ASFM presents... ASFXMAS - the viewing gala. TONIGHT 8pm

[dmlaw]

Oh the famously likeable Lea Michele doing a ballad, POINT BAIT

Quite a stagey ballad as well. Who doesn’t like that?

 

[ButterTart]

4. Joalin - La Chica-cá

Christmas with Joan and Anonymous Homosexual

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[Kate]

And this one is basically an M&S advert.

 

[ButterTart]

I sometimes stop to think how absurd it is that Lea Michele is a thing.

 

[Kate]

TAXI! Yes please, take her away immediately.

 

[Iguana]

I liked Christmas in New York a bit TOO much

 

[dmlaw]

I sometimes stop to think how absurd it is that Lea Michele is a thing.

I'm not entirely sure she is, really.

 

[ButterTart]

I liked Christmas in New York a bit TOO much

I feel like if I had to put money on one poster saying this, it'd have been you or - outside bet - @dUb Actually

 

[win_the_game]

This is a great palate cleanser after that Lea Michele thing

 

[Iguana]

So this is what happened to Diana Vickers.

 

[Kate]

YouTube is being a right cunt with the ads tonight. YES I AM TOO TIGHT TO PAY FOR PREMIUM.

 

[dmlaw]

Pleasing sinister air to this one. Now THAT'S Christmas.

 

[ButterTart]

5. Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club

Jeans and a festive top

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[Tisch]

Chica-cá BROKE MOOPY. Must have overextended it's limit on CHRISTMAS CHEER.

 

[Kate]

She's quite cunty isn't she, this frosty blonde.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh the next Britney Spears is here to save Christmas!

 

[ButterTart]

This was HIGHLY sought after.

 

[Tisch]

5. Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club

Jeans and a festive top

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Whomstever submitted this should know there is a VIDEO as much as I love staring at a still image of the next Britney Spears for 3 minutes

 

[ButterTart]

Also, there's no video for this one. Something you should probably get comfortable with, going forward.

 

[win_the_game]

5. Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club

Jeans and a festive top

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Voice of an ANGLE.

 

[Iguana]

How REDUCTIVE

 

[dmlaw]

She’s made a sensible choice with her Christmas request. Her chances of getting ‘the clap’ for Christmas are excellent.

 

[ButterTart]

Whomstever submitted this should know there is a VIDEO as much as I love staring at a still image of the next Britney Spears for 3 minutes

Yes, the poster very much should have updated me with this information.

 

[ButterTart]

6. Drama - First Christmas

Multi-use nativity ornaments

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[ButterTart]

She’s made a sensible choice with her Christmas request. Her chances of getting ‘the clap’ for Christmas are excellent.

Right? It's all I can hear now, which kind of works in the song's favour.

 

[Tisch]

All I want for Christmas is the club (the purple fruit one back in shops pls)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes, the poster very much should have updated me with this information.

It's an excuse to listen to it again though!

 

[Kate]

Oh it's that bint who was on CBB. Vile

 

[ButterTart]

7. Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G - Christmas C'Mon

Classy christmas nails

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[Tisch]

I love Drama (it follows me around!) but this needs some OOMPH or some SYNTHS or something

 

[ZenGiraffe]

6. Drama - First Christmas

Multi-use nativity ornaments

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Well that was awful and we'll never speak of it again

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh god not the FIDDLE BINT

 

[Tisch]

Lindsey Stirling was in the last ASFM CHRISTMAS. She's like our very own Mariah.

 

[Iguana]

Becky G loves a fiddle

 

[Kate]

Is DRAMA the biggest misnomer ever? She sounds bored as shit.

 

[dmlaw]

You can tell just from this woman’s outfit that she would be unbearable company.

 

[Tisch]

I can't hear Becky G without thinking about the DISGUSTANG video

 

[ButterTart]

Lindsey Stirling was in the last ASFM CHRISTMAS. She's like our very own Mariah.

Delta Goodrem with baubles.

 

[Iguana]

You can tell just from this woman’s outfit that she would be unbearable company.

She looks like a deconstructed lampshade?

 

[Kate]

Is Fiddle Bint known to Moopy?