ASFM: Back To Basics - POSTER REVEAL

[dmlaw]

In just twenty minutes, you will learn who sent all of your favourite ASFM: Back To Basics songs. You'll also learn who sent the ones you didn't like, so that's something to think on as well.

Spoiler: All the songs, with their posters

Aladdinsaneland (Eliza Shaddad - Now You're Alone: Iguana)
Anarchy (Cobrah - Good Puss: Superstylin')
Blossom (Yana Perrault - Games You Play: Berly)
Bogota (Bomba Estereo - Amar Asi: ZZ)
Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley)
Brazil (Laelia - Flatline: Raining On Me)
Cair Paravel (First Aid Kit - Come Give Me Love: Barnacle)
City of Moscow (Polina Gagarina - Спектакль окончен: straightorbroken)
Flag of the Knights Templar (Le Sport - Tell No One About Tonight: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
Free State of Fiume (Alba August - Killing Time: Alex)
Glückstadt City (DEAD BLONDE - Мальчик на девятке: jyxz)
Haemorrhoids (Amadou & Mariam - Sabali: Penelope)
Hawaii (Hard Feelings - Dangerous: funky)
Helen Worth Not Topless (Matt Zarley - Trust Me: SystemAddict)
I Need A Tug (Amyl and the Sniffers - Hertz: BoysForSeles)
It's Just Basic Grammar (R3hab & Quintino - Freak: Rita)
Japan (MAX - Get My Love!: COB)
Jesus Flag (Antilles - You And Me: Suomi)
Le Havre (Charli XCX, Christine, Caroline Polachek - New Shapes: Suedey)
Leather Pride (Chromatics - Famous Monsters: win_the_game)
Lebanon (Myriam Fares - Nadini: Soldi)
Lesbania SSR (t.A.T.u. - White Robe: Diddy)
Lesbian flag (Andriana Babali - Den 'in arga: Queen of the Bay)
Nick Jonas (Lova - Dance For The Hell Of It: Ill Advised)
North Caucasian Emirate (Adelen - Obsessed: Kratz)
Oz (Dorothy - What's Coming To Me: dmlaw)
Päijät-Häme (Korpiklaani - Vodka: Indie)
Republic of Pontus (La Femma - Va: RaspberrySwirl)
Send Nudes (Karen Harding x Shift K£Y - Morning: Music)
Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags (Skillet - Feel Invincible: rhythmbandit)
Sicily (This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren: Ag)
SLAMsterdam (Sophie Straat ft. Goldband - Tweede Kamer: Tisch)
St. Petersburg (Shortparis - Страшно: Lucille)
Sweden (Caramell - Vad Heter Du?: ZenGiraffe)
Syldavia (Kite - Teenage Bliss: ButterTart)
Tanganyika Territory (Anz ft. George Riley - You Could Be: Kate)
The most basic flag I could find (Elsa Esnoult - Androgyne: OutSynk)
The Ocean (Mike Batt featuring Deniece Williams - Dancing Towards Disaster: Pingu)
The United States of JANFT (Malena Gracia - Loca: Alla)
Twin Peaks (Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance: jivafox)
United States of America (Gabry Ponte x LUM!X x Prezioso - Thunder: RJN)
Ust-Yansky District, Russia (King Princess - Talia: dUb)

 

[AlgoAlex]

I’ll finally learn who sent the song I ALMOST sent this time

 

[OutSynk]

You'll also learn who sent the ones you didn't like

Bring it on.

 

[ButterTart]

ONE MINUTE

 

[RJN]

ONE MINUTE

you jinxed it

 

[dmlaw]

Well, that's the start of the poster reveal, which means that we now have our final result LOCKED IN.

Anyone who hasn't voted yet will just have to try and get away from the scorpions on their own.

 

[RJN]

Well, that's the start of the poster reveal, which means that we now have our final result LOCKED IN.

Anyone who hasn't voted yet will just have to try and get away from the scorpions on their own.

how

of you

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 1 - The Ocean

Mike Batt featuring Deniece Williams - Dancing Towards Disaster

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@Pingu

 

[Lucille]

evil

 

[Kratz]

Loved this one. A great opener.

 

[OutSynk]

Oh.​

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a slow start

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 2 - Glückstadt City

DEAD BLONDE - Мальчик на девятке

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@jyxz

 

[Beverley]

song 1 was...fine.

 

[RJN]

not only did I give @jyxz his first moopy fingering, I did it wrong

 

[ButterTart]

not only did I give @jyxz his first moopy fingering, I did it wrong

You're always clumsy on the first go, you'll get the hang of it.

 

[OutSynk]

Spotify's Song Radio is so generous isn't it @jyxz

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 3 - Ust-Yansky District, Russia

King Princess - Talia

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@dUb

 

[RJN]

This could be a high placing for @dUb

 

[ButterTart]

Was...

@dUb

I had him down for Skillet, so that's my predictions buggered already.

 

[Raining on Me]

My vast prediction list going well then

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 4 - SLAMsterdam

Sophie Straat ft. Goldband - Tweede Kamer

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@Tisch

 

[OutSynk]

Was...

@dUb

@dUb shocked it was @dUb

 

[ButterTart]

Was...

@Tisch

Okay, I can definitely see that.

 

[win_the_game]

I have no recollection of that song.

 

[Tisch]

Okay, I can definitely see that.

Found very randomly looking for songs for your little National Finals competition. It wasnt on my list of 294 potential entries but I also couldn't ignore it.

 

[ButterTart]

Found very randomly looking for songs for your little National Finals competition. It wasnt on my list of 294 potential entries but I also couldn't ignore it.

What year was it from?

 

[Tisch]

What year was it from?

2021 I think! It's not Eurovision related at all.

 

[OutSynk]

I have no recollection of that song.

We'll be seeing posts like this a lot tonight.

 

[Tisch]

I have no recollection of that song.

Wow Bethenny, wow.

 

[jyxz]

Spotify's Song Radio is so generous isn't it @jyxz

I think I resemble this remark

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 5 - North Caucasian Emirate

Adelen - Obsessed

 

[ButterTart]

We'll be seeing posts like this a lot tonight.

If anyone says it about mine I'm sending the boys round to give them what for.

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@Kratz

 

[ButterTart]

@Kratz has built up quite the back catalogue in his short time as an ASFM contestant.