ANNOUNCEMENT - The Next ASFM - Friday 23rd October

[Berly]

Getting excited for this now! I have a few songs in mind I’d like to enter for ASFM, just waiting for the right contest.

NO idea if they’ll fit this ones theme or if it’ll be a mad panic during work zoom calls trying to find an offering!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

or if it’ll be a mad panic during work zoom calls trying to find an offering!

This is the dream

 

[SDF]

Will we at least get a clue?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck me, we got this on Friday.

 

[Kate]

OMG only 24 hours til THEME REVEAL

 

[ButterTart]

OMG only 24 hours til THEME REVEAL

I have literally just shit myself with excitement.
And YES, English purists, I’m using ‘literally’ in the correct context.

 

[Kate]

Hoping I can somehow crowbar in the new Shygirl track

Real nasty, never take me home
Won't ever meet your mum, but your daddy's on the phone
Ring ring, call me up
Know I give you what you likе
I'm a freak in the sheets, and I go the wholе night
I hear they call me shy
I can only wonder why
Cos I get down low and I'm always with a guy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OMG only 24 hours til THEME REVEAL

Would you all like an early surprise (that is in no way a surprise at all)?

 

[Kate]

So long as it's not Caramella related, YES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So long as it's not Caramella related, YES

Oh...never mind then...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Stuff it I'll do it anyway.

The following previous entry would be ON THEME for tomorrows contest.

 

[Suomi]

girlbands?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

shit?

 

[Suomi]

statements?

 

[Jacques]

shit?

Oh I do hope so, it wouldn't rule out ANY of my options

 

[Zu]

I think it’s SONGS SUNG BY PEOPLE WHO AREN’T REAL or who are animated in some way

CASH PRIZE TO THE USUAL ADDRESS THANKS

 

[Iguana]

Songs in German

 

[Indie]

Patriotic songs for a post-Brexit Britain

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I do hope so, it wouldn't rule out ANY of my options

YOU DO REMARKABLY WELL.

 

[ButterTart]

female vocals?
uptempo?
@dmlaw's most upsetting erections?

 

[Zu]

YOU DO REMARKABLY WELL.

PERVERT VOTE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@dmlaw's most upsetting erections?

For the record, any incorrect guesses that are still amazing themes will be pocketed for future potential.

 

[ButterTart]

Thanks to BT's theme-preparedness programme I've already thought of a suitable song for everything suggested so far.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thanks to BT's theme-preparedness programme I've already thought of a suitable song for everything suggested so far.

 

[dmlaw]

female vocals?
uptempo?
@dmlaw's most upsetting erections?

We already know that the Swiss song with the scary clown from Eurovision 1976 fits the theme, so that's one of those options ruled out.

 

[ButterTart]

For the record, any incorrect guesses that are still amazing themes will be pocketed for future potential.

If we're going for the dmlaw theme in a future ASFM then I would like to put in an early claim for this:

 

[Zu]

@ZenGiraffe hasn’t liked my post which I suggest means that I’m right. I knew I was getting somewhere close with my puppets and clowns chat

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe hasn’t liked my post which I suggest means that I’m right. I knew I was getting somewhere close with my puppets and clowns chat

CORRECTED

 

[Zu]

STILL RIGHT THOUGH

 

[Jacques]

@ZenGiraffe hasn’t liked my post which I suggest means that I’m right. I knew I was getting somewhere close with my puppets and clowns chat

I'm off to investigate the back catalogue of Dustin the Turkey in the hope that there's something even a tenth as amazing as Irelande Douze Pointe.

 

[Lucille]

IS IT PEOPLE WE WISH WERE DEAD?

 

[Kate]

I was going to say, is it DEAD or SOON TO BE DEAD "artists"

 

[Zu]

I'm off to investigate the back catalogue of Dustin the Turkey in the hope that there's something even a tenth as amazing as Irelande Douze Pointe.

UNLIKELY

I’m browsing my PEPPA PIG BEST OF

 

[Soldi]

Songs Euphoria plays in his prison cell?

 

[SDF]

It’s successful pop stars huns

 

[Soldi]

It’s successful pop stars huns

Holly Valance waits at the side of the stage..

 

[SDF]

Newton is carrying her bags

 

[COB]

Well,

 

[Lucille]

FUCK

 

[ButterTart]

Well fuck me like Euphoria every time he has a shower for the next twelve years, IT'S HAPPENING TODAY!