ASFM: Heat One - Live from the BHS Cafe. VOTING CLOSES THURS 28.10 @ 5pm

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

THESE SYNTHS, THIS FABULOUS K-POP SYSTEM OF IMPRISONING YOUNG WOMEN IN ABUSIVE CONTRACTS BUT WITH A FLAIR TURNING OUT A BOP

 

[Lucille]

We should really invite Korea to Eurovision.

 

[Beverley]

That 80s riff is sending me to the CLUB

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We should really invite Korea to Eurovision.

I've been saying this for YEARS

 

[Kate]

Is that MORE COWBELL??

 

[ButterTart]

We should really invite Korea to Eurovision.

I'd be more than happy for them to ban us to make room.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MIND DISEASED

 

[dmlaw]

THESE SYNTHS, THIS FABULOUS K-POP SYSTEM OF IMPRISONING YOUNG WOMEN IN ABUSIVE CONTRACTS BUT WITH A FLAIR TURNING OUT A BOP

At least this video hasn’t made the one the record company wants to replace pose with a leopard, like all the previous Korean songs in ASFM have.

 

[RS]

I’m afraid this too was rather irresistable

 

[Beverley]

NEED A NAP NOW

 

[Suomi]

SO VOTING! If you are competing in this heat you MUST vote. Failure to vote will result in immediate disqualification.

Votes are sent to that week’s host, so ME this week.

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You may NOT vote for yourself, alas. You have until 18:59 on Thursday 28th October to vote, right before the next heat starts.

3 songs will go straight to the final in Cheadle

3 songs will go to the LAST CHANCE round in Suomi’s Basement

4 songs will be knocked out ☹

Vote wisely girls

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ok love this nonsense

 

[RJN]

In general a good heat. I liked or loved about 6 of them (the basic ones)

 

[ButterTart]

I won't lie, I'm less sure who I'm voting for than I was at the start. Some of those really came alive during a public listen.

 

[ButterTart]

VOTED

 

[RS]

What do you mean it’s already over?

 

[dmlaw]

Voting for nine songs may be a challenge.

 

[ButterTart]

Spofity playlist HERE and in first post:

 

[Suomi]

RECAP AND VOTING IN FIRST POST

 

[Kate]

THANKS DARLINGS

 

[Beverley]

It was a reet lovely show, girls

 

[RS]

Thank you that was alldeles lagom

 

[RJN]

Thank you @Suomi and @ButterTart

 

[Suomi]

Once you've played these 10 songs again and again you will see how hard it is to vote really. This method really shines a light on each song (for better or worse )

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I really like the bitesize quality of this format. I still have time to look at bears on Tumblr and plot the demise of my current arch-nemesis before my 9pm bedtime.

 

[Marina Salty]

Excellent heat, I wish it lasted longer though.
Thanks ButterTart & Suomi!

 

[dmlaw]

Good work from Suomi and ButterTart.

 

[Indie]

Voting for 9 songs out of 10? Ouch. Feels like Berlyvision again where someone very much gets vetoed out of existence.

 

[Raining on Me]

I am trapped at my sister in laws and can't watch, for fuck sake.

Need an icon to parachute in and save me NOW

 

[Beverley]

I really like the bitesize quality of this format. I still have time to look at bears on Tumblr and plot the demise of my current arch-nemesis before my 9pm bedtime.

Same. But it does present fewer options to read a ho of an evening - but more spread out I guess.

 

[Marina Salty]

What's the format we have to use to vote?
Icon - Artist - Song?

 

[ButterTart]

Even with the truncated lead-in to this contest, I've already grown to love each of these songs and will shed a tear when they get brutally fucked off and kerbstomped as a warning to future heats.

 

[ButterTart]

What's the format we have to use to vote?
Icon - Artist - Song?

Yes please!

 

[Suomi]

SLIGHTLY ENTERTAINING INTERVAL SEGMENT INCOMING

 

[Lucille]

Is it called an interval if the show is already over?!?

 

[RS]

I’m migrating to the drag race UK topic.

 

[Lucille]

I’m migrating to the CINEMA BAR.

 

[Suomi]

Okay so here is the interval act, this is entitled FLOPS, and features last placed ASFM songs, half-hearted apologies, and one of the biggest flop threads of our generation

 

[Marina Salty]

In case somebody needs the entries on a text list.

1. Floella Benjamin - Fay-Ann Lyons – Raze
2. Tina Knowles - Sally Shapiro - Forget About You
3. The Sexual Goose - Dubioza Kolektiv – Kokuz
4. Cunt on a Bouncy Castle - Number One Popstar - I Hate Running
5. Patsy Stone - Kamaiyah - How Does It Feel
6. Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)
7. ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance
8. Laura Põldvere - Platon & Joolay - Taking Me Higher
9. François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel – Gabriel
10. The Kettering Twink - Dalshabet - B.B.B Big Baby Baby

 

[Lucille]

The cinema bar is SHUT