ASFM Heat 4 - LIVE from Rachey’s Fudge Emporium VOTING CLOSES THURSDAY @5pm

[Diddy]

So anywhere basically

Only if you listen to Zen

Naturally I am the voice of pragmatism

 

[RJN]

Only if you listen to Zen

Naturally I am the voice of pragmatism

But Zen still has a gun to my head about the Sugababes after yesterday

 

[Diddy]

Oh it’s only the sugababes, nothing important

What was that about?

 

[RJN]

Oh it’s only the sugababes, nothing important

What was that about?

I meant Saturdays! It’s very early

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Only if you listen to Zen

AND WHY WOULDN'T YOU!?

 

[RS]

Oh, i didn't know any of those songs

Finally someone like me.

 

[Suomi]

3 points separate 3rd and 4th

3 points already 6th and 7th

Every vote counts

 

[Suomi]

Screaming that I dialled into @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid ’s Zoom board meeting to ask for his votes

 

[Suomi]

But that’s the reality facing all of you that don’t vote.

If you submit your votes, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will troll you.

 

[Diddy]

Well I don't know about you but I VOTED

 

[RJN]

I VOTED despite kind of wanting @Suomi to invade a work zoom

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I VOTED despite kind of wanting @Suomi to invade a work zoom

Can we retract votes? Work today is boring and could do with some chaos.

 

[Lucille]

@Suomi flew to Lisbon and left a turd on my pillow despite the fact I’ve ALREADY VOTED.

 

[Lucille]

I presume that’s how it got there anyway.

 

[RJN]

It was the partially sighted American girl

 

[Lucille]

omg I’d totally forgotten about her

 

[ZenGiraffe]

omg I’d totally forgotten about her

JUST LIKE HER FRIEND

 

[Lucille]

The theme of the trip is myself FLEEING people who want to be with me, WHAT’S MY PROBLEM!!!?

 

[Soldi]

What happened to the stroppy Brazilian?

 

[RJN]

It must be a boring week for all of us to be so invested in the strangers that @Lucille has already met and forgot about on his trip

 

[Kate]

The theme of the trip is myself FLEEING people who want to be with me, WHAT’S MY PROBLEM!!!?

Just wait til you get back and I turn up at your pub and sit at the bar for a lovely long chat

 

[Lucille]

I said I was tired and wanted to go home (which was true I’d been awake since 4.30!) and he got offended after I let him toss me off on the dance floor

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I said I was tired and wanted to go home (which was true I’d been awake since 4.30!) and he got offended after I let him toss me off on the dance floor

Who knew you were such a SELFISH LOVER!?

 

[Lucille]

Too old for the twinks and too skinny for the bears it seems, WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO?!

 

[Lucille]

Who knew you were such a SELFISH LOVER!?

SHOCKING EH?!

 

[Soldi]

Too old for the twinks and too skinny for the bears it seems, WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO?!

Either eat McDonalds or start using ageing cream I guess?

 

[RJN]

Too old for the twinks and too skinny for the bears it seems, WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO?!

YOU rejected HIM

 

[Rita]

VOTED.

 

[Lucille]

Just another TWINK WITH DADDY ISSUES.

 

[RJN]

Time to dye your hair ginger to really nail the part

 

[Lucille]

Time to dye your hair ginger to really nail the part

Hmmmm, HIM not ME!

 

[RJN]

Hmmmm, HIM not ME!

It could be your new persona since you're too old and skinny apparently

 

[ButterTart]

VOTED.

 

[ButterTart]

It could be your new persona since you're too old and skinny apparently

Now, my Covid brain has had trouble keeping up with developments on Mopsy anyway, but @Lucille going to Portugal and turning into Calista Flockhart is quite the swerve, narrative-wise.

 

[Suomi]

@ButterTart can you please go on WhatsApp for a crisis meeting and I’m having my haircut soon

 

[Tisch]

Oh here we go

 

[Suomi]

Okay I’m forgoing the haircut in order to go and buy 30 cupcakes for my class to celebrate my birthday being on Sunday. And a boxed wine.

45 minutes to vote remain.

 

[OutSynk]

Cobbled something together just in time.

 

[Kate]

WINE! What a good idea.

 

[Suomi]

WINE! What a good idea.

You’re going to need it