ASFM Heat 3 - LIVE from Keri Hilson: VOTING CLOSES 5pm THUR 11/11

[Soldi]

To whoever sent this, I do have better French songs I can give you for future ASFMs xx

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT'S IN THE AMAZON PACKAGE COME ON

Two bottles of Dettol and a second hand Maeve Binchy.

 

[Soldi]

@Soldi needs to be stopped

YOU need to be stopped you TALL CUNT

 

[COB]

To whoever sent this, I do have better French songs I can give you for future ASFMs xx

You always say this!

 

[Soldi]

You always say this!

No one ever asks the next time though

 

[OutSynk]

Is the intro on Spotify? Because if not…

 

[Raining on Me]

There's a lovely melody in here somewhere, I feel I need MORE though

 

[ButterTart]

YOU need to be stopped you TALL CUNT

This just made me laugh so much the dog looked up.

No but seriously people say shit like this to me all the time and people don't understand how harmful it is.

 

[Kate]

He's not happy with his skankbot

 

[RS]

YOU need to be stopped you TALL CUNT

Is he tall? For some reason I’ve always imagined the opposite.

 

[dmlaw]

To whoever sent this, I do have better French songs I can give you for future ASFMs xx

You’d think that you would have sent at least ONE of them yourself.

 

[ButterTart]

Is the intro on Spotify? Because if not…

The Spotify version is of a humane length.

 

[Lucille]

I demand a lovely 6 minute instrumental.

 

[Soldi]

Is he tall? For some reason I’ve always imagined the opposite.

He’s a GIRAFFE love!

HONESTLY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The Spotify version is of a humane length.

0 minutes and 0 seconds?

 

[Kate]

GET HIM SKANKBOT!

 

[COB]

Did such a relatively standard French bopper really require this elaborate presentation?

 

[ButterTart]

GET HIM SKANKBOT!

If this were a film title I would watch it.

 

[COB]

Is he tall? For some reason I’ve always imagined the opposite.

Bit of a MIDGET GEM luv

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

She is so stupid she’s never gonna get another lovely house like that

 

[ButterTart]

7. Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start

 

[COB]

If this were a film title I would watch it.

Ex Machina is similar! Ish.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is such a painting by numbers bop, but after the previous atrocity I'll happily take it

 

[RS]

I don’t like this. Yet.

 

[ButterTart]

There's a whiff of Robyn about this one.

 

[COB]

This is fun! A bit ASFM uptempo entry by numbers, but sometimes I quite like that.

 

[Suomi]

Keep thinking about song 8 and wondering what everyone is going to say and do

 

[dmlaw]

She is so stupid she’s never gonna get another lovely house like that

What sort of person would pair up with a known psychopath just because they own desirable property?

 

[Lucille]

Bit of a MIDGET GEM luv

Is he a…

 

[Raining on Me]

Already FUMMIN at the things that are probably going to knock me out across ALL HEATS.

Yes I am an entitled ASFM former winner with several top 10s, I know my rights to whinge and be bitter

 

[ButterTart]

Can't wait for you to retract every criticism of the first 7 songs in a couple of minutes time...

 

[OutSynk]

This is good.

 

[ButterTart]

Keep thinking about song 8 and wondering what everyone is going to say and do

I'm actually quite scared

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Keep thinking about song 8 and wondering what everyone is going to say and do

Sharpening my pitchfork already

 

[Kate]

This is fine.

 

[Tisch]

Ooh this is rather rich! Like it a lot.

I thought french robot was a bit of a bop as well you MOANERS.

 

[COB]

Already FUMMIN at the things that are probably going to knock me out across ALL HEATS.

Yes I am an entitled ASFM former winner with several top 10s, I know my rights to whinge and be bitter

Maybe I could win for once perhaps!

 

[Tisch]

Keep thinking about song 8 and wondering what everyone is going to say and do

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

What sort of person would pair up with a known psychopath just because they own desirable property?

Another psychopath with good strategic planning?

 

[RS]

Now who is this cunt?