ASFM Iguanavision II - the RESULTS!

[Iguana]

Imagine if the host won. That would be embarrassing.

For everyone that didn't beat me?

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine if the host won. That would be embarrassing.

At least he had the decency to give himself a crappy slot in the running order.

 

[straightorbroken]

No pulling out at the last minute!

Which is what RS's tattoo on his lower back says.

 

[RS]

No pulling out at the last minute!

Story of my life

 

[Tisch]

Oh yyaas @GNL queeeeen! (Sorry Iguana)

 

[jyxz]

For everyone that didn't beat me?

 

[Kala]

At least he had the decency to give himself a crappy slot in the running order.

I don’t think that really matters in this competition.

 

[Suomi]

I have to take a moment to say how thrilling it was to see Vicious Pink entered. The song is ultra special.

It’s just absolutely fabulous

 

[GNL]

You didn't need a name change, you needed Jesus @GNL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

For everyone that didn't beat me?

I was being sarcastic. I've already done it

 

[Iguana]

OK our 38th vote! He's back back back again!

@Kalabaliken

38/40

20 Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey - Shy'm - Elle Danse Encore - Kratz

15 Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

12 Caucasus Dynasty - Iveta Mukuchyan - Hayastani Axjikner - Apoca

10 Ina Garten - Kiwi & Tess - Give Your Heart - SystemAddict

8 Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch - Elena Tsagrinou - Mykonos & Santorini - Queen of the Bay

7 Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen - Tara Kemp - Hold You Tight - Haiku

6 Queen of the Swallows -The Shindellas - Feeling The Pain - dub

5 The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return - Amanda Tenfjord - All In - Pingu

4 Emma Frost - Halflives - Victim - dmlaw

3 Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club - Yola - Dancing Away in Tears - Phoenix

2 Legendtina - Kikka - Mä Haluun Viihdyttää - wildchild

1 Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog - Pandora - Don’t You Know - Ag

 

[Kratz]

Thanks @Kalabaliken love

 

[dmlaw]

I don’t think that really matters in this competition.

This sounds like a job for a detailed analysis of the average result of each position in the running order. I nominate Iguana to rustle that up.

 

[Iguana]

Let's go live to the table, with 2 votes left.

	POSTER	AVATAR	ARTIST	SONG	TOTAL
1	Iguana	Queen of the Bay	Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite	Demon	191
2	straightorbroken	Bertrada of Laon	Helene Fischer	Atemlos durch die Nacht	183
3	Kratz	Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey	Shy'm	Elle Danse Encore	166
4	OutSynk	Scarlet Witch	Exotica	Une miss s'immisce	136
5	GNL	Brian May	Allison Ponthier	Hollywood Forever Cemetery	133
6	BoysForSeles	50ft Queenie	Dum Dum Girls	Bedroom Eyes	127
7	Alex	Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries	Lake Malawi, We are Domi	High-Speed Kissing	125
8	Ag	Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog	Pandora	Don't You Know	125
9	Kalabaliken	Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan	Lorella Cuccarini	La notte vola	121
10	RaspberrySwirl	Cleopatra	Sega Bodega feat. Arca	Cicada	118
11	Suomi	BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI	Vicious Pink	Cccan’t You See	116
12	Ill Advised	Queen of Jordan	Strabe	Magic	113
13	Pingu	The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return	Amanda Tenfjord	All In	110
14	Apoca	Caucasus Dynasty	Iveta Mukuchyan	Hayastani Axjikner	109
15	Rita	Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo	Wet Leg	Chaise Longue	107
16	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Queen Beryl of the Negaverse	Vision Talk	Dina Tanker	101
17	ButterTart	Sindel	Elderbrook	Broken Mirror	93
18	David 5000	Queen of puddings	Drew Sycamore	45 Fahrenheit Girl	92
19	Tisch	Venus D-Lite	Hi Fashion	I'm Not Madonna	91
20	Queen of the Bay	Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch	Elena Tsagrinou	Mykonos & Santorini	91
21	Raining On Me	Ellen Ripley	Bokka	A Spell	87
22	funky	Queen Latifah	Diamond Cafe	The Way You Used To Love Me	86
23	Suedey	Queen Of Pain	Zeigeist	Tar Heart	80
24	SystemAddict	Ina Garten	Kiwi & Tess	Give Your Heart	80
25	Phoenix	Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club	Yola	Dancing Away in Tears	79
26	Haiku	Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen	Tara Kemp	Hold You Tight	75
27	Soldi	Basil	Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei	La dolce vita	65
28	dUb	Queen of the Swallows	The Shindellas	Feeling The Pain	60
29	dmlaw	Emma Frost	Halflives	Victim	55
30	Music	Queen of Sheba	Havana Brown	Warrior	49
31	Alla	Lady Penelope	Marianas Trench	Rhythm of Your Heart	49
32	Indie	Countess Géraldine Margit Virginia Olga Mária Apponyi de Nagy-Appony, Queen of the Albanians	Queenadreena	Cold Fish	48
33	wildchild	Legendtina	Kikka	Mä Haluun Viihdyttää	44
34	rhythmbandit	Queen Clarisse Renaldi	Anderson East	Falling	38
35	jyxz	Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy	Locomia	Locomia	37
36	Berly	Queens, NYC	TOKiMONSTA	I Wish I Could	36
37	Kate	Queenie	Gabriels	One and Only	36
38	COB	Empress Shōken	La Roux	Damaged Goods (Wuh Oh Remix)	36
39	Diddy	Borg Queen	Denki Groove	Shangri-La	33
40	ZenGiraffe	Emily Thornberry	Kika Boom	TAQUEI	13

 

[OutSynk]

Jesus these votes

 

[Iguana]

Jesus these votes

You're coming 4th, have some respect for the 35 people below you man!

 

[COB]

Wow, a 20! Thank you @GNL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Only the top 3 can win.

 

[RS]

You're coming 4th, have some respect for the 35 people below you man!

So selfish! Ban her

 

[Iguana]

PENULTIMATE VOTE ALERT

Time for everyone's favourite long-haired animal. It's...

@ZenGiraffe

39/40

20 Queen of the Bay - Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite - Demon - Iguana

15 Caucasus Dynasty - Iveta Mukuchyan - Hayastani Axjikner - Apoca

12 Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

10 Queens, NYC - TOKiMONSTA - I Wish I Could - Berly

8 Countess Géraldine Margit Virginia Olga Mária Apponyi de Nagy-Appony, Queen of the Albanians - Queenadreena - Cold Fish - Indie

7 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

6 Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch - Elena Tsagrinou - Mykonos & Santorini - Queen of the Bay

5 Emma Frost - Halflives - Victim - dmlaw

4 Venus D-Lite - Hi Fashion - I’m Not Madonna - Tisch

3 Cleopatra - Sega Bodega feat. Arca - Cicada - RaspberrySwirl

2 Ellen Ripley - Bokka - A Spell - Raining On Me

1 Borg Queen - Denki Groove - Shangri-La - Diddy

 

[OutSynk]

You're coming 4th, have some respect for the 35 people below you man!

I was talking about the songs getting max points x

 

[Kala]

And that’s it

 

[dmlaw]

You're coming 4th, have some respect for the 35 people below you man!

There are 36 people below OutSynk. I wonder which one Iguana thinks doesn’t deserve respect.

 

[Kala]

Well done @Iguana

 

[Iguana]

And back to the table...

39 of 40 votes in.

	POSTER	AVATAR	ARTIST	SONG	TOTAL
1	Iguana	Queen of the Bay	Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite	Demon	211
2	straightorbroken	Bertrada of Laon	Helene Fischer	Atemlos durch die Nacht	195
3	Kratz	Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey	Shy'm	Elle Danse Encore	166
4	OutSynk	Scarlet Witch	Exotica	Une miss s'immisce	143
5	GNL	Brian May	Allison Ponthier	Hollywood Forever Cemetery	133
6	Kalabaliken	Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan	Lorella Cuccarini	La notte vola	127
7	RaspberrySwirl	Cleopatra	Sega Bodega feat. Arca	Cicada	125
8	BoysForSeles	50ft Queenie	Dum Dum Girls	Bedroom Eyes	125
9	Alex	Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries	Lake Malawi, We are Domi	High-Speed Kissing	124
10	Ag	Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog	Pandora	Don't You Know	121
11	Apoca	Caucasus Dynasty	Iveta Mukuchyan	Hayastani Axjikner	121
12	Suomi	BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI	Vicious Pink	Cccan’t You See	116
13	Ill Advised	Queen of Jordan	Strabe	Magic	113
14	Pingu	The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return	Amanda Tenfjord	All In	110
15	Rita	Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo	Wet Leg	Chaise Longue	107
16	Tisch	Venus D-Lite	Hi Fashion	I'm Not Madonna	101
17	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Queen Beryl of the Negaverse	Vision Talk	Dina Tanker	97
18	David 5000	Queen of puddings	Drew Sycamore	45 Fahrenheit Girl	95
19	Queen of the Bay	Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch	Elena Tsagrinou	Mykonos & Santorini	93
20	ButterTart	Sindel	Elderbrook	Broken Mirror	92
21	Raining On Me	Ellen Ripley	Bokka	A Spell	89
22	funky	Queen Latifah	Diamond Cafe	The Way You Used To Love Me	86
23	Phoenix	Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club	Yola	Dancing Away in Tears	80
24	Suedey	Queen Of Pain	Zeigeist	Tar Heart	80
25	SystemAddict	Ina Garten	Kiwi & Tess	Give Your Heart	79
26	Haiku	Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen	Tara Kemp	Hold You Tight	75
27	Soldi	Basil	Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei	La dolce vita	65
28	dUb	Queen of the Swallows	The Shindellas	Feeling The Pain	60
29	dmlaw	Emma Frost	Halflives	Victim	60
30	Indie	Countess Géraldine Margit Virginia Olga Mária Apponyi de Nagy-Appony, Queen of the Albanians	Queenadreena	Cold Fish	56
31	Berly	Queens, NYC	TOKiMONSTA	I Wish I Could	49
32	Music	Queen of Sheba	Havana Brown	Warrior	49
33	Alla	Lady Penelope	Marianas Trench	Rhythm of Your Heart	46
34	wildchild	Legendtina	Kikka	Mä Haluun Viihdyttää	44
35	rhythmbandit	Queen Clarisse Renaldi	Anderson East	Falling	38
36	jyxz	Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy	Locomia	Locomia	37
37	Kate	Queenie	Gabriels	One and Only	36
38	COB	Empress Shōken	La Roux	Damaged Goods (Wuh Oh Remix)	36
39	Diddy	Borg Queen	Denki Groove	Shangri-La	34
40	ZenGiraffe	Emily Thornberry	Kika Boom	TAQUEI	13

 

[dmlaw]

And that’s it

20 for Atemlos and nothing for Demon from the last voter still turns it round.

 

[Kratz]

This is a potential Dana/Chiara moment!

 

[Iguana]

FINAL VOTE comes from that loveable rogue @Pingu

 

[RS]

Omg back to 7. Please stop the count! I haven’t had a hit since Christmas!

 

[Iguana]

@Pingu's 1 point goes to:

1 Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

 

[COB]

FINAL VOTE comes from that loveable rogue @Pingu

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DECEASED

 

[Tisch]

@Pingu's 1 point goes to:

1 Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

Yes we love a 1 by 1 reveal

 

[Iguana]

@Pingu's 2 points goes to:

2 Basil - Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei - La dolce vita - Soldi

 

[Suomi]

FINAL VOTE comes from that loveable rogue @Pingu

!!!

 

[Iguana]

@Pingu's 3 points go to:

3 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

 

[Iguana]

@Pingu is going to love all these notifications

 

[GNL]

A bad time to have submitted a song in English

 

[dmlaw]

FINAL VOTE comes from that loveable rogue @Pingu

At least we know you really did do the votes in the order they came in.

 

[Apoca]

The DRAMA.