ASFM: Heat Two - Live from Enya's Castle. VOTING CLOSES 5pm THURS 4th NOVEMBER

[ButterTart]

Might keep Vivawolf in mind should I ever need a name for a symphonic metal band.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

GooseberrySwish is so good. Votes coming tonight!

 

[ButterTart]

GooseberrySwish is so good. Votes coming tonight!

 

[ButterTart]

Two sets of votes in my inbox and waiting for me to finish work. This shouldn’t excite me as much as it does

 

[ButterTart]

You have 22 hours left to vote. This is probably the only time in your entire life that your voice will matter to important people, so don't squander this opportunity.

 

[Iguana]

You have 22 hours left to vote. This is probably the only time in your entire life that your voice will matter to important people, so don't squander this opportunity.

What about next week?

 

[ButterTart]

What about next week?

We may be less important next week, you don't want to run that risk.

 

[Rita]

I thought I had walked in to a parallel universe when listening to these first time through. Alas, after my 3rd run through a couple are LISTENABLE.

 

[Kate]

Change your style, change your mind, change your LIFE, REET!

 

[Berly]

The following posters have still yet to vote:

AnniFrid's friend
ApocalypseNow
Mrs Bainbridge
Mrs Callard
Diego
Poster Gay People Like
Groovy
Lizard
Vivawolf
Envelope
Robby the Seal
GooseberrySwish
Tempoperformingartscentre
Barbara Knox
Corey
hetorbuggered
Leathery
Five Star
Table
Agnetha's Friend

I feel bad tagging them again, so please feel free to tag them for me once you decipher their identity from the clues provided.

Which one is me?

Any hoo… voted! This heat was tough. They were all shit and seven out of ten committed the cardinal sin of just being VERY boring.

 

[ButterTart]

Which one is me?

Any hoo… voted! This heat was tough. They were all shit and seven out of ten committed the cardinal sin of just being VERY boring.

Mrs Bainbridge

 

[Tisch]

Coming tomorrow, stop sexting me gawd!

 

[ButterTart]

Still so many yet to vote.

AnniFrid's friend
ApocalypseNow
Mrs Callard
Poster Gay People Like
Groovy
Vivawolf
Robby the Seal
Tempoperformingartscentre
Barbara Knox
Corey
hetorbuggered
Leathery
Five Star
Table

 

[OutSynk]

Poster Gay People Like

Did you have to expose me like this?

 

[ButterTart]

Coming tomorrow, stop sexting me gawd!

Not being funny but @Iguana sent his votes ages ago.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope @ButterTart realises that those of us who voted in good time in this semi will deliberately leave it late next one so he has to come up with our AltNames

 

[Kate]

What is my alt name please TartyButt

 

[Tisch]

What is my alt name please TartyButt

BUSH

 

[ButterTart]

BUSH

I like that. I call Kate 'Kath' in my head (in a Jill Tyrell voice but we'll not go there), I think I'd probably have gone for Gerry's Missus.

 

[Pingu]

This heat is impossible and not in a good way.

 

[RJN]

I'm about ready to vote, but I think I'm going to wait and then make sure in the morning. I hadn't read most of this thread, but now I have, I feel like my votes are going to be very off the average.

 

[ButterTart]

You have NINE HOURS to vote, folks. At LEAST one competitor in this heat has still yet to vote, but I've decided not to do any tagging today because I think drama is important.

Lines will close at 5pm ON THE SHARP, and the winching process will commence thereafter to ensure Keri Hilson is parted and ready to receive us for Heat 3.

 

[Diddy]

Here are some people who haven't voted... OR ARE THEY?

@Ag
@Alex
@Apocalypt Flyer
@Barnacle
@Beryl
@Beverley
@Devil
@dmlaw
@dUb
@funky
@Gangsta Nancy Lam
@Iguana
@jivafox
@jyxz
@Kate
@Liz Truss
@lolly
@Lucille
@Marilyn
@OutSynk
@Penelope
@Pingu
@Phoenix
@RaspberrySwirl
@Rhythmbarbican
@Rita
@RJN
@straightorbroken
@Suedey
@Superstylin'
@SystemAddict
@Tetris-Rock
@Tisch
@VoR
@win_the_game
@ZenGiraffe
@ZZ

Or DO YOU??

 

[COB]

I hope someone tonight has a Keri Hilson song, to be performed inside Keri Hilson. Enter the Keriverse

 

[COB]

Actually I've just popped on I Like. What a song, this would WIN

 

[Suomi]

Actually I've just popped on I Like. What a song, this would WIN

Funny you should say that…

 

[ButterTart]

Or DO YOU??

Yes, OR WERE SHE?

 

[ButterTart]

Actually I've just popped on I Like. What a song, this would WIN

I literally forgot that song existed until just now. Big pop chorus

 

[Tisch]

I Like? I LOVE!

 

[Rita]

VOTED

 

[ButterTart]

VOTED

 

[ButterTart]

The list of qualifiers is changing with every vote. Be the change you want to see; have your say in heat 2 of A Mopsy for Songfestival NOW

 

[BoysForSeles]

The Flirts should’ve been an automatic wild card finalist without those three foxtresses having to go through the indignity of qualifying.

 

[ButterTart]

The Flirts should’ve been an automatic wild card finalist without those three foxtresses having to go through the indignity of qualifying.

And since one of them is currently dead, it feels quite disrespectful doesn’t it?

 

[BoysForSeles]

And since one of them is currently dead, it feels quite disrespectful doesn’t it?

At least one, I havent checked in on the two at the ends.

 

[ButterTart]

At least one, I havent checked in on the two at the ends.

I feel like they had something to do with blonde one’s death. There’s the ripe stench of jealousy emanating from them both.

 

[ButterTart]

There are four sets of votes nestled in my inbox. Can’t wait to bin work off so I can have a bit of saucy spreadsheet fun.

 

[ButterTart]

Voting closes in an hour and 23 minutes. DO IT NOW.

 

[ButterTart]

Will heat 3 be an altogether classier affair than the legs akimbo pile of bawdy old tarts that was heat 2?

Well, dear reader, venture within Keri Hilson at 7pm and find out for yourself.

 

[ButterTart]

Lines are now CLOSED.