Article 50 of the Treaty on Wednesday

[big ron]

Morning, I have a voice like I have been smoking 40 fags.

 

[big ron]

 

[lolly]

I'm picturing ron as Deirdre Barlow with a cock right now. I'm not ashamed to admit I've got a semi on.

 

[Indie]

Morning, I have a voice like I have been smoking 40 fags.

In a row? All at the same time? Over the period of 20 years?

 

[big ron]

In a row? All at the same time? Over the period of 20 years?

Yes.

 

[Iguana]

Morning. I have a feeling of work dread today, but probably not as much as Theresa must

 

[octophone]

Not in the office today. Therapy at 11.30. So I'll either be skipping through the daisies on my way home or it'll be straight to bed for a three hour depression nap*

(*let's face it, they're the only PERK)

 

[octophone]

FUCK.

My appt was 10.30.

Realised too late - just phoned and had a wee session that way. GAH.

 

[big ron]

I should probably get out of bed.

 

[Sheena]

Why is it after a couple of days' HARD GRAFT I decide I'm entitled to do ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL for the rest of the week to make up for it?

 

[Jætike]

Morning, I have a voice like I have been smoking 40 fags.

How many fags makes a line of ket?

 

[Jætike]

If in 2 weeks my jaw pain doesn't go away, botox might be needed at the ripe old age of 22.

"Can you put the cartilage back?"

"No, that operation will require cutting above and around your ear from the outside, and there's a good chance of partial facial paralysis. But the Chinese have found a way to suture muscle where the ligament should be. I think that's frankly redundant."

 

[big ron]

How many fags makes a line of ket?

You know I've never even so much as tried a cigarette, so I wouldn't know.

 

[Rita]

You know I've never even so much as tried a cigarette, so I wouldn't know.

I don’t know why but this really surprises me.

 

[big ron]

I don’t know why but this really surprises me.

I never really fancied it as a kid when all my mates did it and I soon realised I'd be better off spending that money on booze/drugs. I even refuse weed if its mixed with tobacco.

 

[Rita]

LUNGS OF AN ATHLETE.

 

[big ron]

Not to say I didn't passively smoke a ten deck most weekends in clubs back when indoor smoking was a thing. I'll probably get lung cancer from that.

 

[Rita]

I am seriously considering giving up as it is quite frankly DISGUSTING. I don’t know if I have the willpower right now though.

 

[Beverley]

I think I can finally reveal my major, exciting news. I just have to tell everybody around me first, but you guys are A CLOSE SECOND.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think I can finally reveal my major, exciting news. I just have to tell everybody around me first, but you guys are A CLOSE SECOND.

Good. You'll do a much better job than Andy Burnham

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think I can finally reveal my major, exciting news. I just have to tell everybody around me first, but you guys are A CLOSE SECOND.

Congrats on your record deal. I cannot wait for your forthcoming OPUS

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think I can finally reveal my major, exciting news. I just have to tell everybody around me first, but you guys are A CLOSE SECOND.

You've invented a sustainable recyclable packaging material and SAVED THE WORLD?

Ok. I think that's enough.

 

[Rita]

I think I can finally reveal my major, exciting news. I just have to tell everybody around me first, but you guys are A CLOSE SECOND.

 

[floppet]

The weirdest thing has happened to my index finger. Got in from walking the dog, took my coat off and thought my finger felt a bit odd and numb so I looked at it and it's gone purple in both of the joint-creases and swollen up, I can barely bend it. I've not banged it or anything so I've no idea what's up.

 

[Iguana]

I think I can finally reveal my major, exciting news. I just have to tell everybody around me first, but you guys are A CLOSE SECOND.

I genuinely thought you were going to have a big reveal of what you will be majoring in at university

 

[Star]

Congrats on your record deal. I cannot wait for your forthcoming OPUS

Not far off

 

[Star]

The weirdest thing has happened to my index finger. Got in from walking the dog, took my coat off and thought my finger felt a bit odd and numb so I looked at it and it's gone purple in both of the joint-creases and swollen up, I can barely bend it. I've not banged it or anything so I've no idea what's up.

How weird. Maybe try an ice pack to help?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Not far off

Damn I should have kept on guessing

 

[Beverley]

I shall do my big reveal tomorrow

 

[Diddy]

Soon


Bev is such a stunt queen