All of my Fridays are ruined (bitch)

[Jark]

Good morning.

 

[Jark]

Had a dream last night that Kylie announced a surprise follow up album for Match or April called Redbone. Everybody on the internet expected some sleek alt-funk&b but there was a hysterical thread on Buzzjack () about it being TOO SOON and ruining Disco's commercial second wind.

why is my subconscious concerned with such things?!

 

[octophone]

As long as the b stays in there and it's nothing to do with Red One, I think it sounds pretty decent.

 

[octophone]

Also, morning! Slept properly last night, it's bright and dry and, after yesterday's mini-meltdown, I'm feeling a lot better.

 

[jyxz]

Had to go to three different supermarkets for a jar of cinnamon sticks.

Is this a post brexit thing?

 

[octophone]

You went to three different supermarkets? SUPERSPREADER!

 

[jyxz]

It’s to feed two NHS keyworkers!

(But I get your point)

 

[Kate]

I've got a swollen and slightly sore eyelid @Star am I dying and can I come and see you about it? No I don't have an appointment, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M ADMIN YOU KNOW and yes my entire family do have to come with me and we're all exempt from masks and Covid is a hoax anyway

 

[Star]

I've got a swollen and slightly sore eyelid @Star am I dying and can I come and see you about it? No I don't have an appointment, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M ADMIN YOU KNOW and yes my entire family do have to come with me and we're all exempt from masks and Covid is a hoax anyway

And don't forget to shout at me because you've had to wait in a queue outside and then start a riot when someone else jumps the queue!



Cold flannel action though should help.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Natwest are useless cunts.

 

[floppet]

My Tesco delivery is due between 2pm and 10pm today. It still isn't here (I forgot to order something frozen so I'll probably be last on the round) and I've only got one fag left which means I'll either have to go to the shop or ask Mr F to make me one of his Old Holborn rollups if they don't arrive soon.

 

[Jark]

love a good @Floppet home life update. best one since mug-gate.

 

[Jark]

I'm going to bed at 9.30 on a Friday night. the culture was LIT and we had a ball etc.

 

[floppet]

Tesco finally turned up at 9pm. First thing on the list of things they hadn't delivered was my fags so I had to leave all of the shopping at the bottom of the stairs and I ran to the corner shop which also closes at 9pm. The door was locked but they were doing the stock count so Mrs S let me in and I got their last pack of B&H.