ASFM Iguanavision II - the RESULTS!

[Iguana]

He makes the people come together. Especially @RaspberrySwirl and all the bottoms on here. It's...

@Music

26/40

20 - BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

15 - Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

12 - Ina Garten - Kiwi & Tess - Give Your Heart - SystemAddict

10 - Queenie - Gabriels - One and Only - Kate

08 - Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog - Pandora - Don’t You Know - Ag

07 - Ellen Ripley - Bokka - A Spell - Raining On Me

06 - Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

05 - Cleopatra - Sega Bodega feat. Arca - Cicada - RaspberrySwirl

04 - 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

03 - Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

02 - Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

01 - Venus D-Lite - Hi Fashion - I’m Not Madonna - Tisch

 

[Tisch]

Live trajectory of my scores

 

[straightorbroken]

It's table time!

	POSTER	AVATAR	ARTIST	SONG	TOTAL
1	Iguana	Queen of the Bay	Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite	Demon	140
2	straightorbroken	Bertrada of Laon	Helene Fischer	Atemlos durch die Nacht	105
3	GNL	Brian May	Allison Ponthier	Hollywood Forever Cemetery	97
4	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Queen Beryl of the Negaverse	Vision Talk	Dina Tanker	94
5	Alex	Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries	Lake Malawi, We are Domi	High-Speed Kissing	89
6	OutSynk	Scarlet Witch	Exotica	Une miss s'immisce	87
7	BoysForSeles	50ft Queenie	Dum Dum Girls	Bedroom Eyes	86
8	RaspberrySwirl	Cleopatra	Sega Bodega feat. Arca	Cicada	85
9	Ill Advised	Queen of Jordan	Strabe	Magic	83
10	Kratz	Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey	Shy'm	Elle Danse Encore	81
11	funky	Queen Latifah	Diamond Cafe	The Way You Used To Love Me	81
12	Suedey	Queen Of Pain	Zeigeist	Tar Heart	77
13	Ag	Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog	Pandora	Don't You Know	69
14	Pingu	The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return	Amanda Tenfjord	All In	69
15	Apoca	Caucasus Dynasty	Iveta Mukuchyan	Hayastani Axjikner	65
16	Kalabaliken	Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan	Lorella Cuccarini	La notte vola	64
17	Rita	Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo	Wet Leg	Chaise Longue	64
18	Suomi	BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI	Vicious Pink	Cccan’t You See	62
19	Tisch	Venus D-Lite	Hi Fashion	I'm Not Madonna	60
20	Soldi	Basil	Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei	La dolce vita	58
21	Queen of the Bay	Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch	Elena Tsagrinou	Mykonos & Santorini	56
22	Haiku	Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen	Tara Kemp	Hold You Tight	55
23	Raining On Me	Ellen Ripley	Bokka	A Spell	50
24	SystemAddict	Ina Garten	Kiwi & Tess	Give Your Heart	48
25	ButterTart	Sindel	Elderbrook	Broken Mirror	47
26	dmlaw	Emma Frost	Halflives	Victim	46
27	David 5000	Queen of puddings	Drew Sycamore	45 Fahrenheit Girl	45
28	Phoenix	Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club	Yola	Dancing Away in Tears	41
29	Indie	Countess Géraldine Margit Virginia Olga Mária Apponyi de Nagy-Appony, Queen of the Albanians	Queenadreena	Cold Fish	40
30	Music	Queen of Sheba	Havana Brown	Warrior	37
31	Berly	Queens, NYC	TOKiMONSTA	I Wish I Could	34
32	Diddy	Borg Queen	Denki Groove	Shangri-La	30
33	dUb	Queen of the Swallows	The Shindellas	Feeling The Pain	30
34	rhythmbandit	Queen Clarisse Renaldi	Anderson East	Falling	30
35	wildchild	Legendtina	Kikka	Mä Haluun Viihdyttää	27
36	Alla	Lady Penelope	Marianas Trench	Rhythm of Your Heart	25
37	Kate	Queenie	Gabriels	One and Only	24
38	jyxz	Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy	Locomia	Locomia	19
39	COB	Empress Shōken	La Roux	Damaged Goods (Wuh Oh Remix)	13
40	ZenGiraffe	Emily Thornberry	Kika Boom	TAQUEI	12

I'm just off the phone to Shaz Bags and she said to "freeze the moment".

 

[RS]

My vote has collapsed.

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In what situation did she do that?

 

[dmlaw]

I'm just off the phone to Shaz Bags and she said to "freeze the moment".

Are you sure? Because it seems increasingly likely that you’re going to win.

 

[OutSynk]

Not what I'm usually expected to get from @Music but it will have to do.

 

[Apoca]

Hmm there are no controversial facts about him so let's go 'straight' to:

@Kratz

So we’re just going to gloss over the fact that @Kratz went with a French song again and prevented someone with an actual French name from entering it?

Nice cover up @Iguana - this contest is rigged from start to finish!

 

[straightorbroken]

Are you sure? Because it seems increasingly likely that you’re going to win.

I like being the underdog too much to want to actually win

 

[ButterTart]

A tallboy?

A Stella, so I think you should all be warned that I’m on the wife beater and absolutely prepared to get violent if needs be.

 

[Iguana]

He's presumably off listening to Rebel Heart and cry-wanking. But we love him anyway. It's...

@Suedey

27/40

20 – Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey - Shy'm - Elle Danse Encore - Kratz

15 – Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

12 – Queen of puddings - Drew Sycamore - 45 Fahrenheit Girl - David 5000

10 – Lady Penelope - Marianas Trench - Rhythm of Your Heart - Alla

8 - Queen of the Swallows -The Shindellas - Feeling The Pain - dub

7 – Brian May - Allison Ponthier - Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

6 – Queen of the Bay - Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite - Demon - Iguana

5 – 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

4 – Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

3 – Emma Frost - Halflives - Victim - dmlaw

2 – BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

1 – Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

 

[Kratz]

So we’re just going to gloss over the fact that @Kratz went with a French song again and prevented someone with an actual French name from entering it?

Nice cover up @Iguana - this contest is rigged from start to finish!

Oh the gloves are coming OFF!

 

[OutSynk]

Nice cover up @Iguana - this contest is rigged from start to finish!

How the mighty have fallen since the first edition.

 

[ButterTart]

He makes the people come together. Especially @RaspberrySwirl and all the bottoms on here. It's...

@Music

26/40

20 - BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

15 - Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

12 - Ina Garten - Kiwi & Tess - Give Your Heart - SystemAddict

10 - Queenie - Gabriels - One and Only - Kate

08 - Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog - Pandora - Don’t You Know - Ag

07 - Ellen Ripley - Bokka - A Spell - Raining On Me

06 - Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

05 - Cleopatra - Sega Bodega feat. Arca - Cicada - RaspberrySwirl

04 - 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

03 - Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

02 - Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

01 - Venus D-Lite - Hi Fashion - I’m Not Madonna - Tisch

Thank god my subtle plan to send a @Music song in the hope of points from him FINALLY paid off.

 

[Iguana]

So we’re just going to gloss over the fact that @Kratz went with a French song again and prevented someone with an actual French name from entering it?

Oh the gloves are coming OFF!

Seriously, get a room you two!

 

[Music]

A Stella, so I think you should all be warned that I’m on the wife beater and absolutely prepared to get violent if needs be.

Take a shot now for the 15 points I gave you!

 

[Kratz]

He's presumably off listening to Rebel Heart and cry-wanking. But we love him anyway. It's...

@Suedey

27/40

20 – Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey - Shy'm - Elle Danse Encore - Kratz

15 – Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

12 – Queen of puddings - Drew Sycamore - 45 Fahrenheit Girl - David 5000

10 – Lady Penelope - Marianas Trench - Rhythm of Your Heart - Alla

8 - Queen of the Swallows -The Shindellas - Feeling The Pain - dub

7 – Brian May - Allison Ponthier - Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

6 – Queen of the Bay - Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite - Demon - Iguana

5 – 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

4 – Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

3 – Emma Frost - Halflives - Victim - dmlaw

2 – BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

1 – Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

Just one of the many reasons to love @Suedey

 

[OutSynk]

@Iguana could you have at least SHUFFLED my points around a bit and not be so cruel.

 

[Tisch]

Suedey paying the Madonna song dust

Remembered...

 

[Raining on Me]

The first points since I grew pubes, thank you @Music

 

[Iguana]

@Iguana could you have at least SHUFFLED my points around a bit and not be so cruel.

They are almost all being presented in the order received, I think I moved one or two around but that's all!

 

[ButterTart]

Just one of the many reasons to love @Suedey

I don’t know her is she new

 

[Iguana]

He's of age and very happy to assist. It's...

@Soldi

28/40

20 Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

15 The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return - Amanda Tenfjord - All In - Pingu

12 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

10 Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club - Yola - Dancing Away in Tears - Phoenix

8 Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch - Elena Tsagrinou - Mykonos & Santorini - Queen of the Bay

7 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

6 Caucasus Dynasty - Iveta Mukuchyan - Hayastani Axjikner - Apoca

5 Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog - Pandora - Don’t You Know - Ag

4 Brian May - Allison Ponthier - Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

3 Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

2 Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

1 BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm just listening to my follow-up to Douche The Night and it's ever so 100.

 

[RS]

I miss @Lucille and @win_the_game

 

[Kratz]

He's of age and very happy to assist. It's...

@Soldi

28/40

20 Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

15 The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return - Amanda Tenfjord - All In - Pingu

12 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

10 Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club - Yola - Dancing Away in Tears - Phoenix

8 Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch - Elena Tsagrinou - Mykonos & Santorini - Queen of the Bay

7 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

6 Caucasus Dynasty - Iveta Mukuchyan - Hayastani Axjikner - Apoca

5 Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog - Pandora - Don’t You Know - Ag

4 Brian May - Allison Ponthier - Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

3 Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

2 Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

1 BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

Of age and easy to persuade...

 

[OutSynk]

Thank you @Soldi

 

[ButterTart]

Points from @Soldi

Certifying my song 100% NOT BORING

 

[Iguana]

He apparently HATES ME (well apart from voting for me)! It's:

@Apoca

29/40

20 Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo - Wet Leg - Chaise Longue - Rita

15 Queen of the Bay - Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite - Demon - Iguana

12 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

10 Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey - Shy'm - Elle Danse Encore - Kratz

8 Queen Clarisse Renaldi - Anderson East - Falling - rhythmbandit

7 Cleopatra - Sega Bodega feat. Arca - Cicada - RaspberrySwirl

6 Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

5 Ellen Ripley - Bokka - A Spell - Raining On Me

4 Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club - Yola - Dancing Away in Tears - Phoenix

3 Queen of Jordan - Strabe - Magic - Ill Advised

2 Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

1 Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy - Locomia - Locomia - jyxz

 

[Apoca]

Oh the gloves are coming OFF!

 

[jyxz]

@Rita got a 20!

 

[Iguana]

ON THE CHAISE LONGUE ON THE CHAISE LONGUE ON THE CHAISE LONGUE ALL DAY LONG ON THE CHAISE LONGUE

 

[OutSynk]

I just can't fucking wait for the next listening party where I will spout ANY OLD SHIT about the entries that match NONE of my votes.

 

[straightorbroken]

@Rita got a 20!

I hear she won't get out of bed for anything less. Or was that in bed? Amazing song though.

 

[Iguana]

And direct from her 20 to the lady herself, here in fighting spirit if not in person, it's...

@Rita

30/40

20 Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog/ Pandora/ Don’t You Know - Ag

15 Bertrada of Laon/ Helene Fischer/ Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

12 Queen of Sheba/ Havana Brown/ Warrior - Music

10 Lady Penelope/Marianas Trench/Rhythm of Your Heart - Alla

8 Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan/ Lorella Cuccarini/ La notte vola - Kalabaliken

7 Legendtina/ Kikka/ Mä Haluun Viihdyttää - wildchild

6 Queen of the Bay / Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite / Demon - Iguana

5 Ina Garten/ Kiwi & Tess/ Give Your Heart - SystemAddict

4 The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return/ Amanda Tenfjord/ All In - Pingu

3 Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey/ Shy'm/ Elle Danse Encore - Kratz

2 Queens, NYC/ TOKiMONSTA/ I Wish I Could - Berly

1 Brian May/ Allison Ponthier/ Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

 

[OutSynk]

I just can't fucking wait for the next listening party where I will spout ANY OLD SHIT about the entries that match NONE of my votes.

I will LIKE and LOVE comments about your entry and give you NOTHING!

 

[Raining on Me]

Eternally grateful for any scraps now, thank you @Apoca

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GO @Rita! CHEERS HUN

 

[Iguana]

Who wants a 3/4 way through TABLE?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If Atemlos wins I'm quitting ASFM.

 

[Kratz]

Who wants a 3/4 way through TABLE?

3/4s of the way in is good enough for me!