ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act

[Nancy]

THIS SCORING IS GOING TO TAKE AN ENTIRE IPHONE BATTERY

 

[Soldi]

Those votes make as much sense as PINGU! I’m off to watch I’m a Celeb. Will catch up when I don’t have to press my nose against the screen to READ.

PEACE OUT x

Stay Rita!

 

[Berly]

After 3 sets of votes, let's go back to the leaderboard...

 

[Iguana]

Oh thank you thank you @Raining On Me!

 

[Raining on Me]

I've just given @Pingu a sniff of Shake n Vac for his charity work. I will not live in that BEDEVILLED right hand side county

 

[Soldi]

Thanks for NOTHING

 

[Soldi]

Are any of you EVIL CUNTS going to vote for me?

 

[Berly]

5 minute break whilst I have a wee

 

[Beverley]

 

[Kate]

hi @Soldi and @ZenGiraffe at least it's nice and warm here at the bottom eh

 

[OutSynk]

5 minute break whilst I have a wee

OMG

 

[Beverley]

Can't believe @Raining On Me doesn't love me

 

[Tisch]

5 minute break whilst I have a wee

Long wee

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10th place. Better than I anticipated AT ALL, but I suspect it's gonna turn around hard for someone. Probably @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[Raining on Me]

I STILL LOVE YOU

(and that song keeps growing...meaningless as that is now )

 

[dmlaw]

If he needs five minutes, it's clearly really a poo.

 

[COB]

Are any of you EVIL CUNTS going to vote for me?

 

[Penelope]

and now, for an interval from @Suomi

 

[Soldi]

Therapie Taxi won’t be able to afford one anymore after this DREADFUL result. Thearpie BUS to make great debut at Katevision.

 

[Soldi]

hi @Soldi and @ZenGiraffe at least it's nice and warm here at the bottom eh

It’s as DORMANT as my ARSEHOLE

 

[Suomi]

10th place. Better than I anticipated AT ALL, but I suspect it's gonna turn around hard for someone. Probably @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

It’s quite sweet watching someone who has very little knowledge of how these voting trajectories go wondering why it’s suddenly going so wrong

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Therapie Taxi won’t be able to afford one anymore after this DREADFUL result. Thearpie BUS to make great debut at Katevision.

The Born Brave Bus is on its way hun.

 

[COB]

It’s as DORMANT as my ARSEHOLE

A bit bubbly tonight?

 

[Nancy]

 

[Raining on Me]

I fully believe the Penelope song deserves the win even though there are many contenders. It's GORGEOUS and that album is divine! I can't imagine it's not going to be TOP FIVE or thereabouts at least.

 

[Tisch]

If he needs five minutes, it's clearly really a poo.

Short poo. Hope he wipes properly

 

[ZenGiraffe]

hi @Soldi and @ZenGiraffe at least it's nice and warm here at the bottom eh

I honestly thought the basic, thirsty gays of this chat lounge would have voted with their dicks a bit more than they have.

 

[Soldi]

A bit bubbly tonight?

NO

 

[ButterTart]

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, oh @ButterTart and @COB THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME ALL YOUR POINTS

DOOR’S ON THE LATCH

Between your song getting binned off and some of the SHITE clogging up the left side of the leaderboard, I’m starting to wonder whether Moopy isn’t actually just one massive tribute to Helen Keller.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

10th place. Better than I anticipated AT ALL, but I suspect it's gonna turn around hard for someone. Probably @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

I’ve had to dip into 2013’s citalopram leftovers.

 

[Zu]

and now, for an interval from @Suomi

Certainly rocking the NATURAL LOOK there

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I honestly thought the basic, thirsty gays of this chat lounge would have voted with their dicks a bit more than they have.

Such shenanigans didn't sell it to me at all.

 

[win_the_game]

I'm worried about 'Daddy'. It may be near the bottom of the scoreboard but it only takes a couple of massive scores to turn that around.

 

[Soldi]

This is worse than that EVIL LATVIAN LAYDEH winning Eurovision 2002

 

[Berly]

Votes from @dmlaw

70 Amarnthe – Drop Dead Cynical (Suomi)
34 Italove – Strangers In The Night (Pennsylvania Ballot Counting Centre)
10 Lola Marsh – Echoes (Israel)
08 Tilly and the Wall – Beat Control (Soviet Union)
07 Kano – Another Life (Indochine Francaise)
06 The Shins – Heartworms Flipped (Albuquerque)
05 Sakanaction - Shin Takarajima (Treasure Island)
04 Harper Finn – Dance Away These Days (Pacific Island Nation of Niue)
03 Kaminski - Полюби меня (Russia)
02 Lamya – Splitting Atoms (Kenya)
01 Saada Bonaire – You Could Be More As You Are (Azawad)

 

[OutSynk]

Between your song getting binned off and some of the SHITE clogging up the left side of the leaderboard, I’m starting to wonder whether Moopy isn’t actually just one massive tribute to Helen Keller.

I'm starting to wonder if maybe there shouldn't be any more ASFMs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SHIT!

 

[funky]

I think it’s time I bid this wonderful competition fair thee well, as I have a movie to watch. But let’s all pretend I’m actually LIVID about my performance, so I can use a Mr G clip

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Such shenanigans didn't sell it to me at all.

Looks like it is back to three very experienced girls then.

 

[Penelope]

Oh just watch @Suomi backtrack on jury double votes now