ASFM ALL STARS 2021: RESULTS

[Tisch]

One of the songs recieved







84 points

 

[OutSynk]

dmlaw	Arse Flare Guy	Empathy Test	Monsters
Beverley	A Pizza Express in Woking	Betta Lemme	Play

Please dm me the porn title this image is from.

 

[ButterTart]

This really feel like one of these crucial moments for humanity.

This is bigger than global warming. Greta Thunberg is currently making a raft out of used tampons so she can come over and congratulate the winner.

 

[Soldi]

dmlaw	Arse Flare Guy	Empathy Test	Monsters
Beverley	A Pizza Express in Woking	Betta Lemme	Play

Tisch can you send me this video please?

 

[Soldi]

My cock has just twinged

 

[Tisch]

The other received









87 points

 

[AlgoAlex]

Come on Monsters

 

[RJN]

ok 5 minutes for everyone to jack off to the wrestling picture and then the final results

 

[Tisch]

GOOGLE IMAGE YOU HORNY FUCKS

 

[ButterTart]

Come on Monsters

Was that the porn parody where @Soldi played Mike Wazowski?

 

[ButterTart]

omg

 

[Tisch]

Please dm me the porn title this image is from.

Tisch can you send me this video please?

That was at you two and also @OutSynk and @You Butter Watch Out (congrats hun, PM me for sites x)

 

[Tisch]

ANYWAY

 

[Tisch]

The winner with

 

[Tisch]

87 golden points

 

[Tisch]

Is

 

[ButterTart]

I might die

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@dmlaw

 

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@dmlaw

Arse Flare Guy

Empathy Test

Monsters

87 points!

Originally submitted by dame @Kate of moopy

Condragulations @dmlaw what do you have to say to your adoring fans?

 

[Soldi]

Someone naked wrestle with me plz xx

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ha ha ha

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WELL DONE @dmlaw

 

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@dmlaw

Arse Flare Guy

Empathy Test

Monsters

87 points!

Originally submitted by dame @Kate of moopy

Condragulations @dmlaw what do you have to say to your adoring fans?

This is the most consequential and genuine victory in the history of ASFM.

 

[Beverley]

congratulations @dmlaw

i played fairly and gave Monsters loads of points even tho I knew I would be competing with it at the top

 

[AlgoAlex]

Congrats @dmlaw and @Kate

 

[Suomi]

Please may I make the first victory speech to @dmlaw


“To whom God will, there be the victory. Now the time is come, that you must veil your lofty-plumed crest, and let your head fall into victory’s lap. For with your Monsters you have tasted the fruit you once forbade.”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I would have given @Beverley 12 points.

 

[RJN]

Well done @dmlaw! It wasn't my favorite but there were a lot of people who felt it went unappreciated last time, so its fitting to the spirit of all stars for it to win

 

[ButterTart]

WOOT! Well done @dmlaw (and @Kate), a richly deserved win.

I won't dwell on the fact that was on my list of choices I sent to Diddy and I foolishly placed it third.

 

[Soldi]

Thank GOD our dear @dmlaw has DEFEATED EVIL

 

[Beverley]

and thanks to @OutSynk for his stellar song choices. Play, for me, is still the song I have played most from ANY ASFM EVER

 

[RS]

Yaass congratulations on your victory @dmlaw

It’s not only because Bev didn’t win, you got my second highest score.

 

[Soldi]

Don’t even remember our Bev’s song

 

[Beverley]

I would have given @Beverley 12 points.

I wanna say a big PISS OFF to that

 

[RS]

and thanks to @OutSynk for his stellar song choices. Play, for me, is still the song I have played most from ANY ASFM EVER

 

[Iguana]

@Kate and @dmlaw, now forever entwined.

Live footage of @You Butter Watch Out:

 

[dmlaw]

Of course, this is even less of a real victory than Suomi’s. All I did was walk into the path of some virus. The real credit belongs to @Kate and thank you for introducing me to such a great song.

 

[Tisch]

Le Scoreborde Finale!

Poster	ID	Artist	Song
dmlaw	Arse Flare Guy	Empathy Test	Monsters	87​
Beverley	A Pizza Express in Woking	Betta Lemme	Play	84​
Ag	Kate Middleton killed Diana	Anita Meyer	Why Tell Me Why	83​
ZenGiraffe	Lady Gaga looking down on Mike Pence	Dela	Third Party Lover	82​
ButterTart	Lionel Blair RIP	MUNA	I Know a Place	77​
Lucille	Emily Thornberry	Naomi Elizabeth	The Topic is Ass	73​
Tisch	Jiva's endless rant	Kiki Dee	Star	61​
Rhythmbandit	Bernie Sanders and his mittens	WIND ROSE	Diggy Diggy Hole	57​
Suomi	Boris Johnson Houseparty	Margaret Berger	Samantha	55​
Diddy	Endless Delta Variants in ASFM	Yoasobi	Yoru ni kakeru	53​
COB	The COVID-19 Vaccination Drive	October	1000 Eyes	51​
HerSerene	Emily Maitlis	Clio & Kay	Keep on Dancing	50​
Queen of the Bay	MOURNING CHICNESS	Isaac Dunbar	Comme des Garçons (like the boys)	41​
RJN	Zoom	Robin Packalen ft. Alex Mattson	Hard to Love	48​
Iguana	Madonna's Arse Under A Bed	Jaded	In the morning	37​
Ill Advised	Agnes	Leon Else ft. Oliver	The City Don't Care	36​
Soldi	Cheese and Wine	Mondo Grosso	Labyrinth	35​
RaspberrySwirl	The Suez Canal Blockage	Malfa	So Long	34​
Berly	UK Hun?	Misterwives	Whywhywhy	31​
straightorbroken	Walking Primose	Lizette Lizette	Easy Street	26​
Alex	Boris' Bubble	Vargos & Lagola	Selfish	25​

 

[Beverley]

Don’t even remember our Bev’s song

you little piece of knob cheese, i gave you my 12

 

[RJN]

@Kate and @dmlaw, now forever entwined.

them just now: