ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition - RESULTS 6pm TONIGHT!

[Kate]

No, I want people to STOP ASKING HOW MANY ARE LEFT

 

[Rita]

Meanwhile this is @Rita

I don’t actually have veneers. I was blessed with good teeth and haven’t had a filling yet in my 47 years.

 

[RJN]

No, I want people to STOP ASKING HOW MANY ARE LEFT

You want LESS POSTS in your results thread??

 

[RS]

I just noticed the top 10!


Pleased for you @Raining On Me for always delivering

 

[dmlaw]

HOW MANY ARE LEFT?

No way to know. Spreadsheet got deleted.

 

[ButterTart]

You want LESS POSTS in your results thread??

HOW MANY PAGES ARE WE ON?

 

[Kate]

REVOLUTIONARY

OH NICE

I THINK I NEED A LONG POO JUST NOW AND MAYBE A NAP

 

[D5K]

I just got to this thread and started reading through from page 1. That doesn't work with a live thread though as suddenly the leaderboard after 32 votes popped up and slapped me around the face.

 

[Pingu]

Well I think that’s Kate’s little numbering innovation ROUNDLY slapped down.

 

[Nancy]

WHAT DAY IS IT?

 

[Rita]

She's more AUNTIE AUNTIE, than SISTER SISTER

I’ll rip those veneers out one by one and leave you with the STUMPS YOU DESERVE.

 

[Lucille]

haven’t had a filling yet in my 47 years.

I’ve long forgotten which are and aren’t the original parts of my teeth anymore.

 

[RJN]

HOW MANY PAGES ARE WE ON?

pages??? What is this 2020?

 

[ButterTart]

OH NICE

I THINK I NEED A LONG POO JUST NOW AND MAYBE A NAP

Pro-tip: Don't do these things at the same time.

 

[Эулия]

Poor Hazell Dean and her enriching load of old toss. I’m sure I heard it was the bookies’ favourite. God it’s like Corinna May all over again. Hazell’s sitting here right now mewling into her Taytos

 

[Nancy]

OH NICE

I THINK I NEED A LONG POO JUST NOW AND MAYBE A NAP

LOVE YA! But well done for counting.

 

[RS]

Did poor Kate get cancelled in the middle of her own live show?

 

[Pingu]

I just got to this thread and started reading through from page 1. That doesn't work with a live thread though as suddenly the leaderboard after 32 votes popped up and slapped me around the face.

[whisper]live threads are annoying[/whisper]

 

[OutSynk]

WEN ARE THE NEXT VOTE PLS

 

[Nancy]

I’ll rip those veneers out one by one and leave you with the STUMPS YOU DESERVE.

Ooooh, there's a good porn called STUMP

 

[ZenGiraffe]

[whisper]live threads are annoying[/whisper]

 

[Tisch]

REVOLUTIONARY

Charming

 

[Kate]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM NOT ASKING FOR FUCKING PATS ON THE BACK I WAS JUST FUCKING POINTING OUT THAT PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE HOW MANY FUCKING VOTES ARE LEFT

 

[Soldi]

God it’s like waiting for the release of SUGAR by Phillip Kirkorov Natalia Gordienko

 

[Rita]

Ooooh, there's a good porn called STUMP

I’ll take your word for it.

 

[funky]

Did poor Kate get cancelled in the middle of her own live show?

it's a female of the species trying to entertain 300 gays and a couple of straights. It was never going to end well let's be honest

RIP KATE

 

[Soldi]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM NOT ASKING FOR FUCKING PATS ON THE BACK I WAS JUST FUCKING POINTING OUT THAT PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE HOW MANY FUCKING VOTES ARE LEFT

Shirley?

 

[Rita]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM NOT ASKING FOR FUCKING PATS ON THE BACK I WAS JUST FUCKING POINTING OUT THAT PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE HOW MANY FUCKING VOTES ARE LEFT

GET FUCKING ON WITH IT

 

[Nancy]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM NOT ASKING FOR FUCKING PATS ON THE BACK I WAS JUST FUCKING POINTING OUT THAT PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE HOW MANY FUCKING VOTES ARE LEFT

HOW MANY EXACTLY?

 

[Soldi]

You are doing great Kate honey x

 

[Kate]

@Pingu (Rokin)

20 - Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
18 World Trade Center: Julie Bergan - STFU
16 Swiss Cottage: Paola & Chiara - Vamos a Bailar (Esta Vida Nueva)
14 Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
12 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
10 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
09 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
08 Trindade: Ingrid Michaelson - Hell No
07 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
06 Wapping: ELIO - CHARGER
05 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
04 Kelvinbridge: Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model
03 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
02 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
01 Náměstí Míru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge

 

[RS]

OH NICE

I THINK I NEED A LONG POO JUST NOW AND MAYBE A NAP

Really this is unacceptable language! Girls don’t poo.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not winning so don't care.

SHIT JOB @Kate

 

[funky]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM NOT ASKING FOR FUCKING PATS ON THE BACK I WAS JUST FUCKING POINTING OUT THAT PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE HOW MANY FUCKING VOTES ARE LEFT

off topic but

 

[dmlaw]

OH NICE

I THINK I NEED A LONG POO JUST NOW AND MAYBE A NAP

Everyone should go and vote in the Eurovision 100 semi final whilst Kate has her sulk. I can guarantee no entirely justified host fury in that, unless you get REALLY irritating.

 

[dUb]

Am I an ALL IMPORTANT FINAL VOTE or have I missed mine

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oooh 16 points

 

[COB]

THANK YOU @Pingu

 

[ButterTart]

[whisper]live threads are annoying[/whisper]

He'll set the Caramella Girls on you for questioning his sweeping reforms, you know.

I actually really love live threads, I can't be arsed refreshing constantly.

 

[Tisch]

Fucks sake @Pingu thort we woz m8s