A yodel in the canyon of Saturday

i'm catching some sun. is there anything better than letting the sun shine where it never does?

(apart from doing it at a beach)
 
Zu-Klara said:
What a TWAT. Why not perk the day up by posting some cheeky full frontals or tit pics? I mean EVERYONE‘S AT IT!

In other news, A is for ALPHA, B is for BITES, C for yourself that they taste JUST RIGHT :disco::argh::oi:

GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE

:enya:
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How have you gotten (:tongueout:) MORE deranged in your absence?!
 
ameraal said:
i'm catching some sun. is there anything better than letting the sun shine where it never does?

(apart from doing it at a beach)
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the weather is decent here today but I don't feel like leaving the cave. I want to organize and cook
 
I can't believe there was a Madonna rewatch and TWO Song for Eurovision rewatches that I missed cos I fancied and early night and STILL woken up with a heavy head. :argh:
 
Tischlampe said:
I can't believe there was a Madonna rewatch and TWO Song for Eurovision rewatches that I missed cos I fancied and early night and STILL woken up with a heavy head. :argh:
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I wouldn’t worry, the second rewatch wasn’t up to much and probably a bit too URBAN for our tastes.
 
As a BIRTHDAY TREAT, I decided to shave my head.

The clippers PACKED UP about THIRTY SECONDS IN

:evil:
 
Rooting in the bowels of the freezer last night, searching frantically for ice-cream, I discovered several tubs of homemade, unidentifiable "food" with 2018 dates on. So today's job will be a proper freezer sort-out.
 
Also, what's the fucking point of having special "priority" Tesco delivery slots when there are none available for click+collect or delivery for the next three weeks and there hasn't been for days now? I suppose I could get up at daft o'clock tomorrow morning in the hope of getting one for 10th May but how do I know what I'll want in 3 weeks time?!
 
Floppet said:
Also, what's the fucking point of having special "priority" Tesco delivery slots when there are none available for click+collect or delivery for the next three weeks and there hasn't been for days now? I suppose I could get up at daft o'clock tomorrow morning in the hope of getting one for 10th May but how do I know what I'll want in 3 weeks time?!
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This whole thing has taught me that I've no idea how to shop for 3 meals time.
 
Floppet said:
Rooting in the bowels of the freezer last night, searching frantically for ice-cream, I discovered several tubs of homemade, unidentifiable "food" with 2018 dates on. So today's job will be a proper freezer sort-out.
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I want more freezer space but I also know it'll be chuck full of mysterious boxes and bags in no time
 
happy birthday, lolly. is Mr L going to do something exceedingly nice for you on this day?
 
Good morning loves.

gross information alert but I have had a reoccurring ulcer in my mouth for the whole of lockdown, should I be worried?! :(
 
SDF said:
Good morning loves.

gross information alert but I have had a reoccurring ulcer in my mouth for the whole of lockdown, should I be worried?! :(
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no, just get some chlorhexidine to wash your mouth with
 
lolly said:
This whole thing has taught me that I've no idea how to shop for 3 meals time.
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I need to send you a copy of my meal planner which has the next two weeks meals all mapped out. You may laugh but it means we're only going to the shops once a fortnight.

I've still managed to catch a cold though :angry:
 
SDF said:
Good morning loves.

gross information alert but I have had a reoccurring ulcer in my mouth for the whole of lockdown, should I be worried?! :(
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I'm sure things like that are related to stress/ being run down
 
Star said:
I need to send you a copy of my meal planner which has the next two weeks meals all mapped out. You may laugh but it means we're only going to the shops once a fortnight.
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But that's the problem. I don’t know what I'll want in three meals time. I've never been able to work like that. I much prefer to shop every couple of days according to my whim.

I'd feel utterly depressed having to stick to a meal planner and having everything mapped out. Even the thought of it now is making me feel sad.

I appreciate for people with children it's probably necessity, but it's very much not for me.
 
I'm not a huge meal planner either, so I tend to buy plenty of basics that I can improvise with. And because I don't often make the same thing twice, I trawl recipe sections in newspapers for things that take my fancy, and I'll usually decide on two or three things that way (Mrs Bev and I will cook the same thing at least twice a week).
 
Everyone will be pleased to hear that cunt got her Alphabites and now (inevitably) doesn’t want them. I did also buy luxury name brand essentials including Lurpak and Haribo so was easily able to forget about the shame of queueing outside a shop where I was previously kicked to the ground and accused of stealing :)
 
I've just MENDED THE PIANO. I mean I simply can't play it without the LOUD PEDAL being FULLY OPERATIONAL :disco:
 
lolly said:
But that's the problem. I don’t know what I'll want in three meals time. I've never been able to work like that. I much prefer to shop every couple of days according to my whim.

I'd feel utterly depressed having to stick to a meal planner and having everything mapped out. Even the thought of it now is making me feel sad.

I appreciate for people with children it's probably necessity, but it's very much not for me.
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In the olden days, when spawn was little and Mr F and I were both working, I used to have all the meals mapped out but I haven't done that for about fifteen years now and I just can't get into the habit again. Before lockdown I used to pop to Mozzers on the way to work most days and would buy what I fancied for tea that night.
 
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