ASFM presents... ASFXMAS - the viewing gala. TONIGHT 8pm

[ButterTart]

I can't hear Becky G without thinking about the DISGUSTANG video

Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd BECKEHGEEUH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm going to cheer myself up by watching the clip of her getting knocked out of AGT

 

[Kate]

I don't know which one is which.

 

[Tisch]

Is Fiddle Bint known to Moopy?

She had a much more DEMURE and MINDFUL song in last years ASFMXMAS, no idea where it came

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fuck me a DONK

 

[dmlaw]

Is Fiddle Bint known to Moopy?

She had a song in last year’s ASFXMAS but that one had Lizzy Hale on the vocals rather than this shrill bint so was one thousand times better.

 

[Iguana]

I don't know which one is which.

I'm Iguana, the other one is Tisch.

 

[Kate]

I SEE.

Oh some TRANCE! YAY

 

[Iguana]

Fuck me a DONK

I'm looking the HEAVY DRUMS.

It has a slight "SEB off her tits at the club" feel about it

 

[ButterTart]

8. Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas

The Oscar Mayer Holiday Hostess Tree​

 

[win_the_game]

This could do with a sleigh bell or two to be honest.

 

[Kate]

This is either Buttertart or some serious ButterBAIT.

 

[ButterTart]

Moopy decided to completely freeze on me when I was adding the picture for the song title then. My neighbours in the Travelodge have now heard me screaming at my computer that it's a fucking cunt and I hope its family get murdered.

 

[Iguana]

ButterBAIT.

Now there's an OnlyFans I could get behind

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What a perfectly cromulent banger

 

[ButterTart]

9. Rani - Tell me what you’re wishing for

The Sexual Goose DEAD

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[Kate]

Well this and Frosty Blonde Cunt are getting all the points so far.

 

[Tisch]

Moopy decided to completely freeze on me when I was adding the picture for the song title then. My neighbours in the Travelodge have now heard me screaming at my computer that it's a fucking cunt and I hope its family get murdered.

Yeah it's been SPOTTY for me too.

@ZenReindeer pls sort

 

[Iguana]

Child!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And now we have a tragic ballad with VILE SPAWN in the video.

Who invited children to Christmas please?

 

[dmlaw]

Yeah it's been SPOTTY for me too.

@ZenReindeer pls sort

ZenReindeer lapsed into a coma when he realised that we were about to have ANOTHER ballad.

 

[Tisch]

Very touching and demure home video of Rani growing up in her quite wealthy family home

 

[Iguana]

This was a very BRAVE video to submit to Moopy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is HATEFUL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'll tell you what I'm wishing for.

FOR YOU TO NEVER SING AGAIN RANI

 

[ButterTart]

10. Despina Vandi – Kalanta

Enya opens door to carol singers

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[Iguana]

Omg no-one wants to see your baby videos, Rami.

 

[Kate]

Oh god when you all said CHILD I thought one was going to be SINGING. Thank god I can just look away.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope this video goes on to show footage of ten-year-old Rani berating the staff for getting one of her homework answers wrong.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The fact that some DEPLORABLES are going to give that points as well

 

[Tisch]

Any child that demands the camcorder this much was clearly INSUFFERABLE

 

[Iguana]

The fact that some DEPLORABLES are going to give that points as well

What name did Clammy settle on in the end?

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like I've managed to balance the ballads and the bangers, although for giraffes of a nervous disposition there may be some distressing scenes still to come.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A WHIFF OF THE SOUK BANGER IS THE PERFECT CURE HOWEVER

 

[Tisch]

Ooh Choo choo, we're off to BIKTOPIA station

 

[ButterTart]

What name did Clammy settle on in the end?

ZenReindeer, I think

 

[dmlaw]

Who knew that scat music had made it to Greece?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is the sexy lady going to sing or just pose?

I'm good with either to be fair

 

[Tisch]

Ooh Choo choo, we're off to BIKTOPIA station

Wouldn't mind if the song would GET ON WITH IT THOUGH

 

[Iguana]

Is the sexy lady going to sing or just pose?

Yes.