Ann Widdecombe DEAD - possibly MURDERED

[hyperwoof]

Ooh yes what if he's a tasty dish?

Honestly just a pasta bake that I thoujght would take half an hour but I was still constructing 2 hours later - I don't know where the time goes in the kitchen - it's in its own dimension, like the porn vortex.

 

[Eddie]

They’ve said the suspect is white so this has limited value to him.

He could always claim him to be an accomplice of the Count.

 

[ButterTart]

He could always claim him to be an accomplice of the Count.

Count Leatherface

 

[Penelope]

They’ve said the suspect is white so this has limited value to him.

He's probably going to try some shit about saying this shows why he needs £5 million for security.

 

[Lucille]

Are y’all new to this? If it’s a white guy they make up a TRANS GIRLFRIEND!

 

[hyperwoof]

He's probably going to try some shit about saying this shows why he needs £5 million for security.

Oh without any shadow of a doubt - but it's not going to change things for him ultimately.

 

[octophone]

She lived in Haytor. HAYTOR. What next, Laurence Fox moves to CUNTSVILLE?

 

[Sheena]

They’ve said the suspect is white so this has limited value to him.

Well, except if it’s a left wing lunatic…

 

[Madison]

He might be a bad kind of white, like Albanian or French.

 

[GNL]

He should be in DA CLUB!

We don't know the details yet. He may have gone clubbing.

 

[lolly]

Widdecombe's Rest?

 

[hyperwoof]

she was like a seer

 

[hyperwoof]

she was like a seer

 

[Penelope]

We don't know the details yet. He may have gone clubbing.

Not these allegations that the murderer may have been @Suomi! He's 26 years old too!!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Tisch]

We don't know the details yet. He may have gone clubbing.

Clubbing ON HER HEAD

 

[Rita]

Think this maybe needs to move somewhere else…. @Administrator @Moderator

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Are y’all new to this? If it’s a white guy they make up a TRANS GIRLFRIEND!

Yes - or suggestion that he himself indulges in a bit of casual crossdressing now and then.

The loony lefty angle will absolutely suffice though - pondlife journos will be raking through social media accounts for any hint of it as soon as they have a name…

 

[Tetris-Rock]

As someone who works for a mental health charity, I dread the very real possibility of a mental illness angle…

 

[lolly]

 

[hyperwoof]

that's quite a THING

 

[dmlaw]

Really the only acceptable perpetrator is someone who didn’t think she was right wing enough.

 

[cwej]

They are absolutely not in the same place

 

[Sheena]

Bonnie was Holding out for a Homophobe.

 

[Rita]

I know I am meant to be a HARDENED OLD BITCH but having read this I would never have wanted ANYONE to end up in the fear that she must have felt at the end of her life.

 

[Rita]

She was always going to die alone, but dying alone in fear as an elderly person is horrible.

 

[big ron]

It might have been a SEX GAME gone wrong.

 

[Jark]

it MIGHT have been a sex game gone RIGHT

 

[jyxz]

It might have been a game that's gone SEX

 

[GNL]

It might have been a lovegame, play a lovegame, do you want love or you want fame?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Do we know if she had time to rate Confessions II?

 

[octophone]

Fell down the stairs answering the door to the postie who was bringing her the Grindr edition.

 

[Tisch]

Fell down the stairs answering the door to the postie who was bringing her the Grindr edition.

WE'VE ALL DONE IT!!

 

[Jark]

Do we know if she had time to rate Confessions II?

friends say she FELT SO FREE

 

[FannyFaudrey]

I know I am meant to be a HARDENED OLD BITCH but having read this I would never have wanted ANYONE to end up in the fear that she must have felt at the end of her life.

You are definitely a better person than me.

 

[Tisch]

Forever immortalised at the first person EVER painted by Jim'll paint it

 

[supermassive]

New faggy Madonna album, Anna Widdecombe murdered all in the space of a week. Happy Pride!

 

[Jark]

Forever immortalised at the first person EVER painted by Jim'll paint it

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this is actually really quite flattering.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

I didn’t realise they’ve already arrested the WHITE 26 YEAR OLD.

Need pics NOW.

 

[Lucille]

Forever immortalised at the first person EVER painted by Jim'll paint it

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She really does FEEL FREE!