ASFM: dmlawdifestivalen: Forgotten Hits - Poster Reveal 06/05/2021 8pm

[Marilyn]

Anyway obviously my song went down like a shit sandwich but I chose a complete bop that I absolutely love and I stand by my choice

Also two of my top four potential choices were The Special Two and Don't Say You Love Me so clearly I was destined to flop

 

[Generic Account]

So I made this my ASFM debut because it's a great theme but also because I fucking LOVE BIRDS

And Alex is the best bird of all, he was a research parrot who was part of a learning experiment for 30 years

Alex (parrot) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

He was super smart and is sometimes stated to be the only non-human animal to ever ask an existential question

The research is a bit controversial and some say his intelligence was just operant conditioning but it doesn't matter because he was a very clever, very cute boy

The night before he died his last words to his owner were "You be good, I love you, see you tomorrow"

This book by the researcher who worked with him is really great https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3018307-alex-me

I LOVE YOU ALEX

<3

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 27 - Rufous-bellied Thrush

Ich + Ich - Vom Selben Stern

 

[Lucille]

omg that two people were thinking of entering MANGY HOSKINS.

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@ZZ

 

[RS]

Zz top always delivering the goods!

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t think I’ve correctly guessed anyone so far

 

[Marilyn]

omg that two people were thinking of entering MANGY HOSKINS.

Because it's a perfect song and all of you are LESBIANPHOBIC (even though she's married to a man now)

 

[RS]

Unlike some queens

 

[funky]

The best thing in this thread is “hinged community”

well done @ZenGiraffe I think you should copyright that

you might have to wait until @Soldi has finished copyrighting “food crop” though

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 28 - Northern Lapwing

Dubstar - Stars

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@Alex

 

[Lucille]

Because it's a perfect song and all of you are LESBAINPHOBIC (even though she's married to a man now)

To be fair you have to strip them to next to nothing before YOU CAN EVEN TELL.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Nice one @Alex

 

[Marilyn]

Fun fact: Missy Higgins' father is a doctor in Melbourne, and caused a controversy last year when he returned from the US early in the pandemic with covid symptoms, saw patients anyway and then tested positive

 

[RS]

Fun fact: Missy Higgins' father is a doctor in Melbourne, and caused a controversy last year when he returned from the US early in the pandemic with covid symptoms, saw patients anyway and then tested positive

No wonder his daughter is a cunt.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 29 - Sweet Dee

Wes - Alane

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@ButterTart

 

[Kate]

I knew NIN was Indie! You fools saying it was BT.

 

[Alla]

OMG ButterTart

 

[Rita]

That is a SHOCKER

 

[RS]

Alane is a very BT song.

 

[Rita]

Alane is a very BT song.

Are you HIGH?

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 30 - Our United Kingdom

Royal British Legion - 2 Minutes Silence

 

[dmlaw]

Was...

@Liz Truss

 

[Marilyn]

Alane was very good and I was thrilled that I spotted the dancer from Macarena in the video even if no one else was

 

[jyxz]

Ffs @ButterTart

You didn’t choose the tits out trance slag trouser enthusiasts remix package?!

 

[Liz Truss]

 

[ButterTart]

Are you HIGH?

Big chorus, nonsensical lyrics, tits out banger... it’s an absolute CORKER.

 

[Rita]

KILL HER

 

[Marilyn]

Was...

@Liz Truss

 

[Alla]

Was...

@Liz Truss

Who is this?

 

[RS]

Are you HIGH?

It’s a 90’s dance song

 

[Rita]

Big chorus, nonsensical lyrics, tits out banger... it’s an absolute CORKER.

I don’t know it?

 

[jyxz]

Are you in Runcorn @Liz Truss ?

 

[Kate]

Who is this?

It’s ZEN

I assume it was allowed because it will definitely come last.

 

[dmlaw]

Who is this?

She a noted Conservative cabinet minister and idiot. She enjoys pork markets.

 

[BoysForSeles]

That's BFS for sure!

This is not the Naranjo song I’d have gone for.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Who is this?

A horrible, horrible human being.

 

[Lucille]

Are you in Runcorn @Liz Truss ?

What gave it away, the famous RUNCORN OPERA HOUSE?