Adverts that are annoying you at the moment?

[Diddy]

BEYOND a joke to have that FUCKING ORANGE ADVERT still at the cinema, with the rainbow flags and shit?

There's a disclaimer thing at the bottom saying "offer closes end of Jan 08"

 

[Strawberry Jam]

The new Wrigleys Airwaves advert might be the WORST ADVERT EVER.

 

[NonEvent]

The new Wrigleys Airwaves advert might be the WORST ADVERT EVER.

Oh god yes!

I love how dramatic and serious it is for sodding CHEWING GUM.

 

[Lee]

Is this the one where the guy eats some chewing gum and gets sucked away into all these AMAZING WORLDS?
If so, I hate it as well.

 

[Rachey]

Oh isnt the Wrigleys Airwaves one the one where they are all scared and psyching themselves up to eat it?

But the one lee said is shit too.

 

[Strawberry Jam]

Oh isnt the Wrigleys Airwaves one the one where they are all scared and psyching themselves up to eat it?

Yep that's the one I'm talking about.

"You're the man........no I'm not the man.

BRING IT!"

 

[Rachey]

Oh ive only JUST noticed that its Joss Stone in the Flake advert

 

[Star]

The current DFS advert is getting on my TITS

STOP DESTROYING SOFAS PLEASE

Is that the "get half free" one? I was about to post about that one too!

Sophie
~Oohie~

Yes

SKETCHERS

"Lets just say my team scored this weekend"

Not really the advert's fault - it's more down to the company - but the kütchenhaus advert thingy. Yeah, because it's German, and kütchen ISN'T even a German word It's just kitchen with a ü :daf:

What the HELL is your avatar, swan?

It looks like some German sweet or soap. Very much an upgrade tho, the Pete Wentz and that boyband off X Factor, I forgot them already were horrific!

aww thanks for loving my avatars

It's maoam, it looks like the green man is getting jiggy with the lemon

Oh yes, that I spotted!

*googles* I need to try those. I'm sure I've seen them.

they're quite yummers! IMO anyway!

Same

I can't understand ANY UK company that would actually CHOOSE Joss Stone to advertise their product at the moment.

And for Joss to do such an annoying advert with all that stupid singing, it's jut going to make people hate her even more :grr:

I love LIME.. so I hope those Moam's are lemon and lime

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[Star]

I think they are only lemon. But you could eat them with a lime.

The green is an impostor! False advertisment. But it looks like they're really humping! Genius. The adult advertisers and Disney animators etc always put subtle things in that the kiddies won't get.

I quite like thos one too. Cos it involves cum and his cum face

I'm really annoyed by those Churchill 'who wants to be a millionaire' type ones that are everywhere at the moment and have been for a while now. What advert exec thought that would be creative or funny?

The new Walkers advert makes me want to knife people's eyes out.

Also the stupid advert where the two men are talking about broadband, and that skank comes over and is like MY MATE FANCIES YOU

YOU'RE NOT 12, GROW UP

I hate that WANT RESPECT, USE A CONDOM AD for TOO MANY REASONS TO MENTION

But mainly because are we really supposed to believe the most butters member of that group really managed to convince some poor girl to sleep with him and without a condom NO LESS

Call me an idealist but I JUST DON'T SEE IT

I can't be bothered to read back through the topic but I hope MOONPIG got a mention.

It DID

The Crusha ad with the cardboard cut out cats in the gym.

YES YES AND OH MY GOD YES!

The one where Gary Lineker is pretanding to be CLIFF RICHARD?
ARGH VILE.

The adult learning one with the freaky hands and eyeballs.

The EMA one with the walking hands.
"i can get £30 a week if i go college with EMA!" yea and you can make £700 on the side dealing. :|

UGH YES EVIL AWFUL VOICE STUPID WOMAN OFF MY SCREEN NOW

And going back to my old bugbear - the compensation ads - there's now one which shows as an accident you can claim for not being run over by a car, or falling over something, but...

















TURNING ROUND QUICKLY AND BANGING YOUR LEG AGAINST A DESK

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[Star]

The HSA one with the sock puppet as well can take a running jump

That fucking Oreos advert showing the little blonde child explaining to his dog how to eat an Oreo.

a) it's Rank. I don't want to see a little boy opening up an Oreo and licking it, and ecouraging others to do so.
b) It's so sickeningly wholesome and aimed at middle England:

Aww, look it's a cute little HIGHLY AERIAN boy and his fluffy adoring dog. And he's sat outside in a nice houses's nice garden eating a biscuit with a nice wholesome glass of milk. More kids should be like him, from when times were good and simpler. They're all out snorting glue and mugging thesedays.

I only get through it by hoping that he's outside because his parents are in the house beating the shit out of each other.

c) Don't get me started on the "only Oreos" mildly amused voice over at the end, or the way the little shit mocks the dog.

In other news, I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper:

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I can't be bothered to read this thread, but I have HATED the Dulco-ease advert for SOME TIME.

I hate the plinky plonky music, the hideous woman talking about her bowel movements being hard and painful, the fucking rubbish Sex and the City rip-off...

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[Star]

Also, why can't they just eat a bit of fibre and drink enough water? It's less hassle than dicking about with supplements.

This BITCH

"Leo says TRESemme is salon quality and affordable"

Leo LIES. You may as well use fairy liquid.

ALL adverts in the morning.

OH FUCK OFF

Leo can say anything he wants to me, I love him.

I trust we all remember him off The Salon?

he was better than Ricardo, I'll give you that

I WANT TO MARRY A LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER AND KEEP HIM COMPANY

Fuck off

The M&S adverts are ICONIC.

They should make famous five style films based on each advert, whether they're in their Ice Palace with Bassey or having their picnic in Itchycoo Park. In each one they wear lots of clothes and solve crime and bitch about Myleene having no right to be there because she comes from Reality TV.

The song is FUCKING ANNOYING

I give you a month until you've downloaded it.

I was the same with Glass of Champagne.

Oh THING IS I like Glass of Champagne and I DO like the M&S adverts. Just THAT song infuriates me SUMMAT ROTTEN

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[TurnerPrize]

I just saw an advert for Cheese Strings making a big thing of the fact that they're made with '100% Cheese'.

 

[Sild]

Yet MORE

All those ads for bingo websites, particularly the Foxy one and Vic Reeves dragging up

And those BLOODY RADIO 1 ADS at the cinema. If it wasn't bad enough with the Moyles one there's now one involving all the DJs (never was the phrase 'faces for radio' better applied) which goes on for about 5 minutes, with prominence to that UTTER CUNT Tim Westwood

 

[Diddy]

urgh i hate that Moyles one .. is the other one the extended version of that one they showed on the TV before? If so then .. if ever there was argument to hate anything Radio 1 had to say, or indeed hate any new music forever, it's THAT ADVERT

 

[floppet]

Listen to me with my ridiculous eengleesh spanish accent. I want to sell to you a Polaris World villa so that the spanish government can steal it back off you. Our villas are not built yet but your deposit will buy me lots of new toupees.

 

[Diddy]

urgh i hate that Moyles one .. is the other one the extended version of that one they showed on the TV before? If so then .. if ever there was argument to hate anything Radio 1 had to say, or indeed hate any new music forever, it's THAT ADVERT

ugh it WAS that advert .. even more awful than i imagined. Bring back the Moyles one

Listen to me with my ridiculous eengleesh spanish accent. I want to sell to you a Polaris World villa so that the spanish government can steal it back off you. Our villas are not built yet but your deposit will buy me lots of new toupees.

 

[Ellie]

And those BLOODY RADIO 1 ADS at the cinema. If it wasn't bad enough with the Moyles one there's now one involving all the DJs (never was the phrase 'faces for radio' better applied) which goes on for about 5 minutes, with prominence to that UTTER CUNT Tim Westwood

I want them ALL to die.

 

[jonhawk]

Bloody hate that Bold 2in1 Infusions advert at the moment. How can you have washing powder infused with rubies or diamonds? THEY DON'T SMELL.

 

[Diddy]

Bloody hate that Bold 2in1 Infusions advert at the moment. How can you have washing powder infused with rubies or diamonds? THEY DON'T SMELL.

well exactly! I don't want my washing to look like pixies have jizzed all over it either

 

[Ellie]

The Budweiser one with the guy ordering the lobster in the restaurant.

 

[Kate]

I can't believe they are STILL showing that FUCKING Rustlers ad. I find it IMMENSELY OFFENSIVE

 

[Ellie]

Sugar Puffs. That silly man sitting there rapping at the breakfast table with the Honey Monster.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Subway.

Subway DO NOT HAVE ENGLISH SPEAKING STAFF

 

[Diddy]

oh if you go during the day, our Subways does! But sadly they don't give a fuck about your sandwich ..

The Radio 1 advert is showing no signs of letting up
"Music goes in here, and here, and as long as it makes a connection in here, I play it *jigs* FUCK OFF

I didn't even hate Zane Lowe that much until now, his SHIT hello thing at the start, his boss-eyed anecdote about feeling the music at gigs, his WATCH OUT and the frankly eye-raping dancing.

 

[TurnerPrize]

I have just seen this advert...

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... and think that it is rubbishly one sided, because all the things me and folk I know have done when drunk (particularly around the house) are normally quite fun and don't involve hitting ourselves with cupboard doors, ripping out earrings, and general bleeding. I realise that there are many terrible things caused by drinking, but the home office should preach at us about more common worse ones.

The man is nice though.

 

[TurnerPrize]

Oh and while I'm here. Paula the Cow is dreadful. Who would give their kids that badly dubbed slop?

I like how the voice over lady says that it's made with whole milk and cool splodges. It's like she tried to make it sound healthy but then realised the splodges are made of chemicals and shit.

 

[swangali]

That Paula stuff looks vile.

The only good things it has going for it is that its made by Dr Oetker, and that it's named after me (+a)

 

[floppet]

I have just seen this advert...

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... and think that it is rubbishly one sided, because all the things me and folk I know have done when drunk (particularly around the house) are normally quite fun and don't involve hitting ourselves with cupboard doors, ripping out earrings, and general bleeding. I realise that there are many terrible things caused by drinking, but the home office should preach at us about more common worse ones.

The man is nice though.

I've never seen this ad but I'm always banging my head on cupboard doors and tipping takeaway down my front whilst drunk. Steve once stood on his own fingers in a wardrobe whilst drunk. I think that this advert is true to (my old) life.

 

[WiDGe->]

BRAND POWER

what is the need?

I hate their "just the basic BARE FACTS" style too.

 

[WiDGe->]

Oh isnt the Wrigleys Airwaves one the one where they are all scared and psyching themselves up to eat it?

But the one lee said is shit too.

No its not, I like a nice ACID JOURNEY

 

[Diddy]

That Paula stuff looks vile.

The only good things it has going for it is that its made by Dr Oetker, and that it's named after me (+a)

I mean, kids are STUPID, but are they so stupid that the old "put sunglasses on the character and say it's a cool thing to eat" chestnut can still fly? I don't care much for children, but I really HATE how idiot mothers are sold stuff by saying "it's natural". I ate some Milkybar buttons today that were going on about how they're made with natural ingredients like milk, so they are good. IT'S FUCKING CHOCOLATE

I mean you can make cyanide from apple seeds, does that mean it's good for you?

 

[Diddy]

OH i just remembered what i was GOING to post. Shredded wheat bitesize ..Just gather up a load of 'everywomen' who are real and normal (we know because they tell us, so we can safely believe them) going on about how shredded wheat bitesize is an easy way to eat wholegrain, because you need wholegrain (we said so), and shredded wheat has it, and nothing else simple! now you don't have to fuss over complex calculations of how much wholegrain is in a pack of hula hoops! lolz!


it doesnt take MUCH to wind me up

 

[Lee]

The bowls in the Rice Crispies ad annoy me at the moment

 

[AlgoAlex]

it doesnt take MUCH to wind me up

I don't think i've ever met a bigger whinger.

 

[Toyah]

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[Karvel]

The one with Parky as well!

 

[TurnerPrize]

The June Whitfield one is the best, when she's sat up in her attic watching old footage of herself like Norma Desmond.

What a carry on!

 

[VoR]

The thing with June Whitfield is she's been doing these adverts for about TWENTY YEARS.

She must be the most depressing woman alive. That said if she's been paying towards her own funeral for that long it better be the most lavish thing EVER now...

 

[VoR]

What's going on with Cilla Black anyway? She's gone really odd lately. Her speaking voice is bizarre and she seems a bit spaced out and Paula Abdul-y every time I see her interviewed...

 

[TurnerPrize]

It's a classic case of "Gin + HRT"