ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act

[ButterTart]

So the posters who were chucked out were rewarded with TWO SETS OF VOTES?

No more twists she said.

I'm surprised this is news, I thought it was common knowledge!

 

[Nancy]

I THINK MINE ARE THE MOST SENSIBLE VOTES SO FAR

 

[Rita]

3? You are NO SISTER OF MINE!

NEXT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So a chucked out player voted twice and gave the host 100 points?!

 

[funky]

Oh NANCY you’re such a fucking NANCY

 

[Penelope]

Omg you lot... complaining chopping posters would result in less votes then complaining about the amount of votes! GIVE ME STRENGTH

I'm mostly just admiring the drama from over here

 

[Berly]

 

[Indie]

Omg you lot... complaining chopping posters would result in less votes then complaining about the amount of votes! GIVE ME STRENGTH

Ignore the haters. This is magnificent.

 

[ButterTart]

I THINK MINE ARE THE MOST SENSIBLE VOTES SO FAR

WAIT TIL YOU SEE MINE!

AND MY VOTES

 

[funky]

So a chucked out player voted twice and gave the host 100 points?!

Fantasy Playlist Tournament Quarter Finals: Out Now

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mind you I'm 6th, so I'll shut up.

 

[Nancy]

3? You are NO SISTER OF MINE!

NEXT

PLEASE DON’T TURN ON ME

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if we could get Kala to run one of these someday.

 

[funky]

Ignore the haters. This is magnificent.

This is totally the sort of fucking twist you’d do.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm surprised this is news, I thought it was common knowledge!

Must have been in the small print smaller than the scoreboard.

 

[win_the_game]

MR NAEF!

This would never have happened under Christine Marchal-Ortiz

 

[Berly]

Votes from @SDF

25 - Janice – Hearts Will Bleed (Sweden)
25 - Italove – Strangers In The Night (Pennsylvania Ballot Counting Center)
20 - Harper Finn – Dance Away These Days (Pacific Island Nation of Niue)
20 - Hal Incandenza – Footprints On The Shore (The Pendulous Republic of Nork)
15 - The Sound of Arrows – Beautiful Life (Portugal)
15 - Haakon Pederson – Nattens Drottning (Daddyhole Road)
10 - Dagny – Bye Bye Baby (The Exiled Stasi State of Lucy’s Cavernous Anus)
05 - Kano – Another Life (Indochine Francaise)
05 - Hailee Steinfeld – Back To Life 80s Remix (Isle of Basics)
05 - CocknBullKid – Yellow (Walford)
05 - Hogland ft. Wiktoria – Scars (Hogland Island)

 

[Rita]

PLEASE DON’T TURN ON ME

You said you LIKED my song? LIES!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Beryl IGNORE US!

 

[Indie]

This is totally the sort of fucking twist you’d do.

I'd just throw everything i didn't like out of the competition.

3 song final!

 

[Raining on Me]

I hope @Nancy gets crushed in a Sainsbury's trolley park, NOTHING PERSONAL, I just heard it's fun

 

[Rita]

I am getting BUGGER ALL.

AGAIN.

 

[ButterTart]

Some of these votes have been awful. Just awful.

 

[Soldi]

LAST?!

WHAT A LOAD OF OLD SHIT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

LAST?!

WHAT A LOAD OF OLD SHIT

You said it.

 

[ButterTart]

@Beryl IGNORE US!

I think that's how he's maintained his sanity for the last fortnight.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hereby submit a motion to have this ASFM annulled and a fresh ASFM held instead.

ALL IN FAVOUR SAY AYE!

 

[Berly]

 

[Nancy]

Must have been in the small print smaller than the scoreboard.

 

[Tisch]

Doing QUITE well in the non-jurors votes but now I know the (potentially SILLY) jurors votes are round the corners I'm like

 

[Penelope]

YES! THANK YOU @SDF

 

[dmlaw]

LAST?!

WHAT A LOAD OF OLD SHIT

Hey, you chose to enter it.

 

[funky]

If I didn’t win guys, it’s cos the people who got eliminated early didn’t like my song, okay

But we’re looking into it. We’ve got great people on the case. Big people. They know best.

 

[Rita]

Out of interest where is our @Beverley on the leader board right now?

 

[Nancy]

You said you LIKED my song? LIES!

I GAVE YOU POINTS!

 

[Beverley]

Out of interest where is our @Beverley on the leader board right now?

 

[Rita]

I GAVE YOU POINTS!

3? You shouldn’t have BOTHERED.

 

[Nancy]

Doing QUITE well in the non-jurors votes but now I know the (potentially SILLY) jurors votes are round the corners I'm like

I GAVE YOU LOTS OF POINTS!

 

[OutSynk]

Omg if Mugatu wins for a second time before me.

 

[Lucille]

especially if this wasn’t clear to all jurors??

THIS WAS NOT CLEAR.

I didn’t take part in the jury voting as honestly it felt like further PUNISHMENT to have to rank all the songs, and I was annoyed my ACTUAL VOTE appeared to be rescinded.

Of course I didn’t bother to verify any of this as I was busy FLOUNCING.