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[win_the_game]

More songs should have a 90 second instrumental intro

 

[Iguana]

I assume she is singing "Merry Christmas, one and all"?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is Ben Shapiro in this video though please?

 

[Kate]

This one was better before the souky Eurovision vocals started.

 

[ButterTart]

11. Smoke Fairies - Christmas Without A Kiss

A Fucking Huge Viennetta

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[Tisch]

I assume she is singing "Merry Christmas, one and all"?

This is carols in Greece. When the kids knock on your door you have to wait 90 seconds for anything to happen

 

[Iguana]

QUITE LONG.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This one was better before the souky Eurovision vocals started.

The SOUK WHIFFED VOCALS ARE THE POINT!

 

[ButterTart]

This one was better before the souky Eurovision vocals started.

Didn't you enjoy a whiff of them?

 

[dmlaw]

I assume she is singing "Merry Christmas, one and all"?

Google Translate suggests that Kalanta means Carol, so I think it’s fine. Unless she’s singing about Carol Thatcher, of course.

 

[Kate]

Why is Ben Shapiro in this video though please?

He's going to explain that if your wife has a WAP it's obviously because she's in a tank of water.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...Moopy is really failing in it's duty of care to me tonight

 

[ButterTart]

I really love a bit of miserablist Christmas cheer.

 

[Iguana]

Keep the giraffe entertained AT ALL COSTS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Keep the giraffe entertained AT ALL COSTS!

Or at the very least not GOOGLING FOR THE NEAREST CLIFF

 

[ButterTart]

12. Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas

Christmas Carvery

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[Tisch]

 

[dmlaw]

This Smoke Fairies song is marvellous. I believe it appeared in a @the octy and the ivy Christmas playlist during lockdown times.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ButterTart]

Halfway through and we have him off the Subwoolfer and, to a lesser extent, A1, plus an avatar with a cock-shaped pig in blanket.

 

[Tisch]

The CONTRAST in the colour palette between those two videos

 

[Kate]

OMG! I know the guy who played viola with the Smoke Fairies. He's not in the video though.

 

[dmlaw]

Halfway through and we have him off the Subwoolfer and, to a lesser extent, A1, plus an avatar with a cock-shaped pig in blanket.

Could be worse. Subwoolfer have their own Christmas song, which I enthusiastically hope isn’t coming up.

 

[ButterTart]

It's so very jolly

 

[Kate]

HOLY SHIT BEN ADAMS!!!! And some bint.

 

[ButterTart]

13. Imogen Heap - Just For Now

Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time

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[ButterTart]

I'm assuming this one is Christmas-related.

 

[dmlaw]

I’m picturing how this song would have worked with either Alanis Morissette or Morrissey replacing the woman.

 

[dmlaw]

You forgot to switch the camera off, you dumb pricks.

 

[Tisch]

IMOGEN HEAP OF SHIT

 

[Kate]

Oh Ben! A cheeky wink at the end JUST FOR ME

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is no Mmm Whatcha Say, is it?

 

[ButterTart]

14. Anna Vissi - Se Periptosi Pou

Madonna Xmas tree magic

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[Tisch]

This is on Kelly Clarkson's Christmas album, I had no idea it was a cover. Frankly I was better NOT KNOWING

 

[ButterTart]

Play it cool, but I have reason to suspect there are one or two GREEKS on Moopy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PANIK

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well this is getting my

 

[ButterTart]

Well this is getting my

Pictured: Heidi Montag

 

[dmlaw]

I think this may be a fourth ASFM appearance for Annika Fishy and that that is a record.

 

[Tisch]

Anna Vissi truly the Linda Bengtzingt of ASFM