ASFM: Discovision II - entrants reveal and song CHAT LONGE (Voting Deadline THIS FRIDAY)

[Joseph]

DM Beb. Just like your song submission.

Thanks

 

[funky]

I forget we have NEWBIES!

 

[funky]

Absolutely fuck all activity since voting began.

If someone doesn't send me some scores or even post at least one comment on a song in the next 24 hours I am instructing admin to ban ASFM for good

 

[Joseph]

I sent my scores

 

[HalamaK]

Absolutely fuck all activity since voting began.

If someone doesn't send me some scores...

Sent some scores

 

[ButterTart]

Right, I'm about to play that @funky music, white boys. I'll include the ones I already listened to on account of it's been fucking ages since I heard them.

 

[ButterTart]

1. Marietta Foof

A low-key start, to be fair.

 

[ButterTart]

2, Classsssixxxxxx

Another one that's more jazzy than dancey. Chorus is nice but I need something a bit more tits out or balls deep.

 

[ButterTart]

3. Diamante

Oh yeah, this one was a banger . Is it actually a dance song? I couldn't give a shiny shite, it slaps.

 

[ButterTart]

4. Eric Prydz

I don't need to listen to this one all the way through as I already know it well. My feelings haven't changed, it's still a CORKER.

 

[ButterTart]

5. Take Me Deep

Oh THIS one . This is very much what I signed up to Discovision for.

 

[ButterTart]

6. Marina Klisalty

the last time I listened to this I was by a pool in 40+ degree heat, so I worried that might have artificially boosted its impact. Can confirm it's still the living tits even when listened to in shitty old goblin-infested Britain.

 

[ButterTart]

Oop, moving on to the ones I've not heard now.

 

[ButterTart]

7. I Go Hard, I Go Home

I AM home!
I AM hard!

What a smasher

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah, this is ace. Are @Indie or @Kate playing? If so, one of them.

 

[ButterTart]

8. Father Noël Furlong

It's nice to know Lucy Punch had a bit of a career before Motherland. This is all very Moopy - the chorus is acceptable but I'm afraid it's my first flush after a run of bangers.

 

[ButterTart]

9. Pedro

Margarita Pracatan tits out doing the Macarena

All of the points. All of the points ever.

 

[ButterTart]

10. I Don't Need a Stylist

I was ready to write this one off in the first verse but lord a'mercy it grows into itself. That dirty, dirty drumbeat.

 

[ButterTart]

11. Woh Ladki O HAI Kahan

Well, I was expecting a lot more from this. It's still early doors but it's all very River(Ganges)Dance and not the glorious wall of excess I expect from a Bollywood bop.

 

[ButterTart]

This woman's fucking voice, man. It's like being serenaded by a Tickle-Me Elmo.

Savagely disappointed by this.

 

[ButterTart]

12. The Knocks

Quite nice but feels a bit disposable. I feel like this could have been shoehorned into any theme.

 

[ButterTart]

13. Some silly bloody Welsh train station of a name

AND WE'RE BACK

That intro was quite the statement of intent.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck I love this and everything associated with it.

 

[ButterTart]

This feels like a Gabry Ponte-style obsession a-brewing. It's so fucking stupid but SO fucking good.

 

[ButterTart]

This is fucking PHENOMENAL but how the shit am I supposed to ask Alexa to play it? Did the sender even consider that?

 

[ButterTart]

14. Disco Spaceship

What in the seventies Eurovision interval?...

 

[ButterTart]

This really is not for me but I'm well aware there's a whole subsection of Moopists this will appeal to; the ones currently in jail.

 

[ButterTart]

15. Malia Cervix

Drag Race alumni have never knowingly been associated with good music, so I'm mildly surprised at this being a fun little bop. It sounds a bit like asking ChatGPT to write a Prince song but it's far from terrible.

 

[ButterTart]

16. Rose Grayling Grellis

Why does she have the bearing of all five Spice Girls at once, please?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh but this is a BOP.

 

[Tisch]

Such a loud storm here last night! Probably the loudest I remember in living memory. It was so cosy listening to it crackle away in bed. I checked on the lickle one and he was completely dead to it all which made me so happy I didn't have to become Julie Andrews and sing to him to make him not scared.

It's glorious sunshine this morning like it never happened. He's off to a FOOTBALL party just in time for it to get stormy again APPARENTLY.

 

[ButterTart]

Why are all the fun batshit British pop numbers called 'Angel of' something?

 

[Tisch]

Oops

 

[ButterTart]

Such a loud storm here last night! Probably the loudest I remember in living memory. It was so cosy listening to it crackle away in bed. I checked on the lickle one and he was completely dead to it all which made me so happy I didn't have to become Julie Andrews and sing to him to make him not scared.

It's glorious sunshine this morning like it never happened. He's off to a FOOTBALL party just in time for it to get stormy again APPARENTLY.

Which song is this from?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Tisch]

Sorry @ButterTart annexing this listening party and commandeering it into the DAILY THREAD now. You may need to find somewhere else for your listening party. May I suggest Dark Mopsy?

 

[Tisch]

Which song is this from?

Rustie Lee Revue - Pissflaps (Disco Version) [Spanish Version]

 

[ButterTart]

17. Benassi Bros

Oh yes, very much so
It puts me in mind of R BENNY's evergreen classic 'Love is Gonna Save Us', so it's a yes from me.

 

[ButterTart]

Rustie Lee Revue - Pissflaps (Disco Version) [Spanish Version]

Oh that was ace. Especially loved the b-side Rat In Mi Pissflaps.

 

[ButterTart]

18. Alech

No, sorry. Thanks though.