Andrew Windsor née Duke Prince of York "too honourable" not to hang out with Epstein + settlement + arrested

[Ellie]

Never thought I’d see the day! About time. But it needs to be more than just misconduct in public office.

 

[Agneeta]

I hope there's headcam footage of the arrest.

 

[octophone]

Fuck yeah.

 

[dmlaw]

Disgusting that the British public is still required to pay for his accommodation, but I suppose Wormwood Scrubs is a step up from Royal Lodge.

 

[octophone]

Disgusting that the British public is still required to pay for his accommodation, but I suppose Wormwood Scrubs is a step up from Royal Lodge.

Where was Ian Watkins? Be lovely to hear that he's been SHANKED on a Friday morning.

 

[Sheena]

Arrested on his birthday- the levels of CAMP!

 

[Jark]

honourably arrested. I wonder if he's sweating

 

[Sheena]

Never thought I’d see the day! About time. But it needs to be more than just misconduct in public office.

Yeah, that's a "watered down for the royals" charge if ever I heard one!

 

[octophone]

It'll be the thing that they can justify an arrest on while the rest shakes out. The current US government is not going to release the unredacted Epstein files to the UK police so it'll be a case of 'what can we actually prove in court?'

 

[Lucille]

LOCK HER UP!

 

[Agneeta]

Yeah, I don't think the police are going with the lesser charge to show him reverence, it's just what they can prove.

No one, not even his family give a shit about him.

 

[Agneeta]

Let's enjoy the fact that we're all in our homes or our workplaces while he remains in custody.

 

[GNL]

Fergie shaking, crying and holding out a donations bucket.

 

[octophone]

Fergie shaking, crying and holding out a donations bucket.

I'd be worried about what had been in the bucket before.

 

[Agneeta]

 

[octophone]

I bet Prince Edward has just had an amazing wank.

 

[Agneeta]

Solid work from the BBC getting the scoop, without the endless verification.

 

[Finn]

Now ARREST ALL THE OTHER ROYALS TOO

 

[Madison]

First Royal arrest since King Charles I was arrested in 1647 by the New Model Army.

 

[Madison]

Awkwardly, the Princess Royal is visiting HMP Leeds today…

 

[octophone]

Awkwardly, the Princess Royal is visiting HMP Leeds today…

"No, it's actually quite nice if you don't mind shitting into a tin can"

 

[octophone]

First Royal arrest since King Charles I was arrested in 1647 by the New Model Army.

...before that Henry VII was investigated by The Sex Pistols and William the Conqueror was taken in for questioning by The Buzzcocks.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Madison]

"No, it's actually quite nice if you don't mind shitting into a tin can"

Of all the Royals, I don’t think she’d mind.

 

[Agneeta]

Apparently the King was not told beforehand which I find a little hard to believe. However the King is absolutely happy to throw Andrew under the bus it appears.

 

[Kate]

Thank fuck Her Maj is no longer around to a) see this and b) somehow get him out of it.

 

[lolly]

Thank fuck Her Maj is no longer around to a) see this and b) somehow get him out of it.

I'm obviously grateful she can't get him out of it, but she protected and enabled him for years, so fuck her being spared that.

 

[lolly]

In fact DIG HER UP AND MAKE HER WATCH IT

 

[Kate]

Fair.

 

[Agneeta]

You know it's big, the BBC have Maryam Moshiri outside Buckingham Palace.

 

[ButterTart]

This is such a pleasing turn of events. It’s pretty much the biggest arrest they could make and ensures this story dominates the news cycle. I hope a lot of people are shitting themselves right now.

 

[Suomi]

Although I have no PR experience, I’m often called upon to give advice to celebrities in these situations and this morning was no different. I said to Cam and Charlie to immediately contact the BBC and get a second series of It’s A Royal Knockout commissioned as soon as possible.

 

[octophone]

This is such a pleasing turn of events. It’s pretty much the biggest arrest they could make and ensures this story dominates the news cycle. I hope a lot of people are shitting themselves right now.

Oh, please PLEASE let this be the first domino that topples the lot.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, please PLEASE let this be the first domino that topples the lot.

I figured if a PRINCE can be arrested then it’s a statement of intent that nobody is above the law. Plus, he’s FAR too prominent to have a terrible accident in prison should the need arise.

 

[Joseph]

 

[funky]

I know this is pleasing etc, but I'm just angry every day that nothing happens in the US. There are now many legislators, senators and judges who have seen the unredacted files and they've come out and literally said that Trump is in there talking about raping and killing children, and nothing. The media is hardly reporting it. Meanwhile, he'll probably invade a country just to distract from it all.

 

[Soldi]

I know this is pleasing etc, but I'm just angry every day that nothing happens in the US. There are now many legislators, senators and judges who have seen the unredacted files and they've come out and literally said that Trump is in there talking about raping and killing children, and nothing. The media is hardly reporting it. Meanwhile, he'll probably invade a country just to distract from it all.

Poland has warned all its citizens in Iran to leave

 

[octophone]

Poland has warned all it’s citizens in Iran to leave

Trump's so out of what remains of his mind that they'll probably invade Oman by accident.

 

[Agneeta]

Hope he's had a horrible sandwich.

 

[Eddie]

Do we think he was offered tea from a vending machine?