ASFM: Heat Two - Live from Enya's Castle. VOTING CLOSES 5pm THURS 4th NOVEMBER

[RS]

This sounds better than what the video and title suggest

 

[COB]

This is quite good but I'm not sure it's getting where it needs to be.

 

[Kate]

And this one of course is mocking a genuine mental illness.

 

[ButterTart]

BEGGING Penny for the Guy?

One of them called the manager a fucking skank so I told him off for swearing because he's clearly four years old. His friends started laughing at him and he looked humiliated, so fingers crossed I've done enough lasting psychological damage to put him off swearing at anyone ever again, the little cunt.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sorry I'm not here. I was eating. I will watch SOON.

 

[COB]

Loving this so far, JAPAN UP

 

[ButterTart]

And this one of course is mocking a genuine mental illness.

I really like this, to be honest. I just have to ignore the slight insensitivity of the lyrics the way I did when I released my no. 32 smash Livin' la Vida Locked-in Syndrome.

 

[Kate]

And this one of course is mocking a genuine mental illness.

I'm BEING SERIOUS, @RaspberrySwirl

You don't "feel schizophrenic".

 

[RS]

Those Asians are really taking over

 

[COB]

The vibe of this video is actually similar to something I have considered sending in the last several times AND STILL MIGHT

 

[RS]

I’m loving this

 

[Kate]

It is disappointing as I liked the last Night Club entry and even followed them on Facebook to see if they were doing any shows (they aren't, the singer just posts lots of pictures of herself)

 

[ButterTart]

This is definitely one of those songs that will find its way onto every chilled playlist I make from now on.

 

[RS]

I'm BEING SERIOUS, @RaspberrySwirl

You don't "feel schizophrenic".

I mean of course but but isn’t that used quite often in pop music?

 

[COB]

This is my first STUNNER OF THE NIGHT

 

[COB]

Stunner in a chillout kind of way obvs

 

[ButterTart]

This is my first STUNNER OF THE NIGHT

This, but with your face superimposed on Steve Austin.

 

[COB]

Oh!

 

[COB]

My!

 

[COB]

Goooooooddddd

 

[ButterTart]

Oh!

Did you recognise the one on the left as the ginger meth drinker from Theatre of Blood?

 

[COB]

 

[Kate]

Very much FEELING these three stunnahs tonight

 

[RS]

Not quite sure why our hosts have chosen to have all these art project songs in the same heat.

 

[COB]

Did you recognise the one on the left as the ginger meth drinker from Theatre of Blood?

I'm amazed she lived until whenever this is

 

[ButterTart]

Not quite sure why our hosts have chosen to have all these art project songs in the same heat.

Because we have two more heats of expressionist song-shaped art projects to come.

 

[COB]

Are YOU ready for this passion? I think I might be

 

[RS]

Because we have two more heats of expressionist song-shaped art projects to come.

Not boding too well for me then.

 

[Suomi]

Not quite sure why our hosts have chosen to have all these art project songs in the same heat.

Every heat has its own personality. Tonight we are in Enya’s castle

 

[ButterTart]

FLIRT RATE:
1. Blonde one who looks like her with the squeaky voice off them 90s Philadelphia adverts
2. Cathy Tyson
3. Meth drinker Catherine Tate

 

[COB]

Anything with three women in this formation gives me slight Why Do You Think You Are Nuts vibes:

 

[RS]

Oh not her again.

 

[ButterTart]

Here comes Rae, who I really expected to be a moment last night

 

[COB]

Liking this one lot too!

 

[COB]

It would be reductive for her at this point, but I would LOVE to hear Björk's vocals on this song.

 

[Marina Salty]

I had Rae Morris as a possible ASFM artist too but was worried she is too famous.

 

[ButterTart]

I had one of her songs, Atletico, in my playlist of potential entrants for ages. I would never have sent it so I'm glad a bit of Rae found its way into the contest anyway.

 

[ButterTart]

Rae Morris makes middle-8 plea for Polio medication (sad)

 

[OutSynk]

Honestly I was snatched bald by the song from 1982. I simply wasn’t ready.

 

[ButterTart]

Honestly I was snatched bald by the song from 1982. I simply wasn’t ready.

SNATCHED BALD