ASFM ALL STARS 2021: RESULTS

[ButterTart]

I thought the "tits vs ass" poll was conclusive

Moopy voted overwhelmingly for the secret third option, penis.

 

[Tisch]

ALSO! the entries that are still in:

Anita Meyer	Why Tell Me Why
Betta Lemme	Play
Dela	Third Party Lover
Empathy Test	Monsters
MUNA	I Know a Place
Naomi Elizabeth	The Topic is Ass

 

[Tisch]

The man, or WOman who's in 6th is:

 

[Marina Salty]

Both of Worldvision entries are top 6.

 

[Soldi]

Unless it was submitted by @Beverley

I agree

 

[ButterTart]

ALSO! the entries that are still in:

Anita Meyer	Why Tell Me Why
Betta Lemme	Play
Dela	Third Party Lover
Empathy Test	Monsters
MUNA	I Know a Place
Naomi Elizabeth	The Topic is Ass

I feel like I can work out who's who from this.

 

[Soldi]

What a fucking shitshow if Monsters doesn’t deservedly win.

 

[Tisch]

@Lucille

Emily Thornberry

Naomi Elizabeth

The Topic is Ass

65 points

 

[Soldi]

Thank FUCK for that

 

[ButterTart]

The man, or WOman who's in 6th is:

Can't wait for @Merry Tischmas! to find out Beverley and Lucille are just stage names.

 

[Iguana]

 

[Soldi]

It‘s worse than the ASS SWAB you have to do in your clap tests.

 

[OutSynk]

What a fucking shitshow if Monsters doesn’t deservedly win.

Overrated.

 

[Tisch]

Oh y'all wanted a T5OP?!

Let me just have a quickish loo break xx

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Lucille

Emily Thornberry

Naomi Elizabeth

The Topic is Ass

65 points

I wanted it to win (if it isn't going to be me)

 

[Kratz]

Apologies to @Kratz for stealing his song, just wanted to give the song another chance

It’s an honour!

 

[ButterTart]

@Lucille

Emily Thornberry

Naomi Elizabeth

The Topic is Ass

65 points

It did harrowingly well to get this far, so I feel like Lucille can get the well out because he's done dildo.

 

[RJN]

@Lucille

Emily Thornberry

Naomi Elizabeth

The Topic is Ass

65 points

I knew it was him

 

[OutSynk]

Let me just have a quickish loo break xx

Don't you dare.

 

[Iguana]

He actually has

 

[ButterTart]

He actually has

Not a number two?

 

[Iguana]

I could "accidentally" delete the spreadsheet, he left the computer unlocked

 

[OutSynk]

The topic IS ass.

 

[dmlaw]

He actually has

But has he left the spreadsheet open? We could finish without him.

 

[RS]

The topic IS ass.

ASSFM

 

[ButterTart]

I could "accidentally" delete the spreadsheet, he left the computer unlocked

Have a quick look for folders with really innocuous names like 'work stuff', that's where all the most rancid porn will be.

 

[dmlaw]

I could "accidentally" delete the spreadsheet, he left the computer unlocked

Turn the screen upside down.

 

[ButterTart]

But has he left the spreadsheet open? We could finish without him.

Poor @Iguana is no stranger to that

 

[Soldi]

@Merry Tischmas! right now

 

[Tisch]

FüNF! is the following (also stop complaining and suggesting pranks you bunch of knobs)















@You Butter Watch Out aka @Butterfly

Lionel Blair RIP

MUNA

I Know a Place

77 points!

 

[ButterTart]

@Iguana did he take a newspaper in with him? If so, we could be a while.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if Tisch is feeling the pressure of knowing that tens of gays are thinking ‘Come on. You don’t need to wipe. Throw the pants away tomorrow’,

 

[ButterTart]

FüNF! is the following (also stop complaining and suggesting pranks you bunch of knobs)















@You Butter Watch Out aka @Butterfly

Lionel Blair RIP

MUNA

I Know a Place

77 points!

It's not even a famous song

 

[Marina Salty]

Butty I tried as much as possible to push this, my fave song of 2017, soz Iguana.

 

[RS]

So Beverley used Kate’s song and is going to win?

 

[RS]

Thank God All Stars rounds don’t count.

 

[ButterTart]

Butty I tried as much as possible to push this, my fave song of 2017, soz Iguana.

It really was my biggest grower of the year, and the one from my shortlist I thought most deserved to be classed as an all star.

Shame certain lizards disagree, although I'm not guana name names.

 

[Iguana]

You're all safe from being banned, FOR TODAY.

 

[Iguana]

It really was my biggest grower of the year, and the one from my shortlist I thought most deserved to be classed as an all star.

Shame certain lizards disagree, although I'm not guana name names.

I love the song! That's why I'm CONFLICTED