ASFM: Anti-Valentine STATION ANNOUNCEMENT Tonight - 1828 departure

DISCLAIMER: you may notice that this is a mainline station. By the time I realised this I couldn't be arsed to demand a new one. SOZ

Group 2 Song 5

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Wales)

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Far too long to bother typing it out for the votes, so they will be punished.
 
A woman once fell asleep on the Piccadilly line, then awoke with a start, noticing she had fallen asleep on the next passenger. "Excuse me," she asked, "is this Cockfosters?"

"No," the passenger replied, "it's Sharon's" :basil: :basil: :basil: :goodgrief:
 
I don’t think I’ve been to any of these London stations.
 
I was an NW queen in NORTH HARROW (but yes obviously I have made the pilgrimage to Cockfosters Station)

Some guy once made me get an Uber all the way to Harrow from Shoreditch for a shag (despite the fact I lived in Hackney) because he didn’t want to miss his shift at TOPSHOP the day after, then had the cheek to ask me for 50% of the fare the morning after! And he didn’t even TOP ME after all that.
 
Some guy once made me get an Uber all the way to Harrow from Shoreditch for a shag (despite the fact I lived in Hackney) because he didn’t want to miss his shift at TOPSHOP the day after, then had the cheek to ask me for 50% of the fare the morning after! And he didn’t even TOP ME after all that.
Oh for heavens sake. NEVER GO MORE THAN TWO ZONES FOR A SHAG
 

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