Ann Widdecombe DEAD - possibly MURDERED

[Eddie]

I see Johnson has said she was a tough act to follow, as she could move Tory audiences to 'SUCH ECSTASY'

There's an audience that needed to get laid.

 

[Eddie]

Choosing to believe this uncritically

What are we meant to be looking at here?

 

[funky]

I see Johnson has said she was a tough act to follow, as she could move Tory audiences to 'SUCH ECSTASY'

Thus proving what ARSEHOLES Tories are.

 

[Jark]

What are we meant to be looking at here?

she found a DETACHED RETINA in her PANCAKE!

 

[Agneeta]

She was murdered?

BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp9l8l05vxet
Police launch investigation into Ann Widdecombe's death - BBC News

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MURDERED!?

 

[Madison]

Yikes - police are investigating the death.

 

[Iguana]

And you're now all suspects.

 

[Iguana]

LOCK MOOPY DOWN

 

[Iguana]

Police conference at 4.30pm.

This certainly took a turn.

 

[octophone]

Fatal accident inquiry at the most.

 

[octophone]

"Chief Constable, who are the chief suspects?"
"About 60% of the populatuion. We're keen to speak to Anton De Beke and Count Binface."

 

[dmlaw]

It would be highly irresponsible to suggest that Nigel Farage is the prime suspect because Widdecombe had all of the evidence regarding his dodgy finances. So I won’t.

 

[Shoat]

Nigel Farage will be the UK's Erika Kirk

 

[Jark]

Nigel Farage will be the UK's Erika Kirk

I'm enjoying the parallel here between Ann Widdecombe and Charlie Kirk. they both died SO YOUNG.

 

[Soldi]

Omg at this twist

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Will her murderer be as hot as



though?

 

[jyxz]

Who started the thread?

GUILTY!

 

[Agneeta]

It's being treated as murder.

 

[Agneeta]

Looking for a white male. She had apparently sustained multiple serious injuries.

 

[Suedehead]

WTF!!!

 

[Eddie]

omg I would have serious suspicions that this might have been engineered to shore up support for Farage against our collective hero Count Binface.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Eddie]

But jeez I never expected that!

 

[Iguana]

Widdecombe 'sustained serious injuries' - police

The police statement says officers were called to an address in Haytor, Dartmoor by the ambulance service at around 11:40 BST on 9 July.

Widdecombe was "located deceased" within her home and had "sustained serious injuries", police say.

A cordon remains in place at the property, police say, while specialist officers continue forensic examinations.

Detectives from the Force Major Crime Investigation Team have launched a murder investigation and are "conducting extensive enquiries" into the circumstances surrounding the death, the statement adds.

 

[Agneeta]

This is absolutely wild.

 

[Iguana]

Looking for a white male.

I wonder how they could tell behind the bin.

 

[Tisch]

Wow. Someone with personal hatred or a robbery I wonder? Not sure I can see this getting the same outpouring of public love as Jo Cox or even David Ames despite her being a bigger "name".

*cut to her receiving a posthumous Damehood *

 

[Agneeta]

Wow. Someone with personal hatred or a robbery I wonder? Not sure I can see this getting the same outpouring of public love as Jo Cox or even David Ames despite her being a bigger "name".

*cut to her receiving a posthumous Damehood *

She was a legitimate celebrity, murdered at home. It's a HUGE story.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

 

[Eddie]

I think what will be telling is how Farage spins this to his advantage.

 

[Agneeta]

I would say it clearly has nothing to do with Farage's current humiliation, but as we have no concept of what or who actually happened, I wouldn't like to say.

Maybe she had taken a younger lover.

 

[jivafox]

WE ARE ANN WIDDECOMBE!

 

[Eddie]

Wasn't she notroiously and proudly asexual?

 

[Jark]

Wasn't she notroiously and proudly asexual?

I think she just said her sex life was nobody's business but that she had dated a man at university or something.

 

[Jark]

as much as we all took this news jovially at first, politically motivated murder - if that's what it was - is obviously a really awful thing for politics overall.

I dread to think how Farage might try to spin this.

 

[Shirley]

How EXCITING

 

[big ron]

as much as we all took this news jovially at first, politically motivated murder - if that's what it was - is obviously a really awful thing for politics overall.

I dread to think how Farage might try to spin this.

Where is there any suggestion its politically motivated?

 

[Agneeta]

Wasn't she notroiously and proudly asexual?

Is asexual on the Pride flag?

 

[Agneeta]

Where is there any suggestion its politically motivated?

Here.