ASFM presents... ASFXMAS - the viewing gala. TONIGHT 8pm

[Kate]

 

[ButterTart]

18. Kirsty Bertarelli - The Ghosts of Christmas Past

A Christmas Massacre

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[Tisch]

The next series of Unsolved Mysteries is devoted to uncovering the identity of the poster who submitted this.

@Carla12 show yourself!

 

[dmlaw]

There are twelve songs on this album, so come ASFXMAS 2034 Chestnuts Roe-sting on an Open Fire will have to find some new material.

 

[ButterTart]

I've been trying to think who the singer's voice reminds me of and I think it's Victoria Beckham

 

[win_the_game]

It ain't Christmas without our yearly dose of Mary Chapin Carpenter.

Amazed she became a Christmas staple and yet Jennifer Saran remains forgotten

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have you been to Denny Muir?

Yes, but I've never been to me

 

[ButterTart]

This really is QUITE the banger.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

18. Kirsty Bertarelli - The Ghosts of Christmas Past

A Christmas Massacre

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The production on this must have cost £2.99 and it was WORTH EVERY PENNY

 

[ButterTart]

Drops in a quick tease of ROBERT MILES

 

[dmlaw]

Second best ASFXMAS entry about the Ghost of Christmas Past.

 

[ButterTart]

19. Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying

The Christmas Bins, Hackney

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[ButterTart]

'An absolute ballo-on'

 

[Tisch]

Needs more YMCA North Staffordshire Choir

 

[Iguana]

The YMCA North Staffordshire Choir don't get enough kudos for this one.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ButterTart]

The YMCA North Staffordshire Choir don't get enough kudos for this one.

I know North Staffordshire, they were only singing with Kirsty to distract her while they nicked her hubcaps.

 

[Iguana]

Like a modern Slade

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You can do sad lesbian music and still make it good you know.

 

[ButterTart]

I thought you might appreciate the message of this one, though.

 

[Iguana]

You can do sad lesbian music and still make it good you know.

We haven't heard much from that MUNA lady recently.

 

[Iguana]

I thought you might appreciate the message of this one, though.

He doesn't do LYRICS!

 

[Tisch]

You can do sad lesbian music and still make it good you know.

There's only one sad lesbian Christmas song for me.

 

[Iguana]

There's only one sad lesbian Christmas song for me.


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THANK YOU!

@Shit list

 

[ButterTart]

20. Maxx - Power of Love

Christmas Jumper Targeted Adverts

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[ButterTart]

We haven't heard much from that MUNA lady recently.

She's already the biggest solo artist on the planet, she doesn't need to do a Christmas album for cheap streams.

 

[dmlaw]

I don’t think any of these women in the video are actually singing this song. Making it fit in perfectly with all other 90s Eurodance videos.

 

[ButterTart]

I spent years looking for Eurodance Christmas songs to no avail, and yet Moopy finds DOZENS each year.

 

[Kate]

OMG. Where does @DJ Play Ag Christmas Song (39) keep digging these Eurodance ones up from

 

[ButterTart]

21. Sissel - Christmas Time is Here

The Laughing Cow ~ Christmas diva edition

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[ZenGiraffe]

@Mary's Boy Tart this is becoming a farce now.

 

[ButterTart]

Look, @ZenReindeer I can only apologise but at least I'm alternating with bangers.

 

[Tisch]

 

[ButterTart]

This lady can hold her head high that she's the only contestant to have released a collaboration with WARREN G.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Look, @ZenReindeer I can only apologise but at least I'm alternating with bangers.

You could make it up to me by giving me NEGATIVE POINTS to dish out

 

[Iguana]

That's an oddly shaped woolly hat. I'm sorry, but it is.

 

[Kate]

DOG

 

[Tisch]

www.sisselmusic.com

 

[Iguana]

This lady can hold her head high that she's the only contestant to have released a collaboration with WARREN G.

Not GINA G though is it.

 

[ButterTart]

22. Ricchi e Poveri - Il Natale degli Angeli

Princess Diana Christmas Tree Ornament

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