

I didn't spot the ANTIQUE washing machine last time either!

Not to mention that charming marble effect on the bathroom ceiling

 

[Kate]

p.s. I did some stalking and found Indie's house, mwa ha ha

 

[Kate]

Can't believe I didn't say "I found Indie's semi "

Must be TIRED

 

[Kate]

@Lucille if you're looking to move up in the world, just IMAGINE the LUXURIOUS BINS you could put HERE!

1,121 Properties for sale in Hyde Park - Zoopla

Find houses and flats for sale in Hyde Park with the UK's largest data-driven property portal. Discover properties for sale from the top estate agents and developers.

www.zoopla.co.uk

 

[Zu]

And it’s SO CHARMING.

Check out this 3 bedroom maisonette for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom maisonette for sale in Musgrove House, Hassett Road, Homerton, London The Metropolis[8], E9 for £490,000. Marketed by Springbok Properties, Nationwide

www.rightmove.co.uk

Oh THIS again

The sumptuous beauty of EX-LOCAL AUTHORITY

 

[Zu]

The nets! The BATHROOM CEILING!

 

[Marina Salty]

I cannot believe they are describing this as "Impressive Maisonette". Impressively derelict.

 

[Kate]

I'm so used to net curtains from my childhood I never even notice them

 

[Zu]

I'm so used to net curtains from my childhood I never even notice them

Oh I'm used to them from my childhood as well which is exactly WHY I notice them

Also, how can anyone not clock these lovelies?

 

[Zu]

Someone request a viewing and report back on whether it's even WORSE than it looks

 

[Lucille]

The nerve of them calling it a MODERN BATHROOM!

 

[Lucille]

Oh I'm used to them from my childhood as well which is exactly WHY I notice them

Also, how can anyone not clock these lovelies?

Free bottle of BLEACH for when you’re ready to END IT ALL as well

 

[RJN]

Is it a bad angle or the most claustrophobia causing bathroom?

 

[Kate]

Oh I'm used to them from my childhood as well which is exactly WHY I notice them

Also, how can anyone not clock these lovelies?

Well there is A LOT GOING ON there. The 1950s washer, the cupboard doors RIPPED off their hinges, the mouldy water stains on the lino...

 

[Marina Salty]

Filmmakers doing Chernobyl related productions would rent this asap.

 

[Zu]

Well there is A LOT GOING ON there. The 1950s washer, the cupboard doors RIPPED off their hinges, the mouldy water stains on the lino...

Oh I went STRAIGHT for the nets

 

[Kate]

Bizarrely the FRIDGE FREEZER looks QUITE NICE

 

[dmlaw]

Not even just the bathroom ceilings. One of the bedroom ceilings has the look of there being a neglected corpse on the floor of the flat above.

 

[Marina Salty]

Bizarrely the FRIDGE FREEZER looks QUITE NICE

Must be stolen.