ASFM: Back To Basics - THE RESULTS

[Tisch]

20 Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley)

CONGRATULATIONS, @Beverley

YAAAAY!!

Nice one @Beverley! I hope your host city is getting nice a PREPPED for the next one.

Thank you @dmlaw this was a really strong ASFM.

I'm content with my placing, but please no-one contact my publicist for any comments at this time.

 

[Raining on Me]

Well done our @Beverley that one screamed mass gay slaughter winner from the off

 

[Marina Salty]

Congratulations @Beverley, breathtaking suspense @dmlaw

 

[COB]

Let's be honest, I deserved a higher placing and there was a LOT of old crap above me, but at the end of the day I managed to beat @ZenGiraffe and really that's almost better than coming first

 

[ButterTart]

Not that he deserves it for attacking me in broad daylight, but @Kratz is technically still top 10 on account of Suomi & Lucille being joint 9th.

 

[dmlaw]

Bev voted right at the last minute. If he hadn't done so, the points redistribution would have made it a tie between @Kate and @OutSynk. I suspect that the Estonian delegation would have been unhappy about the traditional ASFM tiebreaker of 'nicest boobs'.

 

[straightorbroken]

No fucking way: I did not expect top 5 after that roll out of votes - I mean I expected it until 2:03pm, but that's not the point(s).

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Congratulations @Beverley!

 

[Kratz]

Thanks @dmlaw - super enjoyable and the voting was tense!

‘Obsessed’ entering the annals of amazing songs that stalled at #11 (cc Precious)

 

[Beverley]

And can I also take the chance to announce my retirement from ASFM with IMMEDIATE EFFECT. I have no need to play anymore.

 

[ButterTart]

Also @Lucille only NINTH? You people need serious help, you're not well.

 

[RJN]

Congrats @Beverley! I’m glad you won even if I don’t like the song that much

 

[Kratz]

Not that he deserves it for attacking me in broad daylight, but @Kratz is technically still top 10 on account of Suomi & Lucille being joint 9th.

This is why I love you.

 

[Marina Salty]

Thank you to all my beautiful sexy voters @Lucille @win_the_game @Barnacle @Ill Advised @Penelope @Diddy @RaspberrySwirl @funky @Tisch @Suomi @Raining On Me @Berly @Beverley @Alla

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Let's be honest, I deserved a higher placing and there was a LOT of old crap above me, but at the end of the day I managed to beat @ZenGiraffe and really that's almost better than coming first

I managed to get 120 points for a slowed down Caramella Girls track, a moral victory.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Obviously my song is one of the most beautiful songs of all time, but it was the contest that was wrong.

Happy to be top 20 after facing the horror of last place. It outplaced it's original chart placing by a lot. And I'm happy some dumb basic bitches got to hear it.

 

[RJN]

12th?

It’s not right but it’s ok (thunderpuss remix)

 

[straightorbroken]

Well done taste queen Bev and DM for their hosteressing.

 

[Lucille]

Also @Lucille only NINTH? You people need serious help, you're not well.

 

[COB]

I managed to get 120 points for a slowed down Caramella Girls track, a moral victory.

 

[dmlaw]

And can I also take the chance to announce my retirement from ASFM with IMMEDIATE EFFECT. I have no need to play anymore.

I suspected that you might do that after the All Stars round and actively considered changing my own votes to stop it.

 

[ButterTart]

Obviously my song is one of the most beautiful songs of all time, but it was the contest that was wrong.

Happy to be top 20 after facing the horror of last place. It outplaced it's original chart placing by a lot. And I'm happy some dumb basic bitches got to hear it.

12th?

It’s not right but it’s ok (thunderpuss remix)

If you vote ButterTart at the next mod election I promise to pursue custodial sentences for everyone involved in these not making the top ten.

 

[Soldi]

Lucille was ROBBED

 

[Soldi]

I would like to thank the lovely @rhythmbandit for the 20

 

[Suomi]

I’m happy for you @Beverley but I don’t think you listened to the songs

 

[Raining on Me]

And can I also take the chance to announce my retirement from ASFM with IMMEDIATE EFFECT. I have no need to play anymore.

Yes there's a faint whiff of mouldy desperation about us former winners hauling whatever carcass we can find to the show in a bid to recapture old glories. It's a wise move

 

[Raining on Me]

Just look what it's done to poor @OutSynk for example

 

[ButterTart]

Lucille was ROBBED

I feel like the comments in the viewing party set him up to fail. Monsters.

 

[Beverley]

I suspected that you might do that after the All Stars round and actively considered changing my own votes to stop it.

She loves me

 

[Soldi]

Thank you @dmlaw bbz xxx

 

[AlgoAlex]

VERY happy with sixth! Best in an age! Thanks @dmlaw !

 

[Beverley]

I’m happy for you @Beverley but I don’t think you listened to the songs

I'd like to see you proving it.

 

[Music]

So when's the next one?

 

[ButterTart]

Just look what it's done to poor @OutSynk for example

@OutSynk pictured here celebrating his 19th birthday.

 

[Generic Account]

Thanks dmlaw

 

[ButterTart]

So when's the next one?

Excellent question.

I have a song ready to submit if someone wants to start the contest.

 

[dmlaw]

Three rock songs really did screw over the chances of all of them. The straights have a rota for this exact reason.

 

[dUb]

Another flop from me

Well done Bev

 

[Beverley]

Just look what it's done to poor @OutSynk for example

She is a cautionary tale, in so many ways.

 

[Iguana]

I will pretend that I kept that 3rd place.