ASFM Iguanavision II - Night 1 🏹👸

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"LIE"

I gasped.

 

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I wonder how well the RUTH man aged.

 

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So I did sneek in a little listen earlier (I'm only human), and our first song definitely got my juices flowing and spurting. Very The Knife ... and Running Up That Hill! Is it sampling it?

 

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Omg and Toxic for the bridges.

 

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Zeigist clearly the Sharleen Spiteri of electro pop as far as being a rip off merchant goes. Ugh

 

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Loving the 90s jungle-house vibes of Moonchild. The video is pretty nifty too.

 

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That backing track is right up my alley. The video is someone else's alley, but still top notch all the same.

 

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Before I discovered how to copy and paste, these entries used to stress the hell out of my trying to spell them with non-Queen of Bay letters.

 

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All this entry is doing is making me wish I had entered Michelle Collins' Sunburn. Unless I have

 

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Product placement alert. Helena will be furious she's missed out on a deal.

 

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Well if I ever wanted a drag queen tribute to Kelly Osbourne and Kelly O, I would hopefully take it all back right now. Drag is so passé these days.

 

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Not feeling the Shindella's - formed in protest at The Sheila's of course.

 

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Jesus just end already.

 

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Well Natalie from Cascada has never looked better.

 

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This is how I imagine a night out with Jackie Bird to be like.

 

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Oh I know this Alison one. Not seen this video though!

 

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Going to leave it there. My scorecard has some new entries so far I'm sure.

 

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Resuming. TOKiMONSTA is ticking my moody boxes. Worth waiting on those teetering bits.

 

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A sequel to the Moby video with Cristina Ricci.

 

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Disco white man. 1:40 is when something good happens.

 

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Was that it? I feel like it didn't quite deliver what we were being promised apart from that one part.

 

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I'm not Madonna. No, @ButterTart I'm not this lacking in taste. She's not even spoofing the American Life rap or seeming remotely aware who the cutie of the evening is.

 

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Ok I liked the Jellybean reference, but this isn't nearly as savage as it should be.

 

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They should have made the final "I'm not Madonna" into "I'm Cyndi Laupa"

 

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Love love love the intro to this next one. Swoon.

 

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The rumours of Paul McCartney and Sharleen Spiteri (god I'm obsessed with her tonight) having a daughter are true then.

 

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So I'll be looking up Diamond Cafe after this. What a casual gem.

 

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Seriously, thank you to whoever sent that one in, it's so good. I'm rulling out several of you, but still have no idea.

 

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Pandora should have put this one back in her box, she has quite a few that I think are much bigger prizes. Still, I'm bopping to this discount disco dolly.

 

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Maybe Capella could have remixed this into something beefier.

 

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If you corner Pandora, hold a knife to her and yell for 5 hours she'll finally admit to recording On A Night Like this before Kylie, but otherwise only ever mentions it when performing in front of out of it gays at small-scale Pride events, which are coincidentally her only gigs these days.

 

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Losing the will with FedEx a little bit. Just not my style.

 

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Lake Malawi delivering the best 80s side-opening synths so far.

 

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Unexpectedly flooding my basement over this. I'm enjoying the drama and surprise depth. A tad surfacey, but the chorus swings big.

 

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Yola is a winna with that cover alone.

 

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Ok this bid is doing it for me. Carrying a torch and a disco ball.

 

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Sumptuous and lilting.

 

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Oh I've been waiting for this one.

 

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FUCKING FABULOUS.

 

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Vicious pink means the shower of prolapses at their gigs. It's just so divine.