ASFM: Anti-Valentine STATION ANNOUNCEMENT Tonight - 1828 departure

[RJN]

Heading UNDER the river on the OVERGROUND (omg ikr)

Group 2 Song 16

Wapping

fun fact; Cardi B wrote her song WAP about this station

 

[Kate]

Only two more to go

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Heading UNDER the river on the OVERGROUND (omg ikr)

Group 2 Song 16

Wapping

Stun

 

[ButterTart]

Just the centre of 19th century international trade. Nowhere important.

I'm just off the phone with Funky since he's the only one who'd have been around back then, and he's never heard of it.

 

[Iguana]

Shaggedwell more like

 

[Penelope]

And just one stop up…

Group 2 Song 17

Shadwell

Now that's definitely an ancient picture because that Post Office had been gone for years when I moved there in 2016

 

[ButterTart]

Heading UNDER the river on the OVERGROUND (omg ikr)

Group 2 Song 16

Wapping

Okay that's a bit fit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now that's definitely an ancient picture because that Post Office had been gone for years when I moved there in 2016

Please explain Post Office.

 

[D5K]

Really hope we end at Mornington Crescent.

 

[RS]

Changing at Canning Town for the Jubbly Line.

Group 2 Song 15

Canada Water

Does passing through a station count? In that case this one and most probably Sloane Square.

 

[Lucille]

Shadwell very much still LOOKS LIKE THAT!

 

[RS]

And just one stop up…

Group 2 Song 17

Shadwell

Grim

 

[Kate]

Back on the DLR yay YOU CAN'T ALL DRIVE IT AT ONCE, STOP FIGHTING AND TAKE TURNS.

Group 2 Song 18

East India

 

[Lucille]

Omg I hope we finish on Mudchute.

 

[Penelope]

BOOO at nobody choosing Rotherhithe. We nearly had a cute little run of four stations that are actually all in a row IRL there

 

[ButterTart]

And just one stop up…

Group 2 Song 17

Shadwell

Not saying London's pollution is ruinous to your health, but those women are only sixteen.

 

[Penelope]

Grim

It's just off Cable Street, which has some absolutely GORGE Georgian houses though

 

[Kate]

I regret to inform you that no-one chose Mudchute or Mornington Crescent

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Back on the DLR yay YOU CAN'T ALL DRIVE IT AT ONCE, STOP FIGHTING AND TAKE TURNS.

Group 2 Song 18

East India

For @ButterTart this was the capital of India.

 

[Penelope]

!!!!! at NOBODY CHOOSING MUDCHUTE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's just off Cable Street, which has some absolutely GORGE Georgian houses though

As in the Battle of...?

 

[RS]

It's just off Cable Street, which has some absolutely GORGE Georgian houses though

Ok it’s obviously no Aspudden or even Sloane Square but I’ll take it.

 

[dmlaw]

Heading UNDER the river on the OVERGROUND (omg ikr)

Group 2 Song 16

Wapping

I assume that thing on the top is at least six flats now.

 

[ButterTart]

Back on the DLR yay YOU CAN'T ALL DRIVE IT AT ONCE, STOP FIGHTING AND TAKE TURNS.

Group 2 Song 18

East India

The London transport network really is just a massive tribute to colonialism.

 

[Kate]

FINAL STOP! We end up in the horror of ZONE 4. THIS TRAIN TERMINATES HERE. ALL CHANGE PLEASE.

Group 2 Song 19

Barking

 

[Lucille]

Ok it’s obviously no Aspudden or even Sloane Square but I’ll take it.

REAL ROUGH TRADE

 

[Penelope]

As in the Battle of...?

Yes! Although it's a very long street and the battle was mostly down at the western end that's just by Tower Hill Station.

 

[Penelope]

I assume that thing on the top is at least six flats now.

Astonishingly NOT!

 

[RS]

REAL ROUGH TRADE

Oh fuck

 

[Lucille]

FINAL STOP! We end up in the horror of ZONE 4. THIS TRAIN TERMINATES HERE. ALL CHANGE PLEASE.

Group 2 Song 19

Barking

The Tischguana shade!

 

[Kate]

THREE people wanted Barking, including AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS, the one that ended up with Catford.

 

[Iguana]

You lot are BARKING

 

[ButterTart]

This was quite the journey, thanks @Kate

Also, I thought this train terminated at Penrith, can I speak to the station manager please?

 

[Penelope]

Astonishingly NOT!

But then it is in Wapping and basically any development like that THERE would die by NIMBY. It's next door to a wharf conversion where Cher and Madonna have lived/Graham Norton still lives

 

[RS]

Good God I’ve been so distracted by all this hot train chat I didn’t notice what shitty place I got in the running order.

 

[ButterTart]

You lot are BARKING

Huge fan of your work.

 

[Tisch]

The Tischguana shade!

I moved from the nice bit of Zone 6 to the nice bit of Zone 4, I merely have to travel THROUGH these places.

 

[Iguana]

The Tischguana shade!

Yes I picked up on that too! The horror of zone 4 INDEED

 

[Kate]

PHEW. I finally get to experience the thrill of having 221 ALERTS.

 

[Lucille]

But then it is in Wapping and basically any development like that THERE would die by NIMBY. It's next door to a wharf conversion where Cher and Madonna have lived/Graham Norton still lives

Wapping Queens are 100% VILE!