ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - RESULTS TONIGHT @19:30 BST

[Haiku Rewrites]

Time for a half-way point quick break!

Back in 10 minutes

 

[jyxz]

Who put 20p in Jizz this evening? If I wanted you I would CALL FOR YOU! Sit down, shut up and DON’T come for me again.

 

[Rita]

Are those real boobs?

@Rachey

 

[Lucille]

How am I above COB?!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

@Iguana s were always my favourite lizard type things

Holy shit so were @Suomi s, I always said it

Listening parties really are full of lying, hateful snakes. I really should know, I'm often there

 

[Lucille]

Time for a half-way point quick break!

Back in 10 minutes

Is she resetting the wi-fi? KILL IT!

 

[jyxz]

I’m flopping harder than RS after a night on K

I do like a good flip flop fuck

 

[RS]

I see those who are below me in the scoreboard are very likely to get more points soon, so I’m really heading for a last place again.

It’s okay considering that I’ve sent an ”uncommercial” song. It wasn’t meant to top the charts.

 

[Rita]

I do like a good flip flop fuck

 

[Lucille]

I do like a good flip flop fuck

ASFM is a good metaphor for my life, as in I’ll never TOP and quite frankly I PREFER IT THAT WAY.

 

[RS]

I do like a good flip flop fuck

Hello

 

[Rita]

I see those who are below me in the scoreboard are very likely to get more points soon, so I’m really heading for a last place again.

It’s okay considering that I’ve sent an ”uncommercial” song. It wasn’t meant to top the charts.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve just put the FIST on and honestly my hole is flapping like a HUMMINGBIRD’S WINGS.

 

[Rita]

Time for a half-way point quick break!

Back in 10 minutes

Oh I missed this. Now I’ll need to run for a smoke break.

 

[ButterTart]

I see those who are below me in the scoreboard are very likely to get more points soon, so I’m really heading for a last place again.

It’s okay considering that I’ve sent an ”uncommercial” song. It wasn’t meant to top the charts.

I honestly can't understand how yours is so low, unless it's because it clocked in at over 2:31 and there weren't enough diffident white women on screen.

 

[RS]

I’ve just put the FIST on and honestly my hole is flapping like a HUMMINGBIRD’S WINGS.

In a year from now it’ll be the only one you’ll remember and like.

 

[dmlaw]

The STATE of that top ten.

 

[Rita]

I’ve just put the FIST in and honestly my hole is flapping like a HUMMINGBIRD’S WINGS.

 

[RS]

I honestly can't understand how yours is so low, unless it's because it clocked in at over 2:31 and there weren't enough diffident white women on screen.

I know right! Or it wasn’t 80’s enough or annoyingly Japanese.

 

[ButterTart]

The STATE of that top ten.

Moopy's taste is getting ever more beige. It's a bit worrying for those of us who like interesting stuff.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

and we're back!

I'll now reveal the votes of those from the Second half of the show

 

[RS]

I think @Haiku is stuck listening to The Fist too.

 

[RS]

Oh about time

 

[Rita]

Now THIS IS HOW YOU VOTE

 

[Iguana]

and we're back!

I'll now reveal the votes of those from the Second half of the show

Where the dream of @Iguana to win ASFM one day is unceremoniously SHATTERED

 

[Nancy]

Now THIS IS HOW YOU VOTE

20 Nancy

 

[Lucille]

In a year from now it’ll be the only one you’ll remember and like.

QUITE.

 

[Iguana]

STOP THE COUNT!

 

[Lucille]

STOP THE CUNT!

WHICH ONE THOUGH

 

[jyxz]

STOP THE CUNT!

 

[Tisch]

20 Nancy

STOP THE COUNT!

 

[jyxz]

Dammit @Lucille

 

[RJN]

I’m working all day but I’m assuming I’m in first so thanks for all the votes everyone

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

20/38
Now Voting: Rita​

20: Blair fondled by Bush - Chorale feat. Lepistö - Suomidancee
15: Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
12: Insane Gays Handling Rejection: The Veronicas - Lolita
10 Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
8: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
7: Tessa Hartmann being annoying: Roll Dann - The Fist
6: Fucking Liar Camille: Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City - Baggage
5: Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
4: Town & Bryn Christopher - Never Love You Again
3: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
2: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
1: BOBS: Meg Myers - Desire

 

[Nancy]

SHIT THE BED

 

[Nancy]

@Rita I LOVE YOU

 

[Rita]

SHIT THE BED

Did I vote for you?

 

[ButterTart]

20/38
Now Voting: Rita​

20: Blair fondled by Bush - Chorale feat. Lepistö - Suomidancee
15: Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
12: Insane Gays Handling Rejection: The Veronicas - Lolita
10 Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
8: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
7: Tessa Hartmann being annoying: Roll Dann - The Fist
6: Fucking Liar Camille: Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City - Baggage
5: Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
4: Town & Bryn Christopher - Never Love You Again
3: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
2: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
1: BOBS: Meg Myers - Desire

RITA! Saddle up and prepare to go into battle

 

[Rita]

Oh yes 5 POINTS!

 

[Nancy]

Did I vote for you?

5 POINTS!