ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act

[Nancy]

Just updated my Facebook status:

U OK HUN?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

56 Points – Saada Bonaire – You Could Be More As You Are (@Beverley )

dUb – 6
COB – 7
RJN – 5
Indie – 2
RaspberrySwirl – 8
Jivafox – 10
dmlaw – 1

Total – 39

Average – 5.6

WELL DONE BEV

 

[Indie]

I love how worked up everyone's getting. Seriously, these have about the same weighting as ONE VOTE

 

[Suomi]

After Beverley is this now top 6?

 

[Tisch]

I STILL GET TURNED ON BY NED FLANDERS’ ASS IN YOUR AVATAR

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS

 

[Penelope]

After Beverley is this now top 6?

7

 

[Penelope]

I love how worked up everyone's getting. Seriously, these have about the same weighting as ONE VOTE

Oh as if ANYONE'S going to be giving out 50 points HITHER AND THITHER

 

[Berly]

57 Points

Piston Damp – Something In Me (@Raining On Me )

dUb – 6
COB – 8
RJN – 7
Indie – 6
RaspberrySwirl – 4
Jivafox – 9
dmlaw – 0

Total – 40

Average – 5.7

The Shins – Heartworms Flipped (@Ag)

dUb – 6
COB – 3
RJN – 7
Indie – 7
RaspberrySwirl – 4
Jivafox – 9
dmlaw – 4

Total – 40

Average – 5.7

 

[Iguana]

I have to say doing the Jury rate was a nostalgic trip back to MOOPYRATE.

BRING BACK MOOPYRATE

 

[ButterTart]

Lads, we may well see somebody get a SIX before this round of voting is over. My bowels are poised to vacate.

 

[Penelope]

OMG TOP FIVE

 

[Suomi]

WHO IS LEFT

 

[Rita]

If Bev beats me in this final I will eat Rachey out.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh there I am. Joint 6th. That's as good as it's getting for me tonight

 

[Iguana]

I love how worked up everyone's getting. Seriously, these have about the same weighting as ONE VOTE

Who knows with the voting system, though!

 

[ButterTart]

BRING BACK MOOPYRATE

I feel like that would be an incitement to violence after this.

 

[Soldi]

If Bev beats me in this final I will eat Rachey out.

@Rachey

 

[Kate]

SuomiFrid SMASHING IT

 

[OutSynk]

Omg Tisch and Berly in the backroom.

 

[Nancy]

If Bev beats me in this final I will eat Rachey out.

WHILE FISTING MANDY

 

[Raining on Me]

Well that'll do. Still nothing from that demon from straight hell dmlaw, but thank you @COB and @jivafox and some others

 

[Berly]

59 Points

Hakkon Pederson – Nattens Drottning (@Ill Advised )

dUb – 6
COB – 8
RJN – 10
Indie – 1
RaspberrySwirl – 6
Jivafox – 10
dmlaw – 0

Total – 41

Average – 5.9


Amaranthe – Drop Dead Cynical (@ButterTart )

dUb – 7
COB – 8
RJN – 7
Indie – 9
RaspberrySwirl – 0
Jivafox – 0
dmlaw – 10

Total – 41

Average – 5.9

 

[Penelope]

Is NATTENS DROTTNING TOP FIVE?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SuomiFrid SMASHING IT

As expected!

 

[Suomi]

SuomiFrid SMASHING IT

I think this is a compound noun we can get on board with

 

[Penelope]

!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh shit, joint 4th!

 

[Suomi]

Omg! Prayer circle @Penelope @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[COB]

Well that'll do. Still nothing from that demon from straight hell dmlaw, but thank you @COB and @jivafox and some others

More like STRAIGHTHELL.COM

 

[Nancy]

I think this is a compound noun we can get on board with

CUMPOUND NOUN

 

[Zu]

I can only hope that, with this commitment to conflict generation in mind, the CHOPPERS will be revealed at some point. Don’t worry girls, I’m not one for death threats. I think a box of FISH HEADS always does the trick

it’s the EYES

 

[Kate]

Omg Tisch and Berly in the backroom.

Indie:

 

[Rita]

WHILE FISTING MANDY

TOO FUCKING FAR!

 

[Tisch]

BRING BACK MOOPYRATE

Ready

 

[OutSynk]

59 Points

Hakkon Pederson – Nattens Drottning (@Ill Advised )

dUb – 6
COB – 8
RJN – 10
Indie – 1
RaspberrySwirl – 6
Jivafox – 10
dmlaw – 0

Total – 41

Average – 5.9

This DOG SHIT being so high.

 

[Berly]

THIRD PLACE IN THE JURY VOTE

Spoiler

64 Points – Hal Incandanza – Footprints on the Shore (Penelope)

dUb – 10
COB – 7
RJN – 11
Indie – 1
RaspberrySwirl – 9
Jivafox – 7
dmlaw – 0

Total – 45

Average – 6.4

 

[Penelope]

Well, I personally won't hear a word said against the juries

 

[ButterTart]

Thank you to all five of the marvellous jury members for those smashing scores. I don't recognise Jiva or RS because they're dead to me and I don't believe dead people's votes should count.

 

[Suomi]

Omg

 

[Suomi]

That firework you see in the sky is coming from CROYDON