ASFM: Back to Basics - REALLY CLOSED NOW

[Music]

I didn't do All Stars cos I didn't like the idea of submitting previously submitted songs. I like the discovery of ASFM. So I'll definitely be involved in this one.

I just couldn’t be arsed

 

[Rita]

Maybe I was being a tad HASTY…

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I sent a submission this morning and have yet to hear back.

I can only assume that is because @dmlaw passed away in a state of euphoria after hearing my song.

 

[dmlaw]

I’ve not responded to anything that was sent last night and today yet. I’m gonna take a look now and will reply to them all.

 

[Soldi]

I have a clear front runner but may give it a week to BED IN or see if something else comes along.

 

[Tisch]

I have a big ole playlist of potential entries and I still went for something I found randomly there and then. Having a listen to the playlist today and I may have some regrets.

 

[funky]

I sent a submission this morning and have yet to hear back.

I can only assume that is because @dmlaw passed away in a state of euphoria after hearing my song.

This is always me

Why haven’t you acknowledged my submission, how dare you have a life, etc

 

[Iguana]

This is always me

Why haven’t you acknowledged my submission, how dare you have a life, etc

During Iguanavision I complimented your song in a private message and you proceeded to tell everyone and then everyone hated me for not doing the same to them

 

[BoysForSeles]

I have entered a juggernaut of a song that will be cruelly snubbed.

 

[ButterTart]

During Iguanavision I complimented your song in a private message and you proceeded to tell everyone and then everyone hated me for not doing the same to them

During Tischvision, whoever the host was said 'OMG I LOVE IT' when I sent him my song, and went on to pay me DUST in the voting.

 

[Tisch]

During Tischvision, whoever the host was said 'OMG I LOVE IT' when I sent him my song, and went on to pay me DUST in the voting.

I think I gave it something! I also did truly love it.

 

[ButterTart]

I think I gave it something! I also did truly love it.

You didn't. I remember it well because my therapist Dr Sue O'Mi has been charging me £500 per consultation twice a week since March so that I can talk through my feelings about it.

 

[funky]

During Iguanavision I complimented your song in a private message and you proceeded to tell everyone and then everyone hated me for not doing the same to them

Well that’s just silly of anyone to expect you to give them the same special treatment as me. They deserve your pity, not your frustration.

 

[Diddy]

During Tischvision, whoever the host was said 'OMG I LOVE IT' when I sent him my song, and went on to pay me DUST in the voting.

True to FORM!

 

[straightorbroken]

I can't remember the name of the song I expected BT's 20 from, but it was Albanian and I've let them know of the hate crime.

 

[Tisch]

I can't remember the name of the song I expected BT's 20 from, but it was Albanian and I've let them know of the hate crime.

The one with the catwalks? BANGER!

 

[ButterTart]

@dmlaw how many basics have sent songs now?

 

[dmlaw]

22 entries received so far.

 

[ButterTart]

22 entries received so far.

Like @Lucille within ten minutes of going to a Turkish baths.

 

[straightorbroken]

The one with the catwalks? BANGER!

What a woman. If only her brief YouTube talk show set in a live cocktail bar had subtitles.

 

[Iguana]

You'll all be pleased to hear that I have ENTERED.

 

[Soldi]

ENTERED!

 

[Iguana]

ENTERED!

Do you have a winner?

 

[Soldi]

Do you have a winner?

I do!

 

[ButterTart]

Do you have a winner?

I’ve sent Destiny’s Child just to really blow your mind.

 

[Iguana]

I’ve sent Destiny’s Child just to really blow your mind.

I've been so tempted to submit my favourite MUNA song Stayaway. I STILL MIGHT

 

[ButterTart]

I've been so tempted to submit my favourite MUNA song Stayaway. I STILL MIGHT

Who is Muna?

 

[Iguana]

Who is Muna?

Kiki Dee's step-daughter

 

[ButterTart]

Kiki Dee's step-daughter

FIT

 

[Beverley]

i have not honed in on a song yet

 

[straightorbroken]

i have not honed in on a song yet

Oh which ones are you thinking of Bev?

 

[Beverley]

Oh which ones are you thinking of Bev?

i've been thinking of some new styles for ASFM. You know, ambient, synthwave, K-pop.

 

[straightorbroken]

Boom Boom, eh? N-Tyce may finally have came to party after all.

 

[Lucille]

Who is Muna?

 

[Rita]

I think I still listen to a Muna song from this. Wait! Let me check.

 

[Suomi]

I have not sent my entry yet but I know what it is and I can assure everybody that

 

[Penelope]

I have entered and I am going to WIN

 

[ButterTart]

Lol all these foolish fools going around acting like they're going to win. They've clearly forgotten about ol' Butters.

 

[COB]

I'm winning this time, sorry - I've already consulted the tarot!

 

[Diddy]

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I always thought that was a nose at the front, but it’s actually an ANUS!