Ann Widdecombe DEAD - possibly MURDERED (2 Viewers)

[big ron]

Speculate wildly about Anne Widdecombes death

 

[big ron]

It was a 50kg mcat deal gone wrong

 

[Tisch]

Speculate wildly about Anne Widdecombes death

The only things missing from the scene were Enya's handbag and a copy of Confessions II (Grindr Edition)

 

[Madison]

Does this mean there won’t be a second series of Cleverdicks?

 

[dUb]

Just referred to as a battleaxe, spinster and old maid by Adam Boulton on Sky News

Oh and a virgin

 

[hyperwoof]

The things that happen whilst I do a bit of cooking!

 

[Soldi]

Omg I wonder what TATTLE are saying

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg I wonder what TATTLE are saying

FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS RABBIT HOLE WHICH I ALWAYS FALL DOWN

 

[Agneeta]

Omg I wonder what TATTLE are saying

That it was a niche influencer that they've dedicated 400,000 posts to.

 

[Madison]

Press conference delayed to 5PM.

 

[Eddie]

I hope the Count doesn't comment on this or if he does he recognises that any flippant remark would be pounced upon by Reform.

 

[Jark]

Where is there any suggestion its politically motivated?

even if it wasn't - the murder of someone in politics is a bad thing, even if she was murdered for being a cunt to someone in Waitrose.

 

[Agneeta]

Before she was murdered she deserved it. Now it's just a bit sad and definitely sensational.

 

[cwej]

This is absolutely insane. Obviously she was an objectively awful person but to die in those Circumstances is crazy and pretty horrific.

I do hope whoever did it denies it so we get a proper trial though. Total popcorn.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The UK about to get its

 

[Agneeta]

Ooh yes what if he's a tasty dish?

 

[octophone]

Just marked myself safe on Facebook.

 

[octophone]

Mike Read's UKIP Calypso up to #298 on iTunes in tribute.

 

[Agneeta]

She had a pool no less!

 

[Agneeta]

And a sizable conservatory.

 

[octophone]

She did!

 

[Penelope]

Have heard that apparently police thought she'd fallen and died that way until they found teeth marks...

 

[Agneeta]

Have heard that apparently police thought she'd fallen and died that way until they found teeth marks...

Those bloody wild boars

 

[supermassive]

Perhaps a sex act gone wrong?

 

[Kate]

Now realise this looks incriminating. I've been in London all week HONEST GUV

 

[Agneeta]

Perhaps a sex act gone wrong?

Please explain asexual sex acts

 

[jivafox]

Oh please let it be something sleazy that blows a hypocritical hole in her entire life story.

 

[Tisch]

Was there an ORANGE IN HER MOUTH

 

[Dark Carnival]

Have heard that apparently police thought she'd fallen and died that way until they found teeth marks...

WHO would even bite that?!

 

[Madison]

Suspect arrested.

 

[Tisch]

She appeared on TalkTV on 8th of July looking the picture of health (at least for her anyway). Spooky to think someone was lying in wait to murder her probably that night

 

[dmlaw]

Good that the suspect is a white British national. Bad that the police have to immediately announce that now thanks to people like her.

 

[Eddie]

Why isn't anyone asking who alerted emergency services?

 

[Madison]

Fat lot of use that press conference was. How dare they ask us not to speculate when they tell us so little.

 

[octophone]

Why isn't anyone asking who alerted emergency services?

It was Erika Kirk.

 

[Lucille]

This is all TOO MUCH for a hot Friday afternoon.

 

[Lucille]

MURDER just seems like such a WINTER ACTIVITY.

 

[GNL]

The suspect is 26!

 

[Lucille]

He should be in DA CLUB!

 

[ButterTart]

I dread to think how Farage might try to spin this.

They’ve said the suspect is white so this has limited value to him.