ASFM: Heat Two - Live from Enya's Castle. VOTING CLOSES 5pm THURS 4th NOVEMBER

[ButterTart]

Anyone know where these are from? I've a notion they're continental European.

 

[RS]

This song is very boring.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

This blonde one should give the others more of a go. Who does she think she is?

 

[ButterTart]

Song 9:
Tisch & Iguana's Wedding
Rae Morris - Reborn​

 

[Kate]

Florence Welch, Kathy off Emmerdale and Kate Bush have let themselves go.

 

[ButterTart]

I feel very proud and youthful to say I already knew of Rae Morris.

 

[RS]

Annoying vocals

 

[ButterTart]

That one glove having a sly feel of her tit.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Annoying vocals

Just the vocals?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is on the cusp of being a good song, but she's just not getting there.

 

[ButterTart]

This is on the cusp of being a good song, but she's just not getting there.

I actually thought this one would get rave reviews

 

[Raining on Me]

I mean outside of the obviously incredible video and spectacular hair, this Bananarama nightmare version is...well actually I still kinda love it

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

This is on the cusp of being a good song, but she's just not getting there.

In the hands of Kelle Bryan this would be a total joy.

 

[Kate]

Not feeling this, but I'll give it a chance

 

[RS]

I hope the infamous wedding served better music.

 

[Suomi]

This song took some time to grow for me, but it did get there

 

[ButterTart]

I hope the infamous wedding served better music.

I wouldn't know, I wasn't invited

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Her parents are regretting being so overindulgent.

 

[ButterTart]

Song 10.
Cleopatra
Wednesday Campanella - Ra​

 

[Kate]

What does she need a cure for? This video?

 

[Raining on Me]

This isn't GOING ANYWHERE.

And yes I hate the vocals

12 points then

 

[RS]

Now this sounds promising.

 

[ButterTart]

Has everyone else had loads of adverts or something? I feel like you're all a song behind.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Diddy's closer last week was better but this is still pretty good

 

[Lucille]

Of course we’re closing this heat with this hot cultural appropriation moment.

 

[dmlaw]

What is the Japanese for potato?

 

[RS]

Now this sounds promising.

I spoke too soon.

 

[ButterTart]

What is the Japanese for potato?

Potatu

 

[ButterTart]

@Diddy's closer last week was better but this is still pretty good

Diddy's fourth song of the competition so far.

 

[Kate]

I thought for a minute this was those warrior queens from last time again.

 

[Lucille]

Howling at “Golden Rice, Golden Spice!”

 

[Kate]

Howling at “Golden Rice, Golden Spice!”

Definitely an advert for a local takeaway.

 

[Suomi]

Potatoes, carrots and beef

Now there’s an idea instead of trout tomorrow

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

this video makes me want Ferrero Rocher, this ambassador’s reception is quite an improvement on the last

 

[Kate]

RICE AND SPICE CHANGED MY LIFE! Read all about it in next week's Take A Break

 

[Lucille]

Some lovely songs that require further digestion, and some that need to be quickly clawed out into the bowl.

 

[Suomi]

okay get ready for the recap video where we can all talk about our feelings

 

[Raining on Me]

I don't understand any of this but I want some Golden Rice and Golden Spice now I guess

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This credit sequence is highlighting that the backing track deserved way better than the vocal it got

 

[ButterTart]

And that's your lot

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