ASFM presents... ASFXMAS - submissions CLOSED! Festive avatar gala TONIGHT, 7pm

[BoysForSeles]

I'll have an entry in soon Butter.

Just have a certain album I need to dig through.

Is it Cyndi’s Christmas one?

 

[ButterTart]

ONE new submission this weekend. I guess Gregory Porter and Belinda Carlisle (Real name Carla Bellend) didn't release Yuletide stompers after all.

 

[dmlaw]

Much as I would rather not knowledge Christmas yet, the world’s consensus seems to be that it started yesterday, so I shall look for a song.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Much as I would rather not knowledge Christmas yet, the world’s consensus seems to be that it started yesterday, so I shall look for a song.

 

[ButterTart]

It's been Christmas for well over a month, I'll have you know.

Also, I've not received a song in several days. It seems the only thing Moopy wants to witness during the viewing party is Jehovah.

 

[funky]

I definitely plan on submitting something, just deliberating between a couple of options and, much like grindr shags, holding out in case something better comes along in the next couple of days.

 

[ButterTart]

With a couple of days to go, my stocking has not been bothered for almost a week

 

[dmlaw]

I can confirm that I have found an excellent entry for the first contest of 2025. It’s not festive.

 

[funky]

Could you extend by a day please butters? I’m suddenly having a busy weekend …

 

[dmlaw]

I have deposited my present into ButterTart’s chimney.

 

[jyxz]

I have deposited my present into ButterTart’s chimney.

 

[ButterTart]

I have deposited my present into ButterTart’s chimney.

It blocked it and gave everyone carbon monoxide poisoning but I can confirm it was worth it.

16 entries now received

 

[ButterTart]

It's officially December, send your festive bangers NOW!

 

[ButterTart]

One* shopping day left before our festive deadline.

@Alex
@BoysForSeles
@funky
@GNL
@HalamaK
@Ill Advised
@jivafox
@Mary Whitehouse
@Nancy
@Pingu
@rhythm bandit
@RJN
@untilted
@Soldi
@Music
@Kratz
@SystemAddict
@Roe 🌳
@RS
@Indie
@Haiku Rewrites
@Suomi

 

[ButterTart]

It's shaping up to be an eclectic mix of players, with some making their triumphant returns to the contest of contests

 

[rhythmbandit]

I'll be infiltrating your dms shortly.

 

[ButterTart]

We now have 19 entries. I'll keep submissions open throughout tomorrow as well; I was hoping to do the festive avatar gala tomorrow night but I can bump to Wednesday if it temps entries from the many longtime players who are studiously ignoring this contest.

 

[funky]

I'm doing a LAST MINUTE SEARCH NOW!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm doing a LAST MINUTE SEARCH NOW!

You've had SIX MONTHS! Well, two weeks but that's still long.

 

[funky]

I mean have a couple of songs to go but I'm having a last minute look for something more moopy. None of my songs are bleepy, shouty or sound like a novelty song from a Eurovision reject.

MORE FOOL ME.

 

[SystemAddict]

I only have a selection box of songs that I felt weren’t suitable for previous ASFXMASes. Entering this year would feel like regifting some UNWANTED TAT.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Entering this year would feel like regifting some UNWANTED TAT.

Sounds like you could have the winner there.

 

[Rita]

Sorry but WHAT A MOMENT. Americas Next Top Model was fabulous tv in its day!

 

[Rita]

Janice Dickinson at that point before too much surgery! WOW!

 

[ButterTart]

I only have a selection box of songs that I felt weren’t suitable for previous ASFXMASes. Entering this year would feel like regifting some UNWANTED TAT.

I'm almost offended that you think a ButterTart-hosted contest wouldn't enthusiastically welcome tat.

 

[ButterTart]

No new submissions overnight

New players, you have until tomorrow morning to slip me your wares.

 

[jyxz]

I have some serious plug-swirlers if anyone is particularly desperate and currently drawing a blank

 

[funky]

No new submissions overnight

New players, you have until tomorrow morning to slip me your wares.

I literally posted mine overnight and you replied

 

[Generic Account]

I'm struggling to find one that people will like.

 

[Generic Account]

Oh eff it

 

[ButterTart]

I literally posted mine overnight and you replied

Oh yeah

I blame the Beechams Flu Plus.

 

[octophone]

Oh yeah

I blame the Beechams Flu Plus.

Out of your GOURD again, love?

 

[ButterTart]

Out of your GOURD again, love?

As Richard says to Judy when he wakes up of a morning.

 

[ButterTart]

We have a healthy roster of 23 players now. Still time to catch the last post if any of this lot fancy joining:

@Alex
@BoysForSeles
@GNL
@HalamaK
@jivafox
@Nancy
@Pingu
@RJN
@untilted
@Baby It’s Soldi Outside
@Music
@Kratz
@SystemAddict
@RS
@InDie Hard 2
@Haiku Rewrites
@Suomi

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Christ, what are GNL and Jiva even called these days

 

[funky]

Why do you keep ERASING ME

 

[ButterTart]

Why do you keep ERASING ME

That's the list of people who aren't playing yet!

 

[BoysForSeles]

That's the list of people who aren't playing yet!

You thanked me for my entry last night. Can’t believe I wasn’t memorable.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone's on the EGGNOG

 

[funky]

oh

not like ME to MIS READ!