Are housewives immortal?

[Lucille]

It seems odd that with so many franchises stretching back nearly two decades with woman of a certain age, many with substance abuse issues, not one has passed!

Are our housewives blessed with immortality by the gay gods?

DISCUSS

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

Like I won’t cope.

 

[Lucille]

If Luann ever dies I’d enter mourning for a full decade.

 

[jivafox]

It's weird that we've had plenty of HOUSE HUSBAND DEATHS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, if Vicki can survive CRUCIFICATION, the wives can survive anything

 

[supermassive]

Calling it now, Danielle Staub will the first to go.

 

[K.C.]

RH DEATH POLL PLZ. (Brandi Glanville??)

 

[jivafox]

I honestly couldn't say who will be the first to go.

I feel like it could be Ramona?

 

[K.C.]

Ramona, Karen, Lisa, and Luann are technically the oldest I think?

 

[K.C.]

 

[supermassive]

Here was me thinking Caroline Manzo must be in her early 70s now but Ramona is five years older

 

[RJN]

None of them have died?? That’s actually crazy. I assumed one of the New Jersey ones would have gotten killed in a mob related shooting or something by now

 

[Iguana]

I feel like Bethenny came closest when she was served some fish by -- was it Ramona??

 

[Penelope]

BIG ANG was spiritually a Housewife, no?

 

[K.C.]

BIG ANG was spiritually a Housewife, no?

Not a Real one I'm afraid.

 

[jivafox]

If we’re counting the international cities, a housewife from the Johannesburg series died from cancer a few years back.

 

[VoR]

The fact that Kim Richards and Sonja Morgan are both still alive does suggest a certain level of divine providence.