And New Year’s Eve was weak

errr so this hasn’t gone QUITE as I imagined, last year I went to this shrine at midnight and I was done in about 10 minutes.

This year there is a HUGE line, I reckon an hour?? Fuck… well I’m here

There are snowflakes in the air too :o it neeeever snows in Osaka
 
One of our managers has had her fake tan done for New Year. Not only had her event been cancelled, the tan is just a wee bit too Jesy Nelson not to be funny. Poor soul. But also - ha ha.
 
I'm STILL waiting for this ILLEGAL curry to turn up that I'm going to palm off as having made myself and it's 45 minutes late. THIS PLAN COULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG.
 
Has anyone made KALE CRISPS before? I bought a bag of make and need to know what to do with it
 
Star said:
Has anyone made KALE CRISPS before? I bought a bag of make and need to know what to do with it
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angry GIF by CBBC
 
Twisted rope, handcuffs, blindfolds, string of pearls
Neckties, silk scarf, silver chains, pretty girls
Thigh-highs, leather mask, high heels, gold damask
Perfume, switchblade, Absinthe, novocaine
Chopsticks, underwear, barber soap, dental chair
Fishnets, satin sheets, garter belt, raw meat
Candlelight, keyhole, leather belt, mink stole
Golden shower, latex thong, liquorice whip

Strap it on

SEX


WHATCHUKNOW'BOUT SEX
@Diddy
 
Suedey said:
Twisted rope, handcuffs, blindfolds, string of pearls
Neckties, silk scarf, silver chains, pretty girls
Thigh-highs, leather mask, high heels, gold damask
Perfume, switchblade, Absinthe, novocaine
Chopsticks, underwear, barber soap, dental chair
Fishnets, satin sheets, garter belt, raw meat
Candlelight, keyhole, leather belt, mink stole
Golden shower, latex thong, liquorice whip

Strap it on

SEX


WHATCHUKNOW'BOUT SEX
@Diddy
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Erm not much, I only have a handful of those items and it’s not the sexy ones. Chopsticks?! :D
 
Now do I have the stomach for an entire show of Olly Alexander for the sake of a few minutes of Kylie?
 
lolly said:
Now do I have the stomach for an entire show of Olly Alexander for the sake of a few minutes of Kylie?
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I mean bless him he's only 2 minutes into the first song and crox are already failing. We like to support one of us but girl bye .
 
RJNewYear said:
here's a site for reference: pornhub.com/gay
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Oh! I’ve never looked at porn in my life.
I saw the Quit Playin Games video when I was 14 and then it was off to convent for me.

I only looked at ireallydonthaveaduckfetish.com when I was there
 
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Beverley said:
Years and Years queen has such an annoying voice
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I don't think the haircut & outfits help.

She needs a reinvention.

And by reinvention I mean:

1. Disappear for 12 months
2. Do something else for another 12 months e.g. more acting
3. Release a buzz single, maybe as a featuring.
4. Only then consider another album and (don't) call it a comeback (call it a takeover, Sheree Remix).

But in this day and age of 'omg I can't disappear for even 5 minutes because I will lose followers/streams/sponsors' it'll never happen.
 
Suedey said:
I mean bless him he's only 2 minutes into the first song and crox are already failing. We like to support one of us but girl bye .
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I'm always impressed when I read interviews with him. I wish listening to him wasn't such a painful experience.
 
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