ASFM: Bad Idea - First Listening Party

[dmlaw]

Starts at 8pm tonight.

In a break from tradition which has astonished me in every possible way, many of the songs are extremely good and hardly bad ideas at all.

 

[dmlaw]

Playlist in the first post. Peeking at it would be a very bad idea.

 

[dmlaw]

@Alex @Berly @BoysForSeles @ButterTart @D5K @Funky @GinAg (39) @Haiku Rewrites @Hak @Iguana @Ill Advised @Indie @jivafox @jyxz @Kala @Music @OutSynk @Pingu @Raining on Me @RaspberrySwirl @rhythmbandit @Rowan Tree 🌳 @Saltwater @Soldi @straightorbroken @SystemAddict @Tisch @untilted @ZenGiraffe @ZZ

 

[dmlaw]

You may begin at your convenience. That’s now.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 1 - This is your captain speaking, welcome aboard!
Yorgos Mazonakis - Kalos sas vrika

 

[ButterTart]

I am here

 

[Soldi]

I’m also here for my first ASFM in an age

 

[dmlaw]

I am here

I assume your tea is on the stove.

 

[untilted]

I’m here!

 

[ButterTart]

I assume your tea is on the stove.

Already in my tum

I'll just need to nip off for a bit of pudding and my after-tea meal.

 

[ButterTart]

This is a very strong start, by the way.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, why not.

BONJOUR

 

[ButterTart]

I'm already dishing out points and it's still song 1.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

STEP AWAY FROM THE ASFM @SOLDI

 

[dmlaw]

Song 2 - Naughty Mr Pangolin has sex with a diseased bat
Adèle Castillon - Rêve

 

[Soldi]

STEP AWAY FROM THE ASFM @SOLDI

It has a beat!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It has a beat!

It takes more than that for me to enjoy THE FRENCH

 

[Berly]

I’m here! First time in ages, got it on the big telly

 

[ButterTart]

For an evil @Soldi song this is neither evil nor Soldi.

Another banger.

 

[Marina Salty]

Boppy semi

 

[Berly]

Love the shorts… if this was sung by a woman it’d be better (song one)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What a non-ending

 

[untilted]

Oh that shygirl track is a stone cold 10/10

 

[dmlaw]

Song 3 - Victoria Beckham's Solo Career
Shygirl ft. Cosha - Thicc

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can already tell this Shy Girl track will be getting a lot of points

 

[ButterTart]

ASFM fact of the night: 93% of all songs ever sent to ASFM have been by Shygirl.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This has made me realise it's been months since I've been in a club

 

[ButterTart]

This has made me realise it's been months since I've been in a club

I was in one on Friday up that Sweden. My legs were proper sore and I was really tired so I left early so I could go back to the hotel for a brew but still, at least I went to it in the first place.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 4 - Sending Metal Songs to ASFM
ONI ft. Howard Jones & Josh Gilbert - Aura

 

[ButterTart]

Oh HI!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hey @Indie , I just saw @Indie gurl

 

[dmlaw]

Anyone who is surprised by this song has been paying insufficient attention to the avatars.

 

[Berly]

Song 2 was somehow worse than song one despite being by a female

 

[ButterTart]

omg

 

[Berly]

Shygirl song is excellent

 

[ButterTart]

Is that HOWARD FROM KILLSWITCH ENGAGE?!

Don't worry, I'm not expecting any of you to answer that.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The singer on the holographic monitor is unable to emote from the nose up

 

[dmlaw]

Is that HOWARD FROM KILLSWITCH ENGAGE?!

Don't worry, I'm not expecting any of you to answer that.

I was expecting 80s Howard Jones and was surprised by his change of style.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 5 - Going on Moopy when Drunk
Rollo Goes Mystic - Love, Love, Love Here I Come

 

[ButterTart]