ASFM: Heat One - Live from the BHS Cafe. VOTING CLOSES THURS 28.10 @ 5pm

[Marina Salty]

This is very serbian-like folk I like it.

 

[RJN]

Don't say that, I have a well documented hatred of Madness!

I would have guessed the opposite

 

[ButterTart]

Now this is lovely. Love a bit of a Cossack/gypsy tune.

Who's been slipping ecstasy into RaspberrySwirl's Lemsip? Living for every song tonight.

 

[Suomi]

4. Cunt on a Bouncy Castle - Number One Popstar - I Hate Running

 

[AlgoAlex]

Yes to Sally Shapiro, not up there with I’ll be by your side
Hating this man though

 

[Lucille]

Is that a FAG CROWN

 

[ButterTart]

I would have guessed the opposite

I just hate them. They're not really a name you drop outside of Greater London.

 

[RS]

Look at all the whiney bitches in here…

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She's really not living up to her name is she?

 

[Beverley]

Oooh a speakery electro-pop up-tempo. Go Mopsy, give us…..NOTHING NEW

 

[RJN]

I like it enough but she wouldn’t even make my top 1000 popstars

 

[ButterTart]

Now when I first heard this song I was like

"Oh..."
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But I've been singing it for the last two days solid and now I think I'm quite in love. The spoken word bit is excellent.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OMG where did Florrie’s “poor side of the family” cousin come from?

 

[RJN]

Is this song about fucking as a workout?

 

[RS]

Maybe it’s a grower, but it’s giving me nothing for now

 

[Lucille]

Oooh a speakery electro-pop up-tempo. Go Mopsy, give us…..NOTHING NEW

Remember Suomi split the genres up so we’re getting at least 2 per round!!!

 

[Suomi]

This has been one of the biggest growers of the competition for me - those spoken worded bits have been in my head all day. Or maybe they were my students and colleagues I CAN NO LONGER TELL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Now when I first heard this song I was like

"Oh..."
​

But I've been singing it for the last two days solid and now I think I'm quite in love. The spoken word bit is excellent.

So far the best bit is that she lets us know we're all going to die, so there will be relief from this song if nothing else.

 

[Kate]

I can't decide what to make of this. She is QUITE ANNOYING but I think that's the point...

 

[Suomi]

5. Patsy Stone - Kamaiyah - How Does It Feel

 

[ButterTart]

She runs at the end and now I don't know what to believe about her preferences.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I do love that blip synth from previous eras

 

[ButterTart]

I like the sweaters on display in this video, it's like Night of a Thousand Timmy Malletts.

 

[Lucille]

Ok into the lo-if production on this

 

[AlgoAlex]

I Hate Running was promising but didn’t really go anywhere.

 

[Kate]

80s cowbell!

 

[Beverley]

Ok I’m living…..a bit.

Fingering @Tisch for this - no, just fingering her.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I feel her camerawork is aggressively upsetting but I love her N64 lesbian vibes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

N64 lesbian gives

 

[Lucille]

Oh IT’S OVER.

 

[RS]

”Please retire!” @Beverley

 

[dmlaw]

That ended…suddenly.

 

[Suomi]

6. Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)

 

[AlgoAlex]

5. Patsy Stone - Kamaiyah - How Does It Feel

For my ears NOT GOOD

 

[Lucille]

TWINK KLAXON

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

That homelessness ending is very Mel C

 

[Beverley]

That homelessness ending is very Mel C

I did not gag

 

[RS]

Here comes that lime green twink category post-it

 

[RJN]

Yes to that last one but rap has proven to have limited appeal here

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is basic on every level, but then so am I.