ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition

[Dark Carnival]

(Nah)

 

[Dark Carnival]

(You lot which )

 

[Kate]

Don't make me think I'm going MAD

 

[Phoenix]

When will the songs be revealed?

 

[Kate]

When will the songs be revealed?

Weds 17th & Thurs 18th Feb.

 

[funky]

I’m playing! I’m still debating the song

 

[Kate]

32 entries now. We have stations from 14 different countries (16 if you count the constituent parts of the UK separately)

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh who’s gone for the rather glamorous (and sexy!) CESSNOCK?

 

[Nancy]

I wonder if anyone has gone for COCKFOSTERS

 

[Lucille]

When is the STATION GALA?!?

 

[Kate]

TUESDAY

 

[jivafox]

THE STATION GALA

 

[Nancy]

It’s the STATION ANNOUNCEMENT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THE STATION DEMONSTRATION

 

[Kate]

CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD!

 

[funky]

I’ve spent ages trying to locate the lyrics for my song because I can’t quite make them out, as they may or may not fit the theme. I just can’t find them anywhere online, and it’s the song I’ve had lined up for weeks, and now I don’t think it’s applicable, so I’ll probably have to skip this one. Can’t be arsed starting again. FFS.

 

[Kate]

Send it me funky and I'll HAVE A LOOK

 

[straightorbroken]

So a STATIONS GALA on Tues, the VIEWING GALA PARADES on Wed and Thurs, and the actual GALA-GALA (as in GALA) on Monday with her new piece Parellel Lines. Oh this week has it all and then some.

 

[RS]

I wonder if anyone has picked my real life station(s).

 

[ButterTart]

STATION PROCLAMATION
STATION DECLARATION
STATION REVELATION
TOP OF THE STOPS

 

[Nancy]

Which stations will we be CALLING AT?

 

[Kate]

Oooh should I ORDER THE SONGS by STATION PROXIMITY?

 

[Nancy]

I want HARVEY to do the station announcements.

 

[Soldi]

Oooh should I ORDER THE SONGS by STATION PROXIMITY?

Oh Indie not KINGS CROSS

 

[Nancy]

Oooh should I ORDER THE SONGS by STATION PROXIMITY?

By the quality of their TOILETS

 

[Kate]

I am so doing this. All the ones from [REDACTED] together, then [REDACTED], and so on, forming a trip across the world <3

 

[Soldi]

If Kala had hosted it he could’ve called it Around The World in 80 Days

 

[Alla]

wrong thread

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If Kala had hosted it he could’ve called it Around The World in 80 Days

As IF it would be done that quickly

 

[Alla]

Sorry I got the wrong thread, I thought it was the Valentine Service one

 

[OutSynk]

Oooh should I ORDER THE SONGS by STATION PROXIMITY?

Do it.

 

[Rita]

The winner has now ENTERED.

 

[Diddy]

The winner has now ENTERED.

But I didn’t tell you I had entered

 

[Kate]

REET had no issues understanding the THEME! Clearly some of the rest of you need to get divorced twice TOO.

 

[Raining on Me]

Done! Spent ages going over options, and ended up back at one of my first choices.

The record company told me to drop the Welsh and get a hit or I'm done for

 

[Kate]

Anyone else still to enter, I would love some more non-UK stations because reasons. Up to you though of course

 

[ButterTart]

REET had no issues understanding the THEME! Clearly some of the rest of you need to get divorced twice TOO.

Chance would be a fine thing. All three of my wives tragically died in horrible accidents before they could start divorce proceedings.

 

[Raining on Me]

I’ve spent ages trying to locate the lyrics for my song because I can’t quite make them out, as they may or may not fit the theme. I just can’t find them anywhere online, and it’s the song I’ve had lined up for weeks, and now I don’t think it’s applicable, so I’ll probably have to skip this one. Can’t be arsed starting again. FFS.

This happened to me quite a lot with the lyrics but don't give it up! And save that for another ASFM.

I actually found this theme surprisingly hard, though - you think most songs are about heartbreak etc so therefore a piece of piss, until you actually want a damn song on the subject!

 

[dmlaw]

Chance would be a fine thing. All three of my wives tragically died in horrible accidents before they could start divorce proceedings.

Just after you'd taken out those huge life insurance policies, as well. That was really unlucky.

 

[straightorbroken]

Hurry up you wimps - ASFM is a buffet and some of us poor bastards are starving!