ASFM: Heat Two - Live from Enya's Castle. VOTING CLOSES 5pm THURS 4th NOVEMBER

[RS]

Todrick? Oh dear! Have we ran out of real singers?

 

[dmlaw]

WHY?

Doesn’t pay his dancers, sexual harassment allegations and puts his tour dates at the end of his YouTube videos.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve got 20 moopsters signed up to recreate this video for the final, except we’ll be fully clothed and crying

omg one step ahead of you!

 

[Kate]

lol he’s doing 2 dates in London, GOOD LUCK

Will there be naked dancers? Tempted if so

 

[Kate]

WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE THAT STUPID COUNTESS BITCH

 

[Suomi]

Rainin’ Fellas is soundtracking the air of hostility in the room as the consequence of me accidentally buying trout instead of salmon for tonight’s tea is realised

 

[ButterTart]

This song is Countess Luann covering ten different Kate Bush songs at the same time with the start of the Brookside theme tune during the chorus and I'll hear NO negativity about it.

 

[Lucille]

WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE THAT STUPID COUNTESS BITCH

omg

 

[Kate]

OK she's singing now, that's much better

 

[Lucille]

Rainin’ Fellas is soundtracking the air of hostility in the room as the consequence of me accidentally buying trout instead of salmon for tonight’s tea is realised

Trout is better fight me @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Rainin’ Fellas is soundtracking the air of hostility in the room as the consequence of me accidentally buying trout instead of salmon for tonight’s tea is realised

Is it too much to ask after my lifetime of tragedy just to buy the correct fish.

 

[Suomi]

Gonna tell my grandkids this was my cycling proficiency exam

 

[Lucille]

This is cute but not blowing my back doors out yet.

 

[ButterTart]

I've been singing this chorus for a week. In fairness I've also been singing Rainin' Fellas, which raised some eyebrows during Evensong.

 

[dmlaw]

Is it too much to ask after my lifetime of tragedy just to buy the correct fish.

It’s okay. Suomi has bought a special treat of Black Forest Gateau for dessert. Well, it’s really a marrow.

 

[ButterTart]

Is it too much to ask after my lifetime of tragedy just to buy the correct fish.

Wait til you realise it's just a bit of plasticine he's crudely fashioned into the shape of a trout.

He spent your salmon money on snap bands

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

She’s the kind of person who pretends not to notice when you’ve just had your hair done.

 

[Kate]

This is great if I can manage to get over the Countess thing.

 

[ButterTart]

Now Brigitte's solved the climate crisis, let's move on to a woman responsible for 60% of the world's overall plastic production.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t believe @Suomi ruined song 2’s chances by de-railing the conversation so we’re all chatting about his TEA.

 

[ButterTart]

Song 3:
Dakota Johnson Ending Ellen's Career
La Toya Jackson - Just Wanna Dance​

 

[Suomi]

The first NO-MUSIC VIDEO entry of the contest so far. A ballsy move. Is the strong song enough to carry it?

 

[Lucille]

Shaking my ASS, with lots of CLASS.

 

[ButterTart]

The first NO-MUSIC VIDEO entry of the contest so far. A ballsy move. Is the strong song enough to carry it?

Listen to these lyrics and then ask that question again.

 

[Suomi]

Can’t believe @Suomi ruined song 2’s chances by de-railing the conversation so we’re all chatting about his TEA.

Honey I’m just reading what’s on the cue cards

And coming up next…JANET JACKSON!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well. This is such a STEAMING DOG EGG that it surely has Martha's vote.

 

[Kate]

Omg. LaToya and the icon wasn't JANFT!

 

[Lucille]

Well. This is such a STEAMING DOG EGG that it surely has Martha's vote.

Quite a SUMPTUOUS DOG EGG actually.

 

[ButterTart]

"Sure, I don't care"
Cynical attempt to grab the Emerald pound, there.

 

[Raining on Me]

This second song feels like that film "Us", only here the Countess switched from being the untethered with this ice cold speakery lady who wonders at the life of luxury and gross excess she could have had.

Oh I see we've already done a better Countess joke

 

[Kate]

Imagine if LaToya and Janft end up in the final together.

Seems unlikely at this point, but you never know.

 

[ButterTart]

It's awful to think that Michael was still somehow the one with the voice and the looks in that family.

 

[Raining on Me]

Ugh I'm behind.

This one is some joyous trash

 

[ButterTart]

Imagine if LaToya and Janft end up in the final together.

Seems unlikely at this point, but you never know.

Agreed, I can't imagine Moopy ever picking a basic dance song by a marginally talented octogenarian.

 

[Suomi]

i do love this La Toya number. It haunts me

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh this is a bold choice of ending

 

[Lucille]

That was some HOT SHIT need time to process.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Well I’m thrilled by the fact that one Jackson discovered the art of consonants.

 

[Lucille]

Oh look the video is giving me that time.

 

[Kate]

omg why is the video still going