ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act

[Kate]

12 MINUTES TO DECIDE WHAT TO DRINK

 

[Nancy]

12 YEARS UNTIL @lolly TURNS 61

 

[ButterTart]

I WAS CONVINCED RITA’S WAS GOING TO BE KATE’S

YES

 

[OutSynk]

13 SONGS THAT OUTSYNK HAS HATED IN THE LAST 15 SECONDS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

11 NOTIFICATIONS FROM IRL I HAVE IGNORED FOR THIS, THIS EVENING

 

[ButterTart]

11 women murdered by Moopy fave Peter Sutcliffe until he murdered another two.

 

[Nancy]

11 THE PEAK POSITION REACHED BY LOOKING UP BY MICHELLE GAYLE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 A POSITION I'LL BE A LUCKY CUNT TO REACH.

 

[ButterTart]

10 acts brutally culled in the viewing party twist.

 

[Nancy]

9 INCHES OF PLEASURE

 

[ButterTart]

9 (99) as presented by Michael Buerk.

 

[OutSynk]

ST8MENTS

 

[Raining on Me]

HOW DO WE ALL THINK YOUR OWN ENTRY IS GOING TO DO?

To begin with I thought I had a shot at top 10 and really felt I'd sent a contender because I blindly love it and thought moopy might too - that of course was rather shattered on listening night and with comments since, but the reveal thread perked me up a bit.

So I'm SEMI OPTIMISITIC. But I think about 20th MAYBE, and still possibly worse.

It deserves top 5 though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

8(88) FOR SUBTITLES

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To begin with I thought I had a shot at top 10 and really felt I'd sent a contender because I blindly love it and thought moopy might too - that of course was rather shattered on listening night and with comments since, but the reveal thread perked me up a bit.

So I'm SEMI OPTIMISITIC. But I think about 20th MAYBE, and still possibly worse.

It deserves top 5 though

Were you bad hair guy?

 

[Nancy]

7 FINGERS UP @Rita ’s CLUNGE

 

[Suomi]

6 LORDS A LEAPING

 

[Nancy]

6 MORE DAYS UNTIL PRUE LEITH DIES

 

[Rita]

7 FINGERS UP @Rita ’s CLUNGE

How VULGAR.

 

[Raining on Me]

Were you bad hair guy?

Yeah Piston Damp (), aka Denmark-Norway, aka Something in Me, aka Raining on Me

 

[AGinAg (37)]

5 DICKS IN DIDDY

 

[Kate]

YES

FFS

 

[Nancy]

How VULGAR.

ARE YOU PENELOPE KEITH?

 

[OutSynk]

4 MINUTES OMG

 

[Nancy]

3 TINY TOTS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

3 FINGERED BUTTERTART (FUNNY)

 

[Soldi]

Madonna - 4 Minutes

 

[Tisch]

3 WISE MEN

(Nancy, Rachey and @charliebobs)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

2 TINY TITS

 

[Nancy]

2 FOR THE PRICE OF 1

 

[Iguana]

2 FINGERS UP TO TRUMP

 

[Rita]

ARE YOU PENELOPE KEITH?

Is this an OLD JOKE?

 

[Berly]

HERE WE GO!

First up, it's the ASFM Jury.

A quick reminder for those not paying attention, our Jury of 7 have scored each song out of 10. Those seven scores have been combined, averaged and then multiplied by ten to give each song a score out of 100.

Are you ready for the Jury's verdict?

 

[Raining on Me]

Quite glad the scoreboard just has the acts and songs, countries would be a NIGHTMARE and I hated that in previous ASFMs. It's fun for the build up but every one is basically "WHO? WHAT just got top score? Oh Castle Grayskull was Buttertart wasn't it? etc

 

[Rita]

HERE WE GO!

First up, it's the ASFM Jury.

A quick reminder for those not paying attention, our Jury of 7 have scored each song out of 10. Those seven scores have been combined, averaged and then multiplied by ten to give each song a score out of 100.

Are you ready for the Jury's verdict?

YES!

 

[Tisch]

Oh the jury are FIRST. didn't expect that!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1 LOVE BY DJ ARON

 

[Penelope]

1 LIFE BY XANDEE

 

[Iguana]

.

Are you ready for the Jury's verdict?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

 

[COB]

I can't see the scoreboards