ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - RESULTS TONIGHT @19:30 BST

[Soldi]

Give it your best shot. Let’s see

I’ll get them out if the UK win Eurovision next week!

 

[OutSynk]

The rest of you assholes I hope you all lose, especially @OutSynk with his shitty song.

Oh it’s TERRIBLE.

Final Scoreboard

5 OutSynk














24 RaspberrySwirl






30 Rita

ANYWAY thanks everyone who voted for my entry, especially @Nancy and @straightorbroken for the 20s. Glad you liked the song so much. Initially I submitted more of a banger for this but then decided to go for the novelty of a very recent discovery. I haven't been 5th before so I guess that's something.

Congrats @Iguana. I knew either this or Puppet (or, you know, my song) was probably going to win.

Thank you @Haiku for running this.

Are you opening Worldvision tomorrow pls @ButterTart

 

[RS]

God bless your beautiful soul @dmlaw for that high score and thank you @BoysForSeles for your ever so sophiaticated taste.

#24 is nothing but a truimph for a song like The Fist. It could never have competed against big pop songs, but once again I have been saved by the straight voting block (now including Rita) and I thank you for that. The gays (excl Lucille and BfS) can fuck off and eat shit.

Thank you @Haiku for putting up with us and congratulations @Iguana you finally did well!

 

[Nancy]

29/38
Now Voting: rhythmbandit​

20: fucking liar camille - Baggage
15: candle...in the eye - Puppet
12: madame x tour - Never Love You Again
10: ditto drag reveal - Svenska 2
8: Blair fondled by bush - Suomidancee
7: trajectory of an entry - Secret Rendezvous
6: moopy picking asfm entries - Mono Pago
5: cats are evil - ADAMAS
4: fun place to sit - Only For Tonight
3: keri hilson upskirt - In Spain We Call It Soledad
2: insane gays handling rejection - Lolita
1: chop chop chop -Friends in the Bubble Bath

Would you ADAM AND EVE it! Thank you @rhythmbandit! I can always rely on you.

 

[Nancy]

33/38
Now Voting: Diddy​

20 funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
15 Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
12 ZenGiraffe being naughty: Ana Bacalhau - Que Me Interessa A Mim
10 Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
8 It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
7 Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
6 Sassy cheerleader bitch: Devin Townsend Project - Bend it like Bender
5 Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
4 VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
3 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
2 Nene Walking Away: Lee Jung Hyun - 와 (Wa)
1 Losing my SHIT: Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco

YAY @Diddy! And you’ll be pleased to know I’m watching your money video RIGHT NOW!

 

[Nancy]

36/38
Now Voting: Tisch​

20	Sassy cheerleader bitch: Devin Townsend Project - Bend it like Bender
15	Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
12	Rabid Jessie J Stans: Lion Babe - Frida Kahlo
10	Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
08	Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidan
07	It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
06	Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
05	I refuse to diminish: QUEEN BEE - 夜天(STARRY NIGHT)
04	Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
03	Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
02	Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
01	Nene Walking Away: Lee Jung Hyun - 와 (Wa)

I’ll take what I can get! Thank you @Tisch, you GORGEOUS HUMAN BEING

 

[Nancy]

Well, at least I got POINTS

That’s a VICTORY OF SORTS

 

[Nancy]

Well done @Haiku … a STERLING EFFORT!

Congratulations to @Iguana and @Rita

Will the STARS ALIGN for me next time? I live in eternal hope.

 

[big ron]

Can’t believe I just took a hundred photos of my tits for a bunch of gays. @ButterTart @Indie @dmlaw @big ron better appreciate

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[Indie]

More 20s than everyone but the winner

 

[OutSynk]

Full Detailed voting for this edition (with ties broken):

Wait so I got 4th place actually? But I have that one already.

 

[Superstylin']

Congrats @Iguana .. about time you took it home!

Bravo @Haiku for the hosting duties! This one was one of my favourite ASFM's,so many good songs! I was pissing myself reading my way through as i really thought @Rita was right and it was flopping big time .. alas i got three top scores (Thank you @Alex @BoysForSeles @dmlaw ) and 14th aint too bad!

 

[OutSynk]

VELÜR thankfully still alive and have released their 2nd single.

 

[Rita]

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh bless, I'm so guilty of this, but some of us really do think our ASFM artists are a hot topic of moopy - the zero replies to my Adelina Ismajli playlist and zero replies to my Andreea Balan playlist have showed me that the demand is high so I'll continue thanks to the deafening feedback (seriously, I have yet to hear it!)