ASFM: Anti-Valentine Viewing Party 1 - 8pm tonight

[Raining on Me]

Oh are we meant to know this?

It's like a carbon copy of something out of Eurovision 2003-05. No bad thing

 

[Iguana]

Why is she singing the chorus line like that?

 

[Lucille]

The Marlboro Red vocals

 

[RS]

Why do all middle aged Yugoslavian women sound like they’ve smoked all their lives?

 

[Berly]

She’s quite... manic

 

[Kate]

I believe she is CROATIAN or something

 

[Phoenix]

Why is she singing the chorus line like that?

Why is she signing at all

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking hell, the girls are packed into that thing.

Jesus, this is one of those times I wish I didn't have the instinctive urge to look at tits.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm getting Joey Jay at 70 vibes

 

[COB]

The Marlboro Red vocals

Choir of a thousand Rothmans

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It loses points by being Eurovision. What a fucking cop out.

 

[jivafox]

The audience!

 

[Kate]

11. Rathaus Neukölln

Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around

 

[Iguana]

Do the crocodile!

 

[Lucille]

What’s the sample this is HANGING FOR ITS LIFE on?

 

[ButterTart]

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig

 

[Tisch]

The (quite small) puffs of smoke

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like someone and I think it's Samantha Morton.

 

[RS]

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig

Oink oink

 

[COB]

This lady is probably what Lena Dunham sees in the mirror.

 

[Dance Witch Abortion]

I love Biig Piig! Shocked at how many of these songs I know.

 

[Nancy]

Oooh, it's like a laundry powder commercial

 

[Phoenix]

I’m not hating this

 

[Tisch]

11. Rathaus Neukölln

Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around

I thought this was a reprise form the one and only BIP LING

 

[Kate]

Quite a sultry gem this one. Reminds me of Nasty Girl by Notorious BIG, but less revoltingly offensive and sexist of course.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like the visuals, but the track is MEEK.

 

[Kate]

Notorious Biig Piig

 

[COB]

I thought this was a reprise form the one and only BIP LING

It's what we deserve but WON'T get

 

[Lucille]

I thought this was a reprise form the one and only BIP LING

Name a more iconic contestant... I’LL WAIT.

 

[ButterTart]

This lady is probably what Lena Dunham sees in the mirror.

Did this girl molest her own sister as well?

 

[RS]

This is so lush and such a plaisant change of tone after the last couple of songs.

 

[Iguana]

@Tisch suspiciously humming along to this

 

[Tisch]

Name a more iconic contestant... I’LL WAIT.

FANGORIA

 

[Nancy]

I actually really like this one!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Name a more iconic contestant... I’LL WAIT.

Easy. Caramella Girls.

 

[Berly]

I think this pig one will be an ear worm that reveals itself on repeat plays

 

[dmlaw]

I was hoping for a surprise Aswad cover version.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Name a more iconic contestant... I’LL WAIT.

Lio

 

[Tisch]

@Tisch suspiciously humming along to this

Yeah the one note tune is really hard to pick up

 

[Kate]

12. Náměstí Míru

Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge